History of Japan RolePlay Starters
“Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s BEAUTIFUL~!”
“So now there’s people on the island, they’re basically sort of hanging out in between the mountains.”
“They’re using the latest technology, like stones and bowls.”
“Ding dong, it’s the outside world and they have technology from the future, like really good metal and crazy rice farms.”
“But this one was the most, most, important, ruled by a heavenly super-person, or emperor for short.”
“Knock, knock, get the door, it’s religion.”
“The new prince wants everyone to try this hot new religion from baekje.”
“Please try this religion.”
“No. Said everybody again, quieter this time.”
“Can you call us something else other than dipshit?”
“How about sunrise land~ ♪ “
“And they stole China’s alphabet and wrote a book about themselves.”
“They conquered the north finally, get that squared away.”
“A rich hipster name Kukai is bored with modern Buddhism.”
“The royal palace became such a dream world of art that they really didn’t give a shit about running the country.”
“How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals?”
“Breaking news, the Mongols have invaded China.”
“Please respect us or else we might invade you as well.”
“They tried again and had a nice time fighting with the Japanese but then died in a tornado.”
“And the emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants that’s fine.”
“Now there’s more art~♪ ”
“Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down.”
“and the WHOLE country broke into pieces.”
“Knock, knock, it’s Europe. No, they’re not here to take over, they just want to sell some shit like clocks and guns and Jesus~♪“
“There was poetry, plays, sexy times, puppet shows, and Dutch studies!”
“Knock, knock, it’s the United States, with huge boats. With guns. Gunboats.”
“Stop, no, you can’t take that. We were gonna try and build a railroad through here to try and get some warm water.”
“How about maybe you chill?”
“You’ll never guess who is also kind of scared of Russia.”
“It’s time for world war 1~♪”
“How bout I do, anyway~♪”
“Their friends and our friends are not friends, plus they’re planning on invading the entire ocean.♪ ”
