Prude-Awakening

It is he the one

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Been awhile since I posted. I actually left my comfort zone and made a change in my life. I joined the United States Marine Corp. Went through hell and highwater but am a better person for it. My eyes have been opened and I couldn’t be more thankful for the opportunity that I was given. I am currently at my school to be a 5700 CBRN Marine. I love what my job entails and all my brothers and sisters along the way. Please contact me if you have any concerns or questions about joining or the Marine Corp in general. (931-703-8057)

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Clickbait Ads online are like “Lose 37lbs with this one drink!” And then it’s just Coke and Milk

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MetaCritic rated me a 57 for a large cock but the graphics weren’t good 😔

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Anon: “That’s a lot of lights for an empty parking lot”

Me: “It’s because we’re civilized”

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Tumblr is like one big discord server that got out of control, except with more pronouns and pedophiles.

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Played “The Last Of Us 2” and beat it tonight. A lot of people hate on the story and I can see why, but Neil Druckmann wanted the theme to be love and forgiveness just like the first game. The second part portrayed that theme very well. Also don’t let other people diminish you from a great game even if you don’t know the story, gameplay was spot on. Story could’ve been tweaked a good bit but the gameplay was 100x better and smoother than the first.

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It is my birthday today. Survived for 17 years. Feels good

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Just found out I can make clones of myself on Snapchat. Boy oh boy does this change things. Currently making one about me playing rock, paper, scissors with myself.

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I reblogged your post. Now we must do the forbidden conga. (I mean sex)

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Happy easter everyone! Hope our big ass bunny who shits eggs gives us something good this year. Seriously hope everyone has a good one tho.

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Let it be known the when Daphne in Scooby Doo says “jeepers”, that it’s basically a euphemism for “Jesus Christ”. So just imagine when a ghost pops out or something and daphne just yells Jesus Christ.

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This is kinda of a shit post but not. I literally just want some wings from “Buffalo Wild Wings”. Idk if they do carry out service or drive-thru. But I feel like I’m gonna starve without them.

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Remember when the Ex CEO of Papa Johns said the day of reckoning will come? Anyway I’m sure it’s fine

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Deodorant is like the opposite of insect repellant. Lather some on and people constantly bug you, never wear any and no one wants to be near you.

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If the USA states were high school characters. Kansas would be the weird kid because no one socializes with them and they always smell like corn, not even the good kind of corn either, just straight up ass corn.

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Just saw Resident Evil 3 Remake. Not far from 2020 honestly. Just waiting for fucking Nemesis to come out this April.

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Quarantine? More like passing out at 4am with 12 cans of strawberry crush soda and 8 deviled eggs in my mouth.