Guess I’m A Simblr?

Nerdy genderfluid bitch. Psych doctoral student/masters of education in human sexuality student. SWer. Look I’m nice I swear, but if you’re under eighteen and on tumblr I’m already tired of you.

[saywhat-politics]

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

[queerculus]

Trump removed bird safety regulations in his first term and now bird flu is killing so many laying hens that eggs are $5 a carton

Trump removed food safety standards his first term and now we have recalls every few weeks

Trump cut the subsidies for the solar farms under construction so now electricity costs more

Trump disbanded the pandemic response team and we now we have bird flu and tuberculosis outbreaks

[unlikelysaintdelele]

pardon?

[neshamama]

chavis mármol, "untitled destruction project," 2024, nine-ton quarry stone replica of colossal olmec head dropped on blue tesla model 3

[buttonsgoblin]

​ive just had an idea for an exciting new kind of terrorism

[lazer-screwdriver]

This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

[paintingpuff]

saw this comment and i had to

[psychotic-gerard]

shut up and look at this photo of Marsha P. Johnson smiling and holding a Snoopy plush.

[psychotic-gerard]

decided im coining Marsha P. Johnson with Snoopy Sunday so I will see you all. Next Sunday.

[crtter]

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

[crtter]

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

[dragons-locator]

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff” Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[caats]

[brennan-lee-mother]

Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

[kedreeva]

A snake in Thailand spent enough time sitting still in the water to grow moss and turn into a dragon, apparently.

More video at the source account!

[bogleech]

While snakes can sit still a very long time, this is some kind of hair algae (not moss!) many species of which grow in n fast moving streams, so the snake could have been fairly active and still grow an algae coat, which it will lose next time it sheds or if environmental conditions (like seasonal temps) change too much for this algae's liking :)

[monarobot]

Quetzalcoatl time

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's a luck dragon

[kaijutegu]

This can also happen to alligators.

[sergeantsporks]

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

[sergeantsporks]

Every time

[shiftythrifting]

Found a piece of history at savers today

[longseasons]

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[clementine-kesh]

[subrosa03]

Happy Threshold Day one and all! 🦎🦎🖖‼️💚

I’ve genuinely been looking forward to today for months💀. A whole day full of Voyager lizard shitposts?! Yes please!

[donjuaninhell]

It's possible that this is Dril's best ever post.

[adz]

[qwestleon]