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Tarzy - She/They - Norway - 1996 - Aro Ace I use tumblr as an archive of stuff I wanna show my friends or that I wanna be able to find again later for myself

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[demonprincex]

truly mystified by what people perceive to be blonde hair. if that shit is not light and very yellow how is it not fucking brown hair. I know a lot of people who were blonde as children continue to identify as such as they get older because of like white supremacy making being blonde feel more desirable than the alternative or something but this is crazy

[guillotinedream]

theres literally a standard for it in hairdressing as well like a level 7 and up is considered blonde but ppl in between 6-7(🗿) will be like “i was blonde as a baby im still blond” like no you’re closer to brown than you are to actually being a level 7. Like its literally fine

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[nattousan]

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

[nattousan]

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

[visorforavisor]

I think disability justice would be easier if abled people understood that being disabled is a mixture of all three of

I can’t do that without negative consequences

I can’t do that unless I have support for it

I can’t do that

and that trying to treat one of these as if it’s another one will get you nowhere.

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

no fucking way

[espresshadow]

[totally-cis-offical]

And also organs exploding.

[nikolaj-costerwaldau]

"He thinks he's a dragon in human form. That's why he was so wroth at the puppet show."

[boybeetles]

Companies running out of ideas for quirky side characters why is there just a cube. Why is his name Frank

[boybeetles]

I can’t even be mad about how stupid of an idea just some cube named frank being a character is because I’m already so curious about what his deal is and I want to know more.

[slab-o-meat]

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

[slab-o-meat]

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

[pangur-and-grim]

[ex-bus]

Is that a pangur and grim reference

[pangur-and-grim]

wait you might be on to something

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[queer-as-city-folk]

I need to get to Seattle...

[queer-as-city-folk]

FTM is an acronym standing for Friday Monday Tuesday, in reference to the days of the week that socialist gatherings happened in Guilded Age Chicago

[queer-as-city-folk]

When someone says "he's FTM", it means he is a dedicated labor activist and attends every meeting

[dyingroses]

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood + text posts and stuff

[queer-as-city-folk]

Let's go to a random house in Chicago on Redfin

I love the architecture and style of these old lowrise apartments.

I am going to commit a murder

[queer-as-city-folk]

I mean it's cheap I guess

[queer-as-city-folk]

Also if you must install new walls, please for the love of God make them floor to ceiling, I want my bedroom to be an actual room

[queer-as-city-folk]

And yes, that wall does go up against but not fully touch the window

[lelianasbong]

Fenris has two conversations with Hawke that are very similar, but one takes place in Act I and the other takes place in Act III and let me tell you: the earth's gravitational pull cannot keep me on this plane when Fenris goes from demurring when Hawke fishes for compliments ("I don't need to repeat the obvious").... to throwing himself into a public makeout session when Hawke fishes for compliments ("Let me make it clearer for you").

Fenris: You're a handsome man, Hawke. Is there no one else who has your attention?

Hawke: I didn't quite catch that first part.

Fenris: I don't need to repeat the obvious, I'm certain.

-

Fenris: Promise me you won't die. I can't bear the thought of living without you.

Hawke: I didn't quite catch that. Could you speak up?

Fenris: Then let me make it clearer for you. (shoves his tongue down Hawke's throat)

[theweirdwideweb]

[dragon-png]

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.