Bullshit to the highest degree

Just complete bullshit 24/6 • Orthodox Jewish • she/her • 770 means exactly what you think it does • עם ישראל חי 🎗

[blahh770]

screaming crying throwing up they really said is there a canopy in store for me

[probuccalfat]

i cannot emphasize enough how important it is that you should ideally give birth in a fully equipped and staffed medical facility or if you insist on giving birth through an alternative method you should be within minutes of a hospital and i mean under 5 minutes if you’d like me to be really fucking frank

[probuccalfat]

like i can get on board with so much feminist theory and stuff, truly, and i do acknowledge that obstetrics and gynaecology as a field holds blind spots that are egregious (e.g. infant and maternal mortality in the black community) but there is no empowerment in risky birthing practices that our foremothers, and i’m not mincing words, often suffered through. birthing is natural, but it is not “easy” or even “innate”, it is best practiced guided and witnessed by those that know what to do in an emergency. you are not reconnecting to any innate feminine nature by practicing dangerous birthing practices—you are recreating a time when the bodies and lives of women barely mattered and it was expected that death would/could occur at insane and tragic rates.

[probuccalfat]

this is a hill i will spend the rest of my days fighting on because while i am not interested in birthing children myself, i have an incredible passion and interest in the field of labour and delivery. it’s been one of my greatest joys to play even a small part in delivering neonates. i do not want anyone to risk their babies over a deeply, deeply misguided idea of free birth being “the natural way” when natural is not always synonymous with the safest way.

[anarchohellenism]

So many people think it's either midwife or doctor. It's not. Have your midwife or doula in the hospital room with you, I promise the doctors don't give a shit. Hell, you can have her do the delivery itself and just have the doctors there as emergency backup! But for the love of your baby, go to the fucking hospital.

[probuccalfat]

yup. a lot of hospitals are willing to work with you to realize your birthing plan as much as they can within safe limits and parameters. my hospital is closely and highly allied with midwives all up and down the coast, with the explicit instruction to call the midwife when we know a labouring patient is about to deliver so we can respect their plan. genuinely, you can have almost any kind of birth you want—just make sure that there are qualified professionals in attendance, and it’s not just midwives or OBGYNS you need. you have no idea when you’ll need a respiratory therapist on call, you have no idea when you will need a blood transfusion within minutes or risk certain death, L&D nurses do not have the same training as NICU nurses if a baby declines rapidly. it’s a literal thousand things that can go wrong and you should be in the best place for them to go wrong.

[blahh770]

At the dawn of day

Open up my eyes

KING OF ALL TIME WONT YOU HEAR MY CRYYY

[blahh770]

i need to hear your reaction to the #situation

I am SO late but what happened???

[girlactionfigure]

Sergeant Major (Res.) Ayal Uriel Bianco tragically fell in battle against Hezbollah terrorists in Lebanon. May his memory forever be a blessing. 🕯️

🚨Ten IDF soldiers were wounded (three seriously, one moderately, and six lightly) in combat with Hezbollah terrorists in southern Lebanon. All were evacuated to the hospital for treatment. Families have been notified.

[mental-mona]

If you were to ask what our response to the Holocaust should be, I would say this: Marry and have children, bring new Jewish life into the world, build schools, make communities, have faith in God who had faith in man and make sure that His voice is heard wherever evil threatens. Pursue justice, defend the defenceless, have the courage to be different and fight for the dignity of difference. Recognise the image of God in others, and defeat hate with love. Twice a year, on Yom HaShoah and the Ninth of Av, sit and mourn for those who died and remember them in your prayer. But most of all, continue to live as Jews.

Rabbi Lord Jonathan Sacks zt"l, Radical Then, Radical Now p. 184

[puppygirlsrituals]

modeh ani hits different after a nightmare like yeah actually I am really fuckin grateful to be awake. thank you G-d for not using that as an opportunity to give me a heart attack

[knaidelmaidel]

Assumptions I Make Based On Your Favorite Jewish Holiday

Chanukah - you are either entirely insufferable, or so so nice, no in between. Most people are the former, so take that as you will 🤷

Pesach - a classic for a reason, it’s a good, safe choice. Your favorite part of the Seder is probably the arguing and songs. Your favorite part of life is probably the arguing and songs

Lag Ba’Omer - please stop doing drugs. Or whatever your version of drugs is.

Shavuos - You’re probably really funny and have a lot of friends. Yes the trauma will go away if you ignore it hard enough!!!

Rosh Hashana - I am confused by you. I think you have trust issues from being rejected by a lot of people. Also, maybe try a new hobby.

Sukkos - In the nicest possible way, grow a backbone! People are shoving you around like you’re a tetherball, and you need to stop being so nice. Also, try cleaning your room

Yom Kippur - Yesss, we get it, it’s beautiful and holy. But also maybe try just one little drug. Or smuggling, or something.

Tu B’Shvat - I think a lot of people are intimidated by you. You don’t think youre that intimidating, but your rbf is SCARY. Please practice your facial expressions in the mirror!

Tisha B’Av - For the love of potatoes, PLEASE stop this!! You dont HAVE to be different! People love you!

Purim - You are a child. And I don’t mean that in a derogatory way, it’s really lovely how you see the beauty in the small things! But also you can make a phone call

[ateazure]

"and the stars look very different today..."

[blahh770]

My heart is in tatters, but at least they have chosen the best, most devastating music score for Nancy's death?

[loucifersbitch]

if you need me, i’ll be sobbing on the floor. humans, man

[hoothootmotherf-ckers]

Oh my god. They got it.

Earthset, April 6 2026.

[blahh770]

mr penge is lowkey an icon

[blahh770]

LIHOYDOS ULIHALEL LIHOYDOS ULIHALEL BISHIMACHA HAGADOLLLL

[blahh770]

It is, in fact, a halachic obligation to go to a zoo on chol hamoid. In a pinch, an animal one does not usually see may do, but those that are machmir should go to a designated animal place, like a sanctuary

[blahh770]

MOTEK TO MY SISTER ROIZAAAA

[nonbinaryjudean]

made you some graphics to help you remember