Edward: You'll NEVER figure out what I am.
Bella, a few days later: hey so I googled it are you a vampire???
Edward:
(joke credit to my best friend who doesn’t have tumblr)
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Edward: You'll NEVER figure out what I am.
Bella, a few days later: hey so I googled it are you a vampire???
Edward:
(joke credit to my best friend who doesn’t have tumblr)
I remember when I found out other people chop off the tops of strawberries. I was getting stoned with a bunch of older kids and popped a whole strawberry, top and all, in my mouth. And everyone started laughing and ragging on me for being so high i ate the whole strawberry and I just had to go with it and pretend like I hadn’t eaten every single strawberry of my life like that
When I tell you I was about to be S T R E S S E D T
In some black communities there’s still a stigma that kinky or coarse hair is “bad”, which couldn’t be further from the truth. There’s no such thing as good or bad when describing someone’s natural hair texture or type. To those struggling to love and accept their natural hair because of societal pressures, remember this - straight, curly, kinky or wavy, it doesn’t make a difference. Embrace your hair the way it is, no matter what society tells you. All hair is good hair. It’s your Crown.
Gerrel Saunders
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I agree
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The Good Place (2016-2020)
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The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.
Benny Harlem, an aspiring singer, songwriter, and model, holds the Guinness Book of World Records’ title for tallest high top afro at 52.07 cm (20.5 inches). Photos with his daughter Jaxyn have taken social media by storm.
Holy shit they’re BEAUTIFUL
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angela: if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i'd only have one dollar because you're all i think about
leah, holding back tears: have fun being broke, idiot
bree tanner works at a convenience store halfway between her trailer home and her school. she’s going to school less and less as her dad starts drinking more. bree tanner quits going to her math class when the rent falls through. she likes to read but she doesn’t. she fails ap lit. she hoards gift cards and crumpled up dollar bills in her socks. her dad gets arrested on dui charges. and bree tanner goes to class once a week so that she can keep the electricity bill on. bree tanner’s teachers whisper about what a shame it is, that the tanner girl won’t graduate. her counselors would stop her in the halls, but she picked up another shift at the store. bree tanner smokes under the bridge and will forge signatures for fifty bucks. when bree tanner disappears, it takes two weeks for her teachers to notice. bree tanners been missing from her class for longer. it’s a shame, the teacher says in the break room, but no one expected her to complete her diploma anyways.
but bree cullen sits with esme everyday going over sixth grade multiplication tables until she begins to remember what PEMDAS means. bree cullen brings her assigned reading list to carlisle at the beginning of the year. they read together, and he helps her with the literary devices until she feels comfortable enough speaking in her socratic seminar. bree cullen starts to fall behind in chemistry and doesn’t know how to ask the questions that’ll help her understand. when she walks in to find edward sitting in as the teachers assistant, asking questions for the class to answer at the same time bree gets confused, her grade starts to steadily improve. edward pins her 81% on the final to the fridge. bree tanner had been put in art classes before, but it was rosalie who convinced bree cullen to pick up a pencil. esme hangs the first drawing she brings home next to her chemistry grade, and the walls of carlisle’s office are decorated in watercolors and graphite drawings. alice and jasper start prepping bree cullen on pop quizzes, and steady her nerves before each day of school. bree tanner had never been to a football game before, but emmett and bree cullen have been to every one. she’s not allowed to get a job until her junior year, but when she does, the time goes by quickly because while bree cullen and bella make awful librarians, their shifts are filled with laughter and poorly done reshelving.
bree cullen doesn’t worry about making rent, or where her next meal was coming from, or if her father was coming home angry. bree cullen does everything bree tanner couldn’t. but bree cullen does everything bree tanner knew she could.
THIS STUPID FUCKING APP ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY I HATE IT HERE
.........there’s ...a.. posssssibiltyyy.......
Oh, to be a Victorian lady wearing a white nightdress, holding a candelabra, exploring a gothic mansion that’s owned by a tall and handsome stranger.
And said tall and handsome stranger will walk out of a dark corner as I pass it, scaring me just a little. I’ll place my free hand over my chest, which now is covered in gooseflesh. He’ll take notice and cup my face in his rough hands and stroke my cheeks with his thumbs, calming me with his soft words.
After staring at each other wantonly for several seconds, he’ll take the candelabra from me and with his other hand, he’ll grasp mine firmly, as not to lose me. He’ll walk me back to my room and kiss the back of my hand as he leaves.
#iconic
Local girl is obsessed with Jasper and Alice dynamic so much she ended doing aesthetics for this couple in all possible combinations aka Jasper and Alice, Jessamine and Alice, Jessamine and Archie and Jasper and Archie. ok maybe is not all possible combinations but idk about statistics so
Jasper & Alice
Jessamine & Alice
Jessamine & Archie
Jasper & Archie