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Lemon, Humanoid, whatever | they/any | U.S. | 20s

🖤 avatar is my Tav, Jamie Cross, by the amazing @ineed-to-sleep 🖤

- My fics: AO3 | WIPS - My mods: NexusMods - Get on/off my tag lists: quick form

I post on queue/schedule a lot! If I ❤️ your art, I likely added it to queue.

- I mostly write about spawn!Astarion, his "siblings," and my blood-magic sorcerer/warlock Tav, Jamie Cross. You'll also see lots of Wyll and Minthara (and everyone, tbh) and my vampire OC, Venerea the Vindictive.

- Serving angst and hurt/comfort + a generous side of fluff 🖤

- I'm in my mid-20s! Do expect adult stuff and don't expect discourse.

More about me: #about lemon | Life tags: #non fandom #lemon rambles #irl shit

Other stuff I may talk about: Team Rocket/Pokémon, Alice: Madness Returns/Alice in Wonderland, 신의 탑 | Tower of God, BBC Sherlock, Coffee Talk, Cowboy Bebop

There's more on AO3, but here's where I would start...

𝕁𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕖-𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕔

⤷ To Be Known and To Be Tasted 12.6K / Jamie and Astarion Act 1 alt romance / Jamie lore / Astarion POV

⤷ Descended 🆕 ~6.3K+ / 2/? chapters / "everything goes wrong" post-canon AU / Jamie POV

𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕳𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖘 - 𝕾𝖟𝖆𝖗𝖗 𝕱𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖞 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘

⤷ cuts, tears, and careful repairs 6.3K / Astarion's pre-canon life / Astarion POV / Dalyria POV / minor updates 25 June

⤷ Ballroom Blitz 🆕 15.8K+/ 4/5 chapters / Astarion, Cazador, and his siblings pre-canon / Astarion POV

⤷ Doctor Dalyria 🆕 3.5K+/ 1/4 chapters / Dalyria during Astarion's year in the coffin / Dal POV

More: #my writing #lilhumanoid's companion journals

𝕆ℂ 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 + 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝔸𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕤/ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤

can't wait to do a playthrough where jamie romances both gale and astarion (thanks to mods i believe this is possible)

part of me does think jamie might be into a poly situation with these two but gale and star wouldn't be into each other in my "jamie canon" (though i do love me some bloodweave)

astarion and jamie are fated, absolutely made for each other

gale and jamie have something interesting going on - something rooted in their differing perspectives of life and longevity, on a love of learning. jamie's fear of it and insecurity about their intellect, gale's passion for sharing knowledge. jamie's fearlessness, gale's regrets. jamie's pact, gale's books. jamie's youthfulness, gale's shorter lifespan. they're both so gentle. gods.

#lemon rambles #i have a few other tavs living in my notes app to romance wyll and halsin and shadowheart #i can't see jamie with any of them

brainstreams

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

lilhumanoid

i wanna post more pics of mary shelley (my cat, not the author) but the majority of my photos of her also have me in them and im wary about doing a face reveal lol

i just love taking selfies with her,,, my hair and the majority of her fur are basically the same color lollll we complement each other 💅🏻

lilhumanoid

i also kinda want to stream bg3 one of these days bc i have been told watching me amble around the map and lose fights i should be able to do in my sleep is entertaining, but that would be at least a voice reveal although some of yall have already heard my voice so i think that's fine

#shut up lemon you're drunk

i wanna post more pics of mary shelley (my cat, not the author) but the majority of my photos of her also have me in them and im wary about doing a face reveal lol

i just love taking selfies with her,,, my hair and the majority of her fur are basically the same color lollll we complement each other 💅🏻

#i love internet privacy #i also love my cat #shut up lemon you're drunk

lilhumanoid

my wifi went out at 4pm or so and i just wanna play bg3 but steam is freaking out.....

lilhumanoid

okay i'm in. all i had to do was complain on tumblr dot com and it immediately let me launch the game <3

#okay yay

my wifi went out at 4pm or so and i just wanna play bg3 but steam is freaking out.....

#wild ass storms in my area today #and i'm home alone lol partner is traveling #had a beer and wanna see the companions... steam pls......

swordmaid

shri'iia 🦋💜

#oc: shri'iia.#obsessed with her

litsenn

They were all meant to be friends, pt 2

(pt 1 here)

Bonus: Durge Ellith

#bg3 memes #LOL #oc ellith #queue

bg3screenshotdump

| B A L D U R ’ S G A T E I I I |

Trilli Bumbleroot . Forest Gnome . Warlock Bard

grandninjamasterren

I'm so glad my bestie Astarion has volunteered to keep watch to protect me from vampires

Ah, beans

#ah beans #astarion

maetersart

Daughter of Darkness 🌑 "Dark Lady, guide me to your victory. Your will shall be done. As sure as night will fall."

#shadowheart #shadowheart fanart #bg3 fanart #queue

normal-thoughts-official

i desperately wish the companion you're doing the love trial with had more of a reaction if zethino turned out to be orin in disguise. especially minthara. you're telling me this woman who's desperately afraid of being vulnerable just had us plain out guess at what her greatest regret is, only for it to turn out that the source of her greatest fear, the one thing she can even admit she is terrified of, was right there the whole time? listening to her say how terrified she is of her? when minthara has been told her whole life that vulnerability is a weakness? and that the woman she sees in her nightmares every night just appears in front of her, saying that she knows she is in her nightmares every night, and toys with them, and then disappears, right under their noses, and minthara has NOTHING AT ALL to say about that???? i know they have their reaction lines to orin-in-disguise in general but there should've been some reaction in that cutscene too. i mean come on

#real #minthara #minthara baenre #queue

kovir

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

#funniest moment deadass #the emperor #bg3 #bg3 gifs #queue

eryelmaurin

This was my first artwork of 2026, with my very first fanart of Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3. I want to make more BG3 art this year!

#astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion fanart #queue

lilhumanoid

Saturday Night WIP

I'm working on a Wyllstarion fic for Fandom Trumps Hate (still! because my inspiration ebbs and flows and bops from idea to idea) and I liked this snippet. I can't share too much before I finish it, but I'm getting close to done and I think this brief scene is okay to post. (tbh I like the Wyll POV moments even more than the Astarion POV moments, but I'm saving them for when I post the full fic hehe) Thank you to @optimisticgrey, @elceewunjo, @bladesingerlily, and @litsenn for recent WIP/Last Lines tags! I'll tag you all back, as well as @spillingteanotpermitted, @missfortunetherogue, and @wyllravengards 🖤 Context: Astarion's been captured by Balthazar, the necromancer working for Ketheric. Balthazar cast a special-super-secret-Absolutist version of Command Undead on him. The party, led by Wyll, couldn't save him right away. Astarion is feeling many things about that. None of them are good.

"How novel," says the necromancer. He leans in to peer into Astarion's face, his breath musty and cold. "I've not yet had a vampire in my service. It is said that your kind are the 'intelligent' undead, too clever for my magic to reach, but apparently you challenge that notion."

Astarion itches to gut this creature like a fish. He could, too. He's been doing it for tendays now, sinking his blades and fangs into anyone who crosses him, and sometimes into people who don't. He's gotten quite good at it. Wyll said—

Well. It hardly matters now what Wyll said.

"Speak up, now," Balthazar says. "Tell me what brought you sneaking into my chambers, fanged little filcher."

Astarion's tongue burns under the command. His jaw works, forced to respond, but it's hardly the first time Astarion has been compelled. It's hardly the first time he has resisted.

"I fancied a tour of the tower," he says pleasantly. The command cools, satisfied that he's spoken. "Love what you've done with the room, by the way. All the blood there, and there, and there? Very tasteful. And this terrifying torture chamber is such a lovely touch."

"Spare me the blathering," Balthazar growls, "and speak the truth. We need not make this messy."

"I am speaking the truth," Astarion says. His mouth moves because it must, but this necromancer isn't his master. He isn't forcing Astarion to say words that are true—just to say words at all. Astarion can do that. Gods know he can talk. Cazador always said he-

(no. out, out, get out of my head)

"I truly do love this room." The words gush from him like blood from an artery. "I caught a wonderful glimpse of it whilst you were casting that spell to dominate me. When you had me drift across the room and into this dreadful closet, I saw everything so very clearly. The stinking corpses, the musty tomes, the tacky art and bones and whatnot... absolutely inspired. Ha, get it? Absolute-ly? You know, I-"

"Shut up!" Balthazar commands, and Astarion does.

His mouth slams shut so fast a fang catches on the inside of his lip. A lucky break, really. The blood that springs from it distracts him from the indignity of kneeling before this wretch.

Compelled to shut up and kneel, but with blood in his mouth and his clothes still on. It's almost luxurious compared to... other times.

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#self rb #wip #wip saturday #wyllstarion #astarion #my writing

lucretiouswept

Wretched thing, pull yourself together

I've been disgustingly quiet because of a strange idea: if I do VP now (writing is just out of question), my favorite and beloved hobby may become associated with my current mood. But perhaps I'm wrong. Perhaps I need to get back to my favorite and beloved hobby. Sorry I can't take part in WIP tag games now, because there's no WIP.

Here's Halsin. I'll try to shoot something dark and gloomy a bit later.

#halsin #friends vp

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