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[learn-with-whiteboard]

Never forget this 🌻

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11 Best Video Tools for Content Marketers

Time to Create Tons of New Brand Converts with these Video Tools

Video is stated as the best form of media among all. It is also well regarded that almost 80% of the online content would be video. But what does this imply? Do we, as content marketers need to do something? I believe, Yes.

[learn-with-whiteboard]

You need to get rollin with the choices you about to make. Opportunities are coming at your door, be ready to hustle up!

[parentless-suggestions]

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

[baddadjokez]

My wife says I’m the cheapest man in the world.

I’m not buying it.

[learn-with-whiteboard]

So make it worth it 🤘

[defineyourgrind]

[learn-with-whiteboard]

Never lose hope!

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“I will never be enough for you, until I search inside and find the way, to be enough for me.” - William Chapman

via @quotemadness

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“The strength of a person’s spirit would then be measured by how much ‘truth’ he could tolerate, or more precisely, to what extent he needs to have it diluted, disguised, sweetened, muted, falsified.” - Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil (via philosophybits)

[insomniac-arrest]

me, doing things that are supposed to improve my mental health:

the brain cell in charge of serotonin n’junk:

[beautifulgodzilla]

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

[beautifulgodzilla]

[mariesbookblog]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

[sinkinga-w-a-y-deactivated20150]

The notes on this!!

[piercingsandink]

Awww

[prepfordwife]

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

[thingsthatbeginwithb]

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~

[meleedamage]

can they see this right now??

OMG HE’S ADORABLE

[mewithanie]

NiceGuy™: “I hope my crush wears sexy underwear to bed”

Actual nice boy: “gosh I hope she wears pjs to bed so I can get some for her”

[saltycontessa]

Beautiful

[harvestspriteirl]

“they were on sale though” 

“no they werent thats another lie I’m sorry tumbler”

IM CRYING DID HE THINK WE WERE GONNA CHECK??? 

Like “he says they were on sale but I’ve seen these Superman pjs go pretty high someone check” 

“OP what stores do you live by” 

“THEYRE 35 AT JCPENNYS” 

“THAT LYING BITCH”

[gallusrostromegalus]

So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

[gallusrostromegalus]

“is he very verbal?”

“It really depends on who he’s with. He’s very quiet at he but won’t shut up if he’s at the park or has a friend over.”

“was it hard to potty-train him?”

“he’s adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.”

“mine’s just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!”

“I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he’s not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them.”

“oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!”

“yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.”

“Does he throw tantrums when they break?”

“Not really. It’s meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he’s not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree.”

[gallusrostromegalus]

The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew.

(if you want to read more of my much weirder adventures, I have pre-orders for my book on Patreon right now: https://www.patreon.com/gallusrostromegalus )

[pimentogirl]

You know you can never go back there now… unless you’re planning on sending Charlie to college at some point…

Also. CHARLIE🥰

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“Once you’ve taken a few punches and realize you’re not made of glass, you don’t feel alive unless you’re pushing yourself as far as you can go.” - Matt Buckner

via @quotemadness

[melonmemes]

[blah1114]

"Everything you start is a war!"

- work colleague because I was eating too fast!