🎵BOBBLEHEAD PERRY THE PLATYPUS‼️

lizzie // any pronouns // mostly dwampyverse but i reblog other stuff sometimes. for funsies :)

[ballgame]

[romi-tls]

[blahblahblah2cargarage]

overstimulated at work got me thinking shit like i’m gonna Kill Myself right after i get 2 scoops of phish food in a waffle cone

[yet-another-blorbo-poll-blog]

Which one would your blorbo be when on a road trip?

The driver

The person who makes sure they’re going the right way

The one who’s in charge of the music

The one who keeps asking “are we there yet”

The snack distributor

The one who fell asleep 3 hours ago

The one who keeps talking and doesn’t shut up

The one who was forgotten at a restaurant they stopped by

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

zero inch nails: i don’t want to fuck you like any animal

[szansa-na-szympansa]

Made feral monogram gifs. Posting for those who need them.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

in honor of phineas and ferb coming back can you imagine being a disney investor in the early 2000s watching some guys' storyboard pitch and you're like "oh this seems funny and cute but also relatively normal for a children's television show" and then this happens without warning

[raavenb2619]

[This meeting could have been an email voice]: This romcom should have been a horror movie

[icaseybaybee]

[lettuce-from-the-salad-bar]

[blahblahblah2cargarage]

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that’s why i write my phineas and ferb themed college essay on company time

[jbt7493]

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.

[e-102]

HYDROFLUORIC ACID MENTION‼️

💀🧪

[moncoeursaignant]

DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!

[e-102]

NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!

[wonkasposition]

Do u think they ever lost a patient. Do u think 14 year old Kaz & Oliver had to grapple with the fact that they can’t save everyone. Do u think. Do u. Gguys. Guys—

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me

frisk: *is five years old*

[sweet-dreams-are-made-of-my-dick]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[moonkitty]

welcome to the no notes frisk wants chicken nuggets post

[is-the-graph-healthy]

This reblog graph is an ANOMALY

[fur-bee]

[stephexmachina]

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

[stephexmachina]

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

[stephexmachina]

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

[stephexmachina]

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?

[not-a-choice]

Beautiful lyrics from the mountain goats as always

[blahblahblah2cargarage]

watched wicked the other day with a friend who’s obsessed with it and she told me she didn’t think glinda and elphaba were gay. like at all. i didn’t know there was a breed of person like that