ā20 QUESTIONS WITH...ā VOLUME 55: JOHNNY PEMBERTON
Good afternoon. This week, we have a super cool chat with one of my favourite comedians/podcast hosts. If you havenāt listened toĀ āLive to Tapeā before, Iād truly recommend it. Itās unlike any other podcast in terms of weird vocal effects, background music, samples, bleeps, bloops and random segues. It rules. You may also know Johnny from his work on Son of Zorn, 21 Jump Street, Ant-Man, Action Point...the list goes on. Hereās what he had to say!
1. State your name, what you do & a little known fact about yourself. My name is Johnny Pemberton. I'm a comedian, which means I do lots of things that all come together under the umbrella of comedy.Ā I do not have a large intestine. 2. How did you get started in comedy? I got started by volunteering to open up for a taping of a web talk show. I had always wanted to do stand-up and this seemed like a great opportunity because it was for a paid audience. later I would learn this is generally considered the worst environment for comedy. it went terrible, but I was undeterred. I started writing more and had some help from a veteran comedian named Peter Spruyt, who was gracious enough to give me a 5 min spot on a show he ran in the belly room at the comedy store.Ā 3. What was the worst gig you ever played? the one I just mentioned was pretty bad, but I wouldnt really consider that a 'gig', which to me means 'being paid'. the worst paying gig? too many to even remember, also if they totally suck I forget about them right after I leave the stage. the only one that still stands out was playing some funny bone in the mid-west in this sterilized brand-new franchise park. one of those places that's impossible to walk to. i was on this tour sponsored by a major beer company and this really popular comedy website. the beer company thought the comedy website was promoting the tour and the comedy website thought the beer company was promoting the tour. it wasn't until the first show we realized NO ONE was promoting the shows. so the audiences were super light. for this show at the funny bone in this sterile hellscape with tiny trees that will never get tall, they "papered" the show, meaning they did giveaways so the worst people on earth go to the show. not comedy fans, just adults who need babysitters. in the front row was a group of middle aged women who kept interrupting me during my set asking to see my ID. I joked about it a bit but they were too drunk and I was still too inexperienced to know how to shut them down properly. I picked up a stool onstage and threatened to throw it at them while shouting "here's my fucking ID". afterwards I saw the G.I. Joe movie.Ā Ā 4. How many records do you own? too many. prob about 2000. looking to sell at least half. 5. What is the best advice you've ever been given? thats tough. The best straight up "advice" i ever got was from comedian Michele Biloon who said "...sometimes you just have to shove your comedy down peoples throats". I've also got a lot of good advice in the form of watching people who claim to know what they are doing then fail miserably and realize that not everything works for everyone and there's no right way to do something in comedy except the way that works and is fun. 6. Last movie you watched? "Slow West" last night.Ā 7. Why did you last cry? probably a few weeks ago while running. 8. What song did you lose your virginity to? I did not lose it to a song. who loses it to a song? people have the time and forethought to set up a song?Ā 9. Death row last ever meal: what do you have? a massive BLT made by a Japanese chef.Ā 10. You have a time machine; where to first? year 3000 or something around there. this is a hard question because every answer is good. there's so many cool things to check out.Ā 11. What is your favourite record of all time and why? this changes all the time. at one point i would have said 'there's a riot going on' by sly and the family stone. another point I would have said 'giant steps' by John Coltrane. then maybe āByrd in hand" by Donald Byrd. then maybe derrick harriot's compilation "i remember those reggae oldies", then maybe "Boogie Down" by John Wayne, then maybe "thee hounds of foggy notion" by thee oh sees (this would actually be much earlier), actually! i think my favorite album might be "Black Monk Time" by The Monks, its pretty amazing pound for pound, and so special because its their only album. i also have some super rare shit that isnāt worth mentioning because its so rare. there is one album though thatās pretty rare but not impossibly rare that i've never not liked listening to: "Say what you mean" by the Hot Dogs. 12. Which band/artist, living or dead, would you re-unite & why? prob the monks. or maybe the paragons. both are bands i've never seen and would love to see. that would be a good use of the time machine. would really love to see booker T and the MG's play live with Otis Redding or ANYONE on Stax during that period. actually just remembered: Harry Nilsson. he only played live a few times. would like to see that! 13. How is your record collection arranged? total fucking mess in the garage right now. the records I have inside are arranged by band. i have individual sections for: Toyan, Thee Oh Sees, Steely Dan, Swamp Dogg, Mississippi records releases, and Harry Nilsson. these are all groups/artists i have the most of. then i have a sliding drawer with newest purchases and lots of reggae and some miscelanoues stuff from the last few times I DJ'd. 14. What is the weirdest record you own/have heard? this is such an impossible question, so many variables. prob my fav record and maybe the weirdest is a 45 from a group called the small fries which is just sly stone. he records this song after breathing in a bunch of helium. I heard a british DJ in london playing it and ran up to him and asked him what it was. I bought it a few years later and play it every chance i can get. maybe its not that weird, but cool. thats the problem i think weird is cool, so how does something just stay weird? in my experience the weirdest stuff is made by people who think they are making something super normal and end up making something thats super cool and really different as a result. I think maybe the weirdest thing I have is this dillinger record that has all these strange sounds on it from scientist. its the 'cocaine in my brain' era, but a little later. there's lots of reggae that Scientist produced that have truly bizarre sounds hidden in plain site and he's the most normal dude ever. I think he's got a magic brain. 15. What is your most treasured possession? pretty much nothing. i have a lot of crap, but its all just trash. sometimes I wish everything in my house would be destroyed by a magical fire that left the structure unscathed. i had a bike i liked ALOT, had it for nearly 13 years, but it got stolen. I had a t-shirt i liked ALOT but Chris Pontius literally ripped it off my body at an Andrew W.K. concert. i was pissed about the bike for a while, shirt too, but those are just things i was overly attached to.Ā 16. Green Day or blink-182? hmmmmmm, but Green Day.Ā 17. Who are your top 3 bands to check out right now? Wand.
Jimmy Donely.
Barry Brown.Ā
18. What advice would you like to give to people? luck isnt real. BUT things that seem like "bad luck" are just chances to laugh and move forward. maybe even a sign that youre doing something right.
19. What would you like to say to your haters? thank you! seriously. your scorn drives me. also I know you just hate yourself and need love and help.Ā Ā
20. Lastly, what is the best joke you know? trump drawing that extra part on the hurricane map with a sharpie. proof of absurd nature of "reality" :) THANKS! XO http://blacklakerecords.net http://blacklakerecords.net/store http://instagram.com/blacklakerecords










