Not here for that.

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[lucytara]

u know what’s wrong with tumblr now?? too many kids who weren’t here for glee. y'all have no idea. none of u understand the suffering we went through. the hell. the endless war. u come in here and u try to start The Discourse but u dont get that we already made these mistakes. we already had the discourse and its done now. its over. its all over and u should let it stay dead but u wont and that’s why we all hate u

[chucktaylorupset]

I was not here for the days of glee but please relay that fandom history

[lucytara]

its not history, its blood. i still see it all over this website. the vague posts. the deactivated urls. where do u think the word problematic became popular. where do u think the representational anger started. glee was the hungry gaping void that consumed us all. it said watch us and find yourself. there is someone for everyone. santana is a lesbian and kurt is gay and brittany is bisexual and quinn, god knows what quinn is, she’s straight but we have her say things like “you were singing to finn and only finn, right?” and artie is disabled. mercedes is black and our outlet for body positivity. we are all oppressed by something and we are different and we are outcasts and we are you. 

and we fell for it. we watched glee and we related to its characters and we fought its wars until it was too late. until it was nothing but a distorted picture of a parody of reality, a cracked mirror in which our souls were sucked and encased in glass. finn outed santana but it’s fine because he had good intentions. sam was supposed to be gay but we’re bringing blaine anderson in for that instead. the q in quinn is for queerbait. brittany was maybe raped but it was a one liner so who really knows. will schuester was a horrible fucking adult and should never have been allowed to care for children. finn, the white straight boy, did everything wrong but it was narratively presented as right. we turned on each other. klaine vs kum and finchel vs faberry. santana fought everyone so brittana stans fought everyone. character vs character, ship vs ship, blogger against blogger. we fucking hated each other. there was no glee fandom. there were character fandoms and ship fandoms and that is it and our mottos were all fuck glee.

we won every popularity contest, every online poll. we voted our fingers to the bone. we created art and wrote fanfic and made such excellent photo manips they were published in newspapers. we were prolific. we were consumers of the hell we created and we just kept producing more in a fucked up dystopian fandom chain of supply and demand. don’t get me started on the rpf. dianna wore a likes girls shirt on tour and made a statement an hour later revoking it. some people still say heya is real but it’s like a breath of the wind, a sound so bare i can’t quite make out the words. 

u asked for history. theres no history, only rage and pain and regret, the image of anonymous with a grey face and sunglasses telling u to kill urself because u thought artie was a dick for calling brittany stupid that one time. this website is a reflection of the hole glee left when it finished taking all it could from us, when the void could not consume anything more, and the posts on it now, the social justice “discourse” that is just giant piles of steaming, unsifted, unrefined shit is from those who refused to learn from us. the history is here and it followed us and we can never ever escape it.

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

what the fuck happens in glee

[lubricates]

i genuinely love this post “i still see it all over this website. the vague posts. the deactivated urls. where do u think the word problematic became popular. where do u think the representational anger started.”

[blainematters]

CC: I won a Golden Globe, and my 5 remaining fans will never let you forget about it because it’s such a HUGE achievement.

Darren, winner of an Emmy, Golden Globe, Critic’s Choice Award, OFTA Award, Satellite Award, and probable future SAG award winner:

[emmywinnercriss]

Vindication for all those times we were told Darren couldn’t act.

[rampagebb]

[bleutempete]

SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS

[surprisebitch]

honestly how can anyone recover from such a savage read for filth. santana didnt even take a second to breathe

[cc-videos]

Santana: Oh, Kurt, can I have a word with you?

Rachel: Oh, um, I’m gonna go.

Santana: No, Unibrow, stay. Kurt, I took what you said to heart, and I thought long and hard about it, and [deep breath] it occurred to me that you may have a point. Okay, maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. I mean, after all, that’s why it didn’t work out with you and Blaine, right?

Or maybe it didn’t work out because you’re a judgmental little gerontophile with a mouth like a cats ass. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing a shrill, self  aggrandizing lecture about how you felt  the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as made macaroni and cheese together. Or farted. 

Maybe Blaine didn’t want to be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile. Or who doesn’t dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick’s more elaborate wet dreams. 

Maybe Blaine grew weary of dating a breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen pass, to entertain exactly no one with, say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of, or some other sassy old Broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. 

Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said ‘You know what, I don’t want to marry some sexless self centered baton twirler. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves. The finger wag, the shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl two invisible rainbow colored ribbons attached to your hips.’

So you know what, maybe that’s why it didn’t work out. Maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany, maybe it’s just that you are utterly, utterly intolerable. Maybe that has something to do with it.”

[darren-ecriss]

[blainematters]

Oh my god I am thrilled.

One, because the cc crazies are foaming at the mouth screaming conspiracy and dragging up old articles about Ricky Martin and his ‘fiancee’ to try and prove it’s all bullshit and it’s so. damn. amusing.

Two, because knowing you get to spend the rest of your life with the person you love is the bomb. Seriously, just the best feeling.

I know, I’m not her biggest fan, or a fan of her at all really, but I also know that public personas aren’t the same as private ones and he likes her in private enough to put a ring on it. Plus she isn’t playing bitchy fame leech these days which makes her about 100000x more tolerable.

Yay Darren, now make sure she gives you babies soon so you can be the  dad/superhero you want to be. (Also baby versions of Darren, holy shit I would die.)

[blainematters]

a) New Darren music, yes I’m pumped. Also laughing at CC shippers desperately trying to make it about them. It’s not about you, it’s never about you. It’s not a big conspiracy that they’re trying to clue you in on via instagram likes, Chris just hates Darren, so...

b) Speaking of... he almost got an autobiography deal? At least he got that his life is so dull no one would care, but how did he talk them into publishing his shitty fanfiction instead? Dying at his need to reveal this just as Darren announces his album too. Keep staying pressed you jealous talentless loser.

[blainematters]

"are you aware of your massive lesbian & WLW following?" all lesbians/WLW love chris. time to clean up yer act girlie. and use of massive is all kinds of wrong

I mean, he does look pretty feminine... I imagine some lesbians might like him, only because from a distance he could be mistaken for a futch?

[blainematters]

Col/fer trying to look sexy in all his new Halloween pics--hahahahahahaha. And that horrible Sun-In mop on his head? People who think he's gorgeous must also think Chris Kirkpatrick was the hot member of NSync. Col/fer looked hot and jacked as R2D2 years back; now he just looks bloated.

C0lfer is a furry, confirmed.

And god yes, he needs to either commit to going full blonde or quit it with those hideous chunky highlights and zero effort in styling. Foxes and furries are ashamed to be associated with him.

[blainematters]

Things that bring me endless amusement:

criss/colfer shippers who really genuinely believe that there’s some years-long secret plot to hide a real relationship between Darren and CC. And that Mia and every one of her friends are in on the grand cover up and periodically post pictures of Darren with her to help keep it going because they all want to leech off his fame or something? In their minds its a grand conspiracy that only they can see through, and even sadder, most of these people are women in their 40s and 50s who have to know how stupid they’re being!

And every time Darren dares to be happy with his long-term girlfriend, they feel the need to start yelling again about how much they love and support him but won’t somebody rescue their poor sweet boy and let him be the fabulous gay he really is?

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I hope they keep it going. Even when Darren and/or CC get married and have kids, they’ll see it all as part of the ‘plot’ to keep the ‘real’ relationship hidden by big bad Hollywood. They’ll keep casting CC as the poor maligned boy who’s so kind and understanding that he’d let himself be hidden literally forever. It’s just so goddamn amusing and I love it.

[incorrectglee]

twitter (x)

[blainematters]

Back with a rant because I’m so tired of seeing this shit. C0lfer really needs to quit talking about wanting to play Glinda in Wicked. Obviously it’s never going to happen, but more importantly, there aren’t enough lead roles for women on Broadway and he wants to take one of the most coveted for his untalented ass?

Now there might be a movie and he wants to steal that from a woman as well? Why am I not surprised he thinks it’s fine to take from the limited lead roles women get? Maybe he should put more effort into actually learning how to act so he can have one of the hundreds of men’s roles out there that he’s apparently ‘too gay’ for right now. Which is also a bullshit argument, given that plenty of gay men are out there playing masculine roles and doing an excellent job. But C0lfer would rather be a sexist asshole than actually put any kind of effort in, right?

Ugh, the sooner he accepts he’s a talentless no-hoper, the sooner he’ll fade into obscurity and we won’t have to see this ridiculous bullshit anymore.

[blainematters]

So C0lfer, who has never directed so much as a YouTube video, thinks he's going to be able to direct a feature film now? His arrogance and inability to let anyone else have any sort of say in his projects are going to be his downfall.

I assume he has to write/act in/produce/direct/whatever all of his projects because they’re literally so awful no-one else wants to have anything to do with them? But he’s also arrogant enough he wouldn’t let in anyone else who’s opinion he’d actually have to listen to. Either way, this is going to flop like everything else he’s ever done, so...

[blainematters]

Seems like you're gone, but in case you're still here: have you noticed something going on w CC's IG? D got new followers w the speedo shot etc, but C's been gaining tons of followers in short period while doing nothing. Until mid-May, C struggled to get 60-70K on any pic of him (w/non-pics around 25k). 100k+ for Amber's Olivier was a big deal for C! Now he's routinely getting 120K+ on pics, out of NOWHERE. Double the LIkes overnight! He's buying followers. There can be no other explanation.

I'm still around, just dealing with a lot of personal life issues at the moment that take priority over tumblr.Of course he's buying followers, he has a shitty movie to try and whore out, he has to look popular so it doesn't totally flop like the last few movies he's announced looooong before they ultimately flopped. I look forward to seeing this one fail too. And the little shit thinks he's going to direct now? Don't make me laugh.

[blainematters]

Can lesbians find men attractive?

Uh, yes? Finding someone aesthetically appealing doesn’t mean you have any desire to date them or have sex with them. I can notice a good looking guy and not have it make me any less of a lesbian. That’s defined by my sexual and romantic attraction, which is definitely only towards women!

[blainematters]

Just got to send back several copies of "Stranger than Fiction" because it wasn't selling well at our store and our store manager had to make space for other books. It made my work day.

[blainematters]

HAR! HAR! Do you see that they replaced Chris in the Noel project that never was?

I did indeed. Not only that, but rumours say he’s been replaced with a far more talented young actor who’s actually British. Be still my beating heart, it’s like his bullshit is finally catching up with him and it tastes so sweet.