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I like your funny words, magic man 😍
Everything EveryWIP All At Once
Everyone has been WIPing so hard you guys, I'm just going to tag everyone at the end and consider it an uno reverse if you've already posted and tagged me! I've been bouncing back and forth on a couple of things but my main thing is editing the next chapter of Further Research Required so I can get it up! In this chapter, Gale and Alyss meet the occupants of the mansion they've stumbled into and get into a little mischief where they end up doing as newlyweds tend to do (and cause me to need to update my tags). So let me introduce you to their new friends.
As they left the room, the cat got up too, darting between them to set off down the hallway before them. His tail swished as he walked, and after a few steps he stopped and turned back, mewing insistently.
"He wants to keep showing us around," Alyss said. "Maybe he knows where the books are. If he's going to be our guide, we should call him by a name. What do you think of Larloch?" She ostensibly asked it of Gale, but she was looking directly at the cat as she said it.
"Larloch," Gale repeated, with the tone of a man choosing his battles. "You want to name the cat after the most powerful lich in the history of Faerûn." He paused. "A creature of ancient and terrible power, whose mere name causes scholars to lower their voices."
"Yes," said Alyss. "Look at him, he is a Shadow King if I've ever seen one." The cat flicked its tail once, mewed happily, and with great dignity, turned to walk down the corridor. "See? He likes it," she observed.
"He's a cat," Gale said. "He likes it because you said it in a kind voice." But he fell into step beside her, watching Larloch lead them with the unhurried demeanor of a creature that had never once doubted its own authority. "I'll admit his attitude is appropriate," he conceded.
Just then, there was a high-pitched giggle from the branches of a nearby tree, followed by another from a different direction. Alyss whipped her head around, trying to find the source of the laughter, but she saw nothing. She looked around for Larloch, but he was nowhere in sight. "Gale, did you hear—" Something swooshed past her face. She saw nothing, just felt a rush of air, like a giant bird had flown past her.
She heard that soft giggle again and in her mind, in Elvish, she heard: stay and play with us. An exhale of warm air hit her face. Her vision went sparkly and then everything went kind of wobbly. "Gale?" She cast around for him, suddenly disoriented. The smell of the flowers seemed to grow stronger.
Over there, said the voice in her head and she heard Gale's voice coming from her left. She turned and stumbled toward it, the sparkles still clouding her eyes and the scent making her dizzy.
The kitchen was warm and smelled of something savory and soothing. A vast iron stove dominated one wall. Tables and racks filled the rest of the space, hung with gleaming pots and pans in orderly rows. Every surface was spotless. With a flap of small wings, two figures dropped from somewhere above and landed on the nearest table.
They were perhaps eight inches tall and roughly humanoid, with oversized eyes and small clever hands. They landed in a coordinated bow so low their noses nearly touched the tabletop.
"Honored guests!" said the one on the left, in a voice like a very small bell.
"How wonderful!" said the one on the right.
"How delightful!" the left one continued.
"We are Cumin," said the one on the right.
"And Coriander," finished the first.
"And we are entirely at your service!" they said together, with an enthusiasm that was very welcome, but after the faerie dragons Alyss thought they couldn't be too cautious in this house.
Gale stared at them. His head tilted slightly, the way it did when something had engaged his curiosity."They're speaking," he said, in an undertone to Alyss. "Homunculi don't typically speak. They're not constructed for language. Why, the laryngeal apparatus alone would require extensively detailed sculpting." He straightened and addressed them directly. "I am Gale Dekarios, and this is my wife, Alyss. We've found ourselves rather unexpectedly resident in your mansion and we—"
"Soup!" cried Cumin.
"Bread!" cried Coriander.
"You must be famished," they said together, and were already in motion before either Gale or Alyss could respond.
"Oh, we couldn't possibly ..." Alyss started, but both her stomach and the little creatures were so insistent that she gave in before the thought completed itself. "But if you insist," she said, shrugging at Gale, "I suppose we could take a break for a short while. It has been some time since we've eaten."
This story is inspired by Candlekeep Mysteries.
Tags for all! Show me your WIPs, or consider yourself uno-reversed: @emmyandthetieflings, @tynithia, @the-font-bandit, @grandninjamasterren, @carnivaley, @cep-stories, @penguintreblemaker, @fireflyeyes, @ginateeth, @mysticxmoonlight, @defira85, @glitterandmoondustofficial, @the-real-housewives-of-waterdeep, @nateeseart, @nora-darling, @theendofanerror, @hollowharp, @bladesingerlily, @lucretiouswept, @perpetualmaladaptivedaydream, @87000beesinapersonsuit, @drow-drow-drow, @thesanguinesonnet, @cinder-rellish181, @optimisticgrey, @lolthwoven, @rdekarios, @amuletspore, @zigloo, @dutifullylazybread, @elandra-beltharys, @naiatabris
Couldn’t resist doing this.
⊱ WIP Wednesday ⊰
Thank you for the tags @87000beesinapersonsuit @optimisticgrey @deianestormborn ᥫ᭡
I'm currently working on a relatively fluffy scene for ch 10 of my fic, where Astarion wakes up with Tahlianna in his arms for the first time 🥹
Gentle tags for @auriellapavoni @celestialvampirespawn @his-morning-star @faircatch2025 @the-shadowfell-darkroom @thesanguinesonnet @amuletspore @lyriumandbiotics @bloodless-sandpiper @desperateani @wasteful-sam @aimlesspixie @eliwyntorleth @kt-catt and anyone else who wants to share a WIP!
I really need to make one of those tag lists at some point because I currently don't really have a system I just go on vibes, so in the meantime if you'd like to stop receiving tags from me definitely let me know ᥫ᭡
OC Book Cover: By Shadowed Lights
tagged by @kt-catt
This took me like an hour and is super low effort, but I think it turned out pretty well
tagging @unovafarm @emmyandthetieflings @bluemilkluke
FANDOM TAG GAME TEMPLATES
Feel free to use and share around. I will update them gradually, when new ones come around. Please ping me in case one of them stop working.
✨️WIP✨️ Tyranny 😏💓
OC Book Covers!
Thank you @tynithia for tagging me in this one!
I got a bit carried away making covers for my BG3 and Veilguard longfics, oops. All romances lol.
If your OC’s story were to be published, what would their book cover look like? Any genre - show me all the action, adventure, tragedy, romance!
Original idea by @perpetualmaladaptivedaydream (post here).
A Halo in Reverse: Read the fic on AO3
The Flame and the Spark: Read the fic on AO3
Flesh and Bone: Read the fic on AO3
Beautiful and Sick Like Me: Read the Fic on AO3
(And just in case it comes up, no AI was used - the "painting" effect is just the old Photoshop oil paint and watercolor filters, layered)
i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it
Get it on repeat… 🎧 💿
Thank you @bladesingerlily, @cep-stories & @kt-catt for tagging me! As a former college radio DJ and Tower Records employee, this speaks to me!
Rules: Shuffle your “on repeat” playlist and post the first 10 results. (I'm going to select the songs from my top song list, instead.)
"Nightsong" by Neal Acree
I am so very happy right now! Over the next week or so, I'll be individually sharing the beautiful VP that I commissioned from @mercymaker of my sweet Nini at the Open Hand Temple 🥰 She did such an incredible job capturing Nienna's grief over the suffering in the world, and I am just so happy 🥰🥰
Thank you so much, @mercymaker 🥰🥰🥹
for lucanis week 2026 day 7! lords of fortune lucanis 😩🪝
how to draw the line between wrath and mercy, chapter 4: you got it, some kinda magic, hypnotic
In which a wizard shows a sorceress how he channels the Weave, a secret is outed, and the mages bond.
Thank you to, you guessed it, @totally-irritated for the beta!
WIP Wednesday
Thank you to @cinder-rellish181 and @glitterandmoondustofficial for the WIP tags! Have a snippet from an upcoming (but not the very next) chapter of how to draw the line between wrath and mercy.
Tav will never not take the opportunity to tease Gale into a puddle.
Gentlest of tags for: @theendofanerror, @totally-irritated, @tociminna, @optimisticgrey
Jamie Cross as a BG3 Companion Part IV and 1/2: Companions' Recruitment Reactions
Part One // Part Two // Part Three // Part Four
I LOVE the sassy, horny, and/or judgy shit the companions say when you recruit someone else. Here's what they'd say to a player recruiting Jamie.
Astarion: Not that anyone asked me, but I don't trust this urchin you've decided to adopt. They're pilfering garbage and covered in... blood. (clears throat; tries to recover from sounding a little too hungry by pretending to be disdainful instead) Ugh, gods, and what is that outfit?
He's trying to come off imperious, like he's looking down on them for being kinda dirty, but he's actually unnerved and tempted by the blood on them. He can sense that it's unusual in some way and feels wary (and hungry).
Wyll: It's how the saying I just made up goes: Two warlocks are better than one! I mean, I could do without the grave robbing, but I suppose the dead won't miss their material possessions at this point. Or will they?
I did shamelessly riff on his "It's like I always sometimes say" line here but I think it would be really funny if Wyll made up phrases more often (like Jamie makes up Street Rat Rules). I also think he would generally disapprove of Jamie rooting through dead people's pockets but might think that supplying the group with resources is worth it right now.
Lae'zel: Chk. This istik appears fragile. Unkempt. Although, they might prove themself a warrior yet. (slightly enticed) They certainly have bloodstains befitting one.
Lae'zel appreciates that Jamie is bloody and kinda dirty without even having fought anyone yet lol. We know she is attracted to bloodshed and grit. She is genuinely a bit worried Jamie might not be much of a fighter though, given their stature and ~vibe~
Gale: A sorcerer! Well. Jamie's resourcefulness could be a boon to us, if nothing else. They could do with a bit of feeding, though. Not to worry: a few servings of the Dekarios family deer stew will fix them right up.
Dekarios family deer stew, you'll always be canon to me 💜 Also lol I love Gale's snark towards sorcerers. Jamie is technically a sorcerer, though they're much more of a warlock. My interpretation is that Gale is a little haughty about both, but especially sorcs.
Shadowheart: I'd thought you more judicious than this. Look, I'm not saying Jamie won't be a worthy addition, but they will have to prove themself. ...and I don't find the smell all too promising.
LOL goth girlie does not like Jamie very much. She may very well be the ONLY companion the player has before Jamie, which would make this even funnier. By this point Jamie and Shadow obviously haven't talked about Shar, but when they do, Jamie's going to be pretty dismissive. Shadowheart and Jamie also have somewhat similar backgrounds (grew up in literal darkness, sheltered from most of life) but developed into very different people and have some beef/misunderstandings as a result. I think Shadow would kind of immediately know that she's going to beef with this street rat even before all that.
Karlach: (laughing, catching her breath - was just talking to Jamie) Oh, sorry, hey soldier! This Jamie Cross is fun as fuck. I'm so glad you sweet-talked the street rat into joining our ranks. They're a mess! (affectionate)
Jamie and Karlach are besties from day 1 🖤