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Masterlist:

Masterlist sorted by fandom. (Expand to view.) ✅ completed fic | ✍️ to be continued | 💛 no romance | 💕 romance | 😈 smut

The Hobbit / Lord of the Rings, The Almighty Johnsons, Wanted, The Brokenwood Mysteries, Young Hercules, Big Wolf on Campus

#masterlist #the hobbit #lord of the rings #the almighty johnsons #almighty johnsons #big wolf on campus #bwoc #lotr #wanted (2016)

stuffman-main

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

deanofilmographyproject

Ms. X - June 30, 2026

Dean's new show is set to release June 30th! So far I've seen sources saying it will be available:

On Three (TV channel) and ThreeNow (streaming site) in NZ (source)

On FoxTel in Australia (source below)

On Disney+ in the UK and Ireland (source)

blairsanne

Please let me know if you see any other places that will have it and I will update the post :)

#ms x (2026)#ms x #dean o'gorman #dean ogorman #dean o’gorman

magnhild

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

dropoutvocalstims

posting this again cause now its actually true

cloudabserk

because of this tag somebody left on my post:

#project hail mary

foldingfittedsheets

Today at work a little crow fledgling was just having the worst damn day. The little goober kept trying to shove its way into the door and screaming at its reflection while I was helping a lady look at a bed.

I pointed it out to her and together we regarded the infant screaming.

After she left my coworker came up and informed me there was a bird on her car. I went out to look and lo, the fledgling had scrambled up onto her windshield and was pecking forlornly at its reflection.

It stayed perched there in the hot sun, trying to move higher up the car with no success but too scared to fly down. She was agitated that it was on her car since she didn’t know if it would leave on its own.

“It’s a baby,” I told her, “It’s still learning how to fly.”

“That’s a baby?! It’s so big!”

“Yeah, it’s just a little guy.”

I went out to investigate. The parents began screaming and swooping. I placated them with crackers which they accepted without relenting their screaming. My coworker said she could now see that the creature on her car was indeed a baby with the sleek black parents swooshing angrily around in the air.

We regarded the baby together. After a while I started noticing it was showing signs of fatigue and distress. Mouth gaping but not begging for food, wings drooping. I went back out to check on it.

I was debating moving the baby; the day kept getting hotter and it didn’t have the energy or skill to relocate itself. My coworker also wanted the bird to stop pooping on her car. So eventually I announced, “I’m gonna move the bird.”

“Your gonna grab it? Aren’t you scared?”

I looked at her in bafflement. I grew up around every imaginable kind of fowl. The only bird I’d be scared of would be some of the big flightless ones. Even geese/swans are manageable if you just grab their necks before they really get flapping. The parents were not gonna go for my eyes like magpies and in general crows tend to recognize when you’re trying to help. “It’s just a little baby guy. It’s fine.”

I approached the baby amidst its parents shrieking crow obscenities down upon me. I scooped it gently like the burger.

I cannot begin to convey how soft that baby crow felt. It was the downiest most pleasant tactile thing that I’ve maybe ever held and the experience was only slightly marred by the goober trying ineffectually to bite me. It was stymied by the fact that it ain’t my first rodeo.

I brought it ten feet away to a nice shady tree. I held the baby gently so it could get its feet under it on the branch. It seemed a bit confused at this point but eventually gripped the branch and I stepped back and threw peanuts in self defense while the angry parents swooped showily around at me.

It stayed there pretty much the rest of the day. Its parents both checked in to make sure I hadn’t murdered it then flew back to where we could see a nest. So best theory is that this dingus was the first to start fledging and couldn’t actually return to the nest after launching.

I told my wife afterward and they went, “You. You touched the bird?!” My coworkers husband was also flabbergasted that I’d been brave enough to grab it. My coworker said she was just gonna shove it off her car with a broom.

As if they didn’t know who they married. As if I am not someone who would confidently help a stray cat or wrangle a chicken.

I informed them that barring gloves I had thoroughly washed my hands twice and it was worth it to get the silly infant off a slippery car and into the shade.

foldingfittedsheets

You haven’t seen that meme?

voidsetup1

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

lemondoddle

[Description: a looping bouncy animation of grace and Rocky from project hail mary. Grace throws himself onto rocky for a hug, smiling and nuzzling his face to the top of Rocky's xenonite covered carapace. Rocky brings a claw up to ruffle Grace's hair and grace throws himself even more on top of rocky, rocky wrapping his arms around grace. End description.]

#project hail mary

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

oh-hey-its-harry-the-ghostie-boi

it wIGGLES

almondbutterb1tching

this is so stimmy

shamebats

Tiktok post by @ wynunlimited.

iamoutofideas

“heres how to make a pair of pants for yourself”

step 1: have a entire room completely set up just for tailoring

niceferatu

it needs an iron, masking tape, a pencil, and see-through paper. you don't need the pins if you're careful about keeping it lined up. you could do that on your floor and hand-sew it after that if you wanted to. the most specialised piece of equipment they used in the video, apart from the sewing machine, was a clear ruler.

vinceaddams

Yeah that's a silly complaint, tons of people cut fabric on their kitchen tables or on the floor. I've been sewing since 2011 and didn't have an actual sewing room until the start of 2024. It was frustratingly cramped sewing in my bedroom, but I still sewed lots of things in there.

Most of my fabric is secondhand, and I've gotten a lot of sewing supplies from thrift stores and estate sales. I know not everyone lives somewhere that has those things, but there are still budget options to look into. There are a lot of things that are nice to have but not strictly necessary.

Frieda Leopold did an experiment earlier this year where she bought the minimum sewing supplies necessary for a dress, and kept to a budget of 150 euros for all the tools including the sewing machine.

And this Morning Mercury video about trying to learn weaving without spending any money also feels relevant.

beaft

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

beaft

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

starbitten13

ebonydraygon

#theres a thing called 'larp drop' thats essentially this#esp since when having a great time you might be more inclined to disregard your limits and ignore discomfort#(and forget to eat/drink if its larp whoops)#and then once you have a moment to yourself it all comes crashing in#source: once forgot to eat at larp and had a sobbing fit in my car that ended the instant i bit into a chicken nugget - @queerfarmgremlin

troublepunk-ldn

this is also true of festivals, conventions, pride parades, concerts, and any situation where you have a lot of fun with other people!

katjohnadams

"Drop" is a kink term referring to the down coming off an endorphin rush. It's why aftercare is so important, not just because "uwu sweet nice kinky people" but because kinksters realized it was medically fucking relevant. And then yes, the term spread to other subcultures because, surprise surprise, the venn diagram of kinky people are people in queer (sexually or otherwise) spaces is a bumpy ass circle.

Like, this isn't just about big socials, this can be a super intense one-on-one date night, it can be seeing a movie entirely alone that has you reeling.

If you flood your system with The Feel Good Chemicals™ for a significant time period, even just half an hour, the come down from that can feel like shit, a lot like withdrawal, actually. So follow the advice of old kinksters that I swear are telling you this because we care, we are not trying to "trick" you into joining us, AFTERCARE.

Get some nutrition, preferably tasty stuff. Get some water and electrolytes. Ease out of you can ("afters" with friends is a great way to get those good and water butts as well as ease off the social side). Enjoy some good music, something that fits the Vibe you want. Seek comfort as suits you. Some people want a book and cozy blankets. Some people like cuddles. Some people take a hot bath. Indulge a bit.

Most importantly, be kind and gentle to yourself after a Rush, and do not believe the stupid lies your brain comes up with. No one hates you. You weren't cringe. You weren't being selfish. Not only was that one thing not as embarrassing as you think, no one else remembers it. You did have fun and it was worth it. Etc.

Don't make drastic choices and maybe give yourself a pussy event budget so you don't over commit to the "treat yourself" because those Feel Good Chemicals are real tasty and easy to start chasing if you don't learn to safely put them back on the shelf when you're done w. them.

katjohnadams

POST EVENT BUDGET. JFC I JUST NOTICED THAT TYPO WHY DID NONE OF YOU TELL ME FUCK

#we always did afters after larp games where we would just go to an all night breakfast restaurant together #it was awesome because we could talk about game or not #and eat and relax #idk if the called to afters because they thought of it as aftercare or not #probably though knowing the group

leggywormy

It's end of May, yall know what that means

ego94

“if you’re plus sized you can just shop on shein/amazon/cider, they have a good selection!!” yeah but i don’t want to rely on fast fashion. i think fat people deserve more ethical and high quality clothing choices

onlyroxxie

Just posting this here:

Fashionbrandcompany.com

Shopmyviolet.com

Misscandyholic.com

Forestinkclothing.com

Shoptunnelvision.com

Universalstandard.com

Loudbodies.com

Tuesdaybassen.com

Shopsoftcore.com

Snagtights.us

hecatelund

Shout out to Chub Rub Clothing too! By and for fat people and really cute to boot!

asoftgoth

a few more I would add because I get asked about clothes a lot:

foxblood.com

anthropologie.com

killstar.com

midnighthour.com

and la femme en noir goes up to 5xl in their new items!

Vixen by michelinepitt.com is another amazing brand that goes to 5xl also! Micheline is a cofounder of La Femme En Noir btw, im a big fan

mortarandsquishle

THANK YOU

igrabbedthemoon22

Maya kern is also a shop for plus sized people! Cute skirts highly recommend! @mayakern

poes-crypt

Can also recommend @shopwitchvamp

westleyjackson

Also @nerdykeppie !

standandwatchshitburn

why so silent good messieurs

nsfwitchy2

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

#why so silent good messieurs lmao

rylandgraces

RYAN GOSLING as COLT SEAVERS and DR. RYLAND GRACE The Fall Guy (2024) dir. David Leitch Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

#colt seavers #ryland grace #the fall guy #project hail mary #ryan gosling

dogpuppy

moveslikekeithrichards

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

flying-lemons

oh do I have the game for you

dancing-crow

I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.

and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.

surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.

foone

oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours

tuulikki

I wish one of you lovely people could feasibly find an ADHD person to take under your wing like a Fairy God-executive-function because OP’s post was so hilariously unbelievably unrelatable to me lol

prokopetz

The best things in life are good food, good company, and media that's honestly maybe a six out of ten in terms of execution, but, like, the ideas have potential.

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