Blairette-on

A Tumblr of a 26y/o French she/them who try her hand in English ; some drawing and/or writing stuff

[rageflippedtables]

"Maybe you do deserve this"

[trashideas]

IMAGINE Simon wakes up in zero G on the Hail Mary and is panicking and Grace, having no idea how to comfort someone, remembers some shark trivia that when they are rotated upside down their heartbeat slows and they calm down

So of course, Grace just

Flips Simon

And it works because who the fuck expects to be flipped

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture

[horns4handles-deactivated202607]

[onedivinemisfit]

👆

[daemonicchopsticks]

ok but

but

[voidsetup1]

nothing here to run from

[sunkissedndhoney]

I've interacted with the bloodymary fandom before watching Iron Lung and now that I've watched it I'm realising that people just be LIARS

SIMON ISNT EVEN AGGRESSIVE BRUH MAJORITY OF THE MOVIE WAS HIM TEARING UP AND BEGGING, PLEADING FOR ANYONE TO BE THERE FOR HIM !!! THEN SOME FUCK ASS VOICE STARTED MESSING WITH HIS HEAD AND THEN A FUCKING EEL ATE HIS SUBMARINE

OF COURSE HE CRASHED OUT AT THE END, WHO WOULDN'T ???

[blairette-on]

@cheerfullycynicalfandom

Yep, that's me. That french fucker following your M&M fic without watching any MCU films, lol

Because you're the one who managed to get my ass into watching the MCU, here's my live reaction to the first Iron Man film, and you're going to suffer me ranting about it lol :

(but seriously, if that's a bother to you, please tell me and I'll stop/delete this post 😂)

That opening scene is iconic, OMFG

Tony is such a grown up child, Nepo baby, the call back to reality is going to hurt

It hurt fucking hell

Yinsen!! Love your character! (Your family is dead, aren't they?)

A motor engine?? Well now I understand how he became that stocked, if he carried it around for months

I'm Ace, but I have to admit that Robert Downey Jr has a very good plastique lol

Yinsen, what a badass!

That first iteration of the armour is quite nice, tbh!

YINSEN! 😭 (YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD, I WAS RIGHT)

The echoing footsteps, the chills!

Really love the guitar riffs in the OST!

YEAH! BURN IT ALLLLLLL!

Aaaaand something went wrong and I can't watch it anymore! 😭 Waiting for whatever is going on to be fixed, so yeah, going to reblog from there, lol

[blairette-on]

HOW DID I FORGOT TO MENTION PEPPER IN THE FIRST POST??

That "taking the trash out" line?? Mary me, Pepper!! What. A. Queen!

[blairette-on]

@cheerfullycynicalfandom found another way to watch it! Yay!

It's on my phone! AAAAAAAH-

That crash landing must have been painful haha

Also, that's not the voice I had imagine for Rhode, oh well, going to adjust in my mind

The father's associate (forgot his name) I know he's a traitor, so watching him being all that kind with Tony makes me crave murder lol

Also that press conference? Iconic

The guy has a FUCKING cigare!! Couldn't be more suspicious if he tried !

I knew about Ryan Gosling unhinged cries he makes in films (such as Ryland's one when he hits 0G) but Robert Downey Jr/Tony Stark weird laughters??

First flight scene? Iconic!

"Proof that Tony Stark has a heart" from Pepper?? Fuck, that's so cute 🥺

Stan Lee Cameo?? Nice!!

Oh my god, Tony and Pepper are so awkward with each other, I m eating this hahaha

BWAHAHAHA Rhodes taking in stride his bff bullshit? Iconic!

And also, Obadiah, turn down the evil guy vibes, please, you're showing your hand!

Wait, I'm just realising that this film is having Star Wars like transition HAHAHAHAHA

And of course Pepper would discover it all by simply walking into the shop!

Aaaaand here's the reveal that Obadiah is a traitor! Wonder how many caught it before reveal back in the day?

That standoff between him and Pepper?? Ahevegztaya

The arc reactor room giving me RBMK reacto vibes, lol

Ironic seeing this is taking place in the States hahahaha

The way the camera went from tilted to the side as Obadiah revealed his hand to normal framing as he sweet-dad talked about Tony's miniature arc reactor...!!

ALLEZ DUM-E !! OUI!! T'ES LE MEILLEUR DUM-E!!

I know this heavily weat the cliché of mid 2000's films but... Pepper in short dress and high heels storming Obadiah's hideout?? Seriously?? (Ugh, I'm so sorry for her and how she suffers from all the stereotypes that go along with it all)

Vilains getting killed by their own hubris is always sooo satisfying!

"I am Iron Man" HAHAHAHAHAHA

Well!! It was great! Had a good time watching it!

[blairette-on]

@cheerfullycynicalfandom

Yep, that's me. That french fucker following your M&M fic without watching any MCU films, lol

Because you're the one who managed to get my ass into watching the MCU, here's my live reaction to the first Iron Man film, and you're going to suffer me ranting about it lol :

(but seriously, if that's a bother to you, please tell me and I'll stop/delete this post 😂)

That opening scene is iconic, OMFG

Tony is such a grown up child, Nepo baby, the call back to reality is going to hurt

It hurt fucking hell

Yinsen!! Love your character! (Your family is dead, aren't they?)

A motor engine?? Well now I understand how he became that stocked, if he carried it around for months

I'm Ace, but I have to admit that Robert Downey Jr has a very good plastique lol

Yinsen, what a badass!

That first iteration of the armour is quite nice, tbh!

YINSEN! 😭 (YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD, I WAS RIGHT)

The echoing footsteps, the chills!

Really love the guitar riffs in the OST!

YEAH! BURN IT ALLLLLLL!

Aaaaand something went wrong and I can't watch it anymore! 😭 Waiting for whatever is going on to be fixed, so yeah, going to reblog from there, lol

[blairette-on]

HOW DID I FORGOT TO MENTION PEPPER IN THE FIRST POST??

That "taking the trash out" line?? Mary me, Pepper!! What. A. Queen!

[blairette-on]

@cheerfullycynicalfandom

Yep, that's me. That french fucker following your M&M fic without watching any MCU films, lol

Because you're the one who managed to get my ass into watching the MCU, here's my live reaction to the first Iron Man film, and you're going to suffer me ranting about it lol :

(but seriously, if that's a bother to you, please tell me and I'll stop/delete this post 😂)

That opening scene is iconic, OMFG

Tony is such a grown up child, Nepo baby, the call back to reality is going to hurt

It hurt fucking hell

Yinsen!! Love your character! (Your family is dead, aren't they?)

A motor engine?? Well now I understand how he became that stocked, if he carried it around for months

I'm Ace, but I have to admit that Robert Downey Jr has a very good plastique lol

Yinsen, what a badass!

That first iteration of the armour is quite nice, tbh!

YINSEN! 😭 (YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD, I WAS RIGHT)

The echoing footsteps, the chills!

Really love the guitar riffs in the OST!

YEAH! BURN IT ALLLLLLL!

Aaaaand something went wrong and I can't watch it anymore! 😭 Waiting for whatever is going on to be fixed, so yeah, going to reblog from there, lol

[voidsetup1]

nothing here to run from

[ghostbri]

✦ PHANTOM STARS ✦

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks

[dragon-in-a-fez]

yes yes biometric data privacy blah blah adults can hypothetically by harmed by this too. what about the immediate and deliberate and not at all hypothetical harm to youth. why are you acting like a potential data leak about what your face looks like, which if it ever happened would at least be generally recognised as a problem, is a more serious issue than cutting millions of people off from information and community and public expression which is happening right now in the open with large scale support

[1knowwhy1mhere]

This is also an example of a broader trend of erasing third spaces for teenagers and children. There are already few places where teenagers and children can go without spending money: the idea of strolling around a mall is almost universally dead and in most places (in the USA at least, elsewhere I understand this specifically to be different) public parks, libraries (which are underfunded and being shut down, as well as having their contents banned), and community centers simply do not exist. And now there is a ridiculous notion rising that large groups of teenagers cause mayhem, property damage, fights, and other such issues. Taking young people off the internet reduces the chance for them to get to know and socialize with other people their age, including people who they might never have met otherwise.

Not to mention that this is part of a concerted effort to control what young people see and thus understand (at least in the USA). For example public libraries are continuously being shut down and are almost always underfunded, especially in certain states. Coupled with statewide book bans, school district book bans, and bans on certain topics in school districts this will result in a lot of young people having a worse off understanding of the world, and of themselves simply because they will see less.

"Oh but it's not going to be that bad, they're only going to ban pornography and whatnot." Wrong, it's almost always social media first, just take a look at Australia, the UK, and the majority of proposed laws on the subject in the US.

[wavezies]

(rocky voice) human atmosphere too cold even through xenonite insulated suit! let rocky in grace skin! does grace want rocky to almost freeze to death again, question

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[castielrisingabove]

When it’s announced that a Bay Area middle school teacher is one of three heroes sent to save the world, San Francisco clamors to rename things to “Ryland Grace.” Grover Cleveland Middle is quick to the draw, becoming Ryland Grace Middle the very next school year. Grace also gets a street, of course, a science wing at Stanford, a state park along the coast — by the time the Beetles return, you could probably throw a rock in San Francisco and hit a Ryland Grace reference.

Eva Stratt, meanwhile, is a stain. Graffiti tucked away in alleys and under bridges, forever painted over by the powers that be. A name meant to be forgotten. Stratt has always known this was part of the deal: after all, humanity needs a villain just as much as it needs its heroes. The best she can hope for is to be erased entirely on Earth.

And yet, light-years away, there is a beloved body of water, its surface dancing with artificial waves, that Ryland Grace wistfully refers to as The Sea of Stratt.

[daredevil-vagabond]

I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there. I did not die.