Edward Cullen Was So Beautiful I Creamed Myself

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Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k18

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Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k19

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Let Bella read end Edward’s Volvo 2k20

[cumarunaegii]

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k21

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queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

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There was a hook in the middle - I think this was a Christmas ornament?

[cumarunaegii]

so i started haikyuu.

[cumarunaegii]

Chi is a man of culture.

[bellasredchevy]

I need to get this out and u were the first twilight blog I came across- has anyone else noticed smeyer has a whole ass size kink? For context- I just read the host and the line “ his hand was so big just the palm covered from my jaw to my forehead” is haunting me- I don’t noticed she brings up this kind of giant guy tiny woman thing a lot (In both this book and Twilight) Like.....how big are these men?? How tiny are these women- I mean Alice and jasper?This moron bitch has a size kink!I’m sorry

she has to write all the men in her self-insert OC as over 6 ft bc her real life husband is a half inch taller than her... the complex she has

[smeyerskhakifetish]

i think it’s ridiculous that james and laurent could be shirtless but victoria couldn’t. free the stone cold nip

[sadboyedwin]

the way jessica was portrayed by st*phenie m*yer as a stupid rude bitch has never sat right with me. like i know bella wasn’t supposed to Be LikE oThEr GiRlS but cmon , ur individuality complex is showing miss m*yer !!! i LOVE that she was valedictorian in the movies , like yes !! fuck the stereotype m*yer went by

in this house we stan jessica stanley

[jasperwhitcock]

how this man gonna use pomegranate seed as a metaphor like bitch when was the last time u even had a pomegranate? 1918? shut up

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[whitepeopletwitter]

How do you catch a hawk?!

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[justastupidlamb]

you would think being the gentleman he is edward would have helped bella do the dishes more. like i get not helping her cook cuz food is repulsive to him or whatever but like…bella always be saying shit like “edward waited while i did the dishes”. what the hell? he could have done them in like 5 seconds.

[bingomann]

big black doggo

[ra-ccoon]

what was in the stairwell op

[juliamichelleleanor-deactivated]

WHAT WAS IN THE STAIRWELL OP

[bingomann]

dont worry about it

[cali-cocaine]

this is good

[embyrr922]

I’d just like to add, see how they behave when they’re angry/frustrated/exhausted, and if you see something that concerns you, wait until they’re calm, and then talk to them about it.

My husband used to yell when he got frustrated, but after I explained to him that I found it upsetting, he stopped yelling and started consciously working on asking for help before he got to that level of frustration.

When I’m upset over something, or just in a bad mood, I tend to withdraw. My husband explained to me that it makes him feel like I’m mad at him, so now when I need some space, I’ll tell him what I’m upset about, or that I’m in a bad mood for no particular reason, and I need to be alone for a little while.

See your friends and partners at their worst, but don’t assume that their worst is immutable. If someone loves and cares about you, they’ll try to accommodate you to the best of their ability.

[ladylike-foxes]

^^^^ This is the best advice I’ve ever seen on this site, and it is so important. Communication is everything, and is 80% of the reason my husband and I have such a healthy, strong, and supportive relationship.

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[leecheedoodles]

puffs and ruffs!! (ง'̀-’́)ง