Do I Enjoy Being Difficult? Most. Definitely.

Murphy | 32 | Ace / Bi / Poly(?¿?) | Nonbinary | White | Pronouns She / They / He | 18+ Content: MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED | In the words of the great Howard Moon, I'M A GAY! I'M A MASSIVE GAYIST!

[blackmagicbambii]

URL CHANGE AHOY! { part 2 }

The other one had a shipname i don't personally ship so i had change it sorry sorry!

tangerinesteve -> -> whimsicalwadewinstonwilson -> -> irishvampireboy -> -> thecatkingsthrone -> -> cherrywade -> -> piggybackambush -> -> emperorpookie -> -> chaosgremlinhickey -> -> hickeysgodcomplex -> -> bobbybreens -> -> victorclays -> -> sweetiepeabob -> -> -> tangerinesteve -> -> scarecrowsteve -> -> cozysweatersteve -> -> tangerinetravis -> -> iridescentrylandgrace -> -> blackmagicbambii

@solvecrimeandjuicelimes @tinyboop @friendly-jester @imsodonewiththissite @peter-parkers-heart @1gurgi1 @legitcookie @sidekick-hero @jozstankovich @frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe @waytoomanyships @hotluncheddie @freckledjoes @offensiuncula @steddie-island @scoops-aboy86 @thecreelhouse @bramble-berries @evilfreakybilly @cliffsecord

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[rubykgrant]

You BEHEAD Marie Antoinette?

[commodorecliche]

you CHOP her head like the GUILLOTINE??

[quadradaz]

OH OH CHAOS FOR FRANCE! CHAOS FOR FRANCE FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!

[petermorwood]

Pity I hadn’t seen this closer to Bastille Day… :-D

[redcurlzbychoice]

Marie Antoimiette

[cipheramnesia]

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

[geekandmisandry]

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer's apprentice going for you OP?

[cipheramnesia]

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

[dee-the-red-witch]

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

[cipheramnesia]

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

[geekandmisandry]

Is....is...is Yvgeny....alive?

[cipheramnesia]

Eh. Is alive enough.

[meduseld]

Well. They yassified Carrie White:

https://ew.com/carrie-tv-series-first-look-mike-flanagan-modern-twist-exclusive-12015053

Like..........

She's not even naked or bleeding, the fuck are these girls even recording???

Half of them are showing less skin than she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meduseld]

Fucking:

It's the same picture. What are we doing here.

[meduseld]

Just make an original story and gooooooooooo. Carrie snaps after years of bullying, because as a kid she started preaching the gospel at the lunch room and they laughed at her. She was ALREADY a long standing target when the story opens. And also, her main bully was at home, but suddenly the iconically unhinged Mrs White is. Not abusive?

WHY MAKE CARRIE THEN. AT ALL

[shelterwoodpod]

Carrie is, like, thee book about how we fail fat weird girls with abusive parents. Shaving all the edges off doesn't just make a worse story, it ignores the fundamentally ugly truth that we STILL FAIL girls who are too ugly or strange to be considered worthy of sympathy, leaving them to the whims of parents who may well hate them. I don't understand why Flanagan has become so pathologically incapable of letting horror stories just BE DARK, but it's really de-fanging a lot of stories for a lot of people! Hill House is not about the power of family it's about how lonely people will literally kill themselves to feel any sense of belonging, no matter how fleeting. Carrie is not about a mother and daughter doing their best, it's about the real and present hatred that ESPECIALLY ISOLATIONIST CHRISTIANS have for any young woman and especially young women who are fat, weird, and/especially or refuse to conform. Much like the society at large. I'm losing my mind

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[catchymemes]

[waterloggedgarden]

someone could probably say something pretty about fossils, constellations, and stars in the sky

[karl-von-moor-official]

poem inspired by this rock and also by @two-bees-poetry

[vintage-tigre]

[ily-a]

Stranger Things | 2.03 Chapter Three: The Pollywog

[segamascott]

[wordfather]

in another universe we are cuddling as cats or perhaps bunnies

[variiyenn]

finally made my own PHM gifs cause these two shots never fail to make me laugh, and neither of them having gifs yet was a crime SO here they are :3

[quinnxy]

I am way too busy atm but this was fun even if it’s messy

[kribbin]

This one's from valentine's day but I'm just getting back on Tumblr ayy

[mashed-taytoes]

[lettingthewaterholdmedown-deact]

This is exactly what I needed today. You must turn on the sound.

[filmgifs]

ALADDIN (1992) Dir. Ron Clements & John Musker

[lysarttt]

Steve opens the floodgates, so to speak

[scoops-aboy86]

Steve not thinking his flirting is working because he keeps putting on the Harrington charm but Eddie hasn't tried to get into his pants yet.

But Eddie really wants to be with Steve for the long haul so he's trying to demonstrate he would be a good partner by Providing Food whenever they hang out.