Describe Your Fics Like You're Their Parent
thank you for tag @saylofwaterdeep, i wonder who told you it should be a tag...
Sure, parents shouldn't have favorite children, buuuut....
Foundations of Decay and It's a Sin
Twins. They have been competing since birth and neither remembers why. It's a Sin is older by six minutes and treats this as a personality trait. Foundations of Decay is the younger brother who keeps winning awards and pretending it's accidental. They get into screaming matches, then immediately team up against anyone else who criticizes their sibling. I love them equally. FOD insists this is false. He might be right.
The problem child. First galemance fic. Destroyed mother’s career in the durgetash field. Once got thrown out of the house because I deleted it, but now we don’t talk about that. Still probably shows up at family dinners asking for money and emotional validation.
The Three Husbands of Clementine Alberall
Adopted child from the modern AU side of the family. Nobody is entirely sure how she got here, because everyone else was busy. Technically not biologically related to the household, but everyone agreed she had the correct level of drama, so she stayed. High-maintenance, fashionable, emotionally expensive, and somehow has three fathers and zero supervision.
The youngest baby. Absolutely should not exist because I was DONE having kids, and yet somehow here she is, wrapped in a blanket, ruining my sleep schedule and demanding all my attention. Everyone said “awww, surprise baby,” and I said “this is a medical emergency.” Still, she is very cute, very loved, and unfortunately already spoiled WITH PICS AND PLANS FOR SPIN-OFFS.
my tags! @gortashsrighthand, @ghost-of-a-dream-girl, @dynamicducks, @cinder-rellish181, @toomanyfamiliars, @theendofanerror, @fireflyeyes, @aryriddle, @dr4gonwriter, @archduchessgortash, @litsenn, @elinorbard, @asorceresswrites
