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(not so) Breaking News: I’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it
we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything
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Same with her ass
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I have never “nope’d” so hard in my life.
This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.
I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.
I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes
So if Kvothe is Hamilton. . .
Who are the other characters? (this is kind of mess, so hang in there)
Here are some character parallels:
Denna is Burr- I have no idea why I feel like this is obvious to me (I’ve felt this way since I wrote my first KKC/Hamilton thing) but I feel like Denna is going to cause/be Kvothe’s downfall in some way. And they are so connected (like Hamilton and Burr) but there’s also this tension between them
Wil is Lafayette- Outsider who is has found a new home with his friends, who is incredibly dedicated to them, the voice of reason who also knows how to have fun (also, I feel like he would be a good general, like good at seeing the bigger picture, brave and ready to fight, but not making rash decisions, and staying loyal to his cause and his soldiers)
Sim is Laurens- A legit cinnamon roll who is often underestimated and will fight for what he believes in and lay down his life for his friends. Also, low key gay for Kvothe and Wil. (not trying to foreshadow his death, but it comes with the territory)
Fela is Hercules Mulligan- Wait, hear me out. She goes undercover to distract Ambrose, she is often absent in day to day events, but she is always there at the end of the day, and ready to support her friends.
Auri is Eliza- Not because I ship Auri and Kvothe romantically, but I feel like in the way married people make a new family, they have made a family with each other and incredible protective of each other. (on another level, Chronicler, Kote, and Bast could be Eliza as they are literally telling Kvothe’s story) (Kote literally telling it, Chronicler documenting it for future, and Bast in the past spreading word so someone would find Kote) Okay, or like even music could be Kvothe’s Eliza, because it also carries on his legacy and maybe his true love in the world. (So many Elizas)
Devi is Angelica- Again, not romantic ship, but the undeniable chemistry between to geniuses who just love to find like minded people. Not to mention, Lin says Angelica is the smartest person in Hamilton’s world and I think the same thing about Devi so…
Ambrose is Thomas Jefferson- The constant battles, always on opposing sides, feuds appearing childish to outsiders. Look, it’s just kind of obvious (I think)
The Chancellor is Washington but Kvothe high key wants Elodin to be his Washington
Felurian is Maria Reynolds- They actually really have nothing in common except the main characters have sex with them when they should have just said no.
Hemme is John Adams- This is simply so I can have John Adams rap directed towards Hemme
Brandeur is James Madison - He doesn’t really do much besides back up Hemme (and often Ambrose) (this one is a bit of a stretch)
Mola as The Doctor- I mean, they both work in medicine… (I’m scrambling here)
Auri could have been Phillip Hamilton but I like the idea of her living forever instead of dying young, so she shall stay Eliza (also, she is not a child, or younger than Kvothe, but rather an equal)
King George III is the Chandrian- The overarching villain, but not always directly interacting with Kvothe and everyone knows that they are evil, but also, not always taking the threat seriously and an underestimated villain.
(lol just imagine Kote, Chronicler, and Bast trying to be the entire chorus as they try to tell the story and fill in the gaps in the story that aren’t explicitly stated
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I would rather spend 10 extra minutes driving on an empty road than be in traffic.
The kingkiller chronicles are amazing bc there’s whole chapters explaining in detail the characters scouring a fucking library and yet a whole journey consisting of shipwrecks, robberies, becoming a penniless thief, a trickster and a hero are all relegated to a few sentences
And yet… it’s still one of the most interesting books I’ve ever read this shit is a thousand pages long and I’ve loved every one