I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”
my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut
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@blame-bat
I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”
my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut
“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”
Me as a child: *creates an entire complex dystopian dungeon story with a vet clinic set and a couple toys with character development, conflict, and an edge-of-your-seat finale*
Me now, as a writer: *clinks two characters together* hehe they’re kissing
My roomba is scared of thunderstorms
I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles
I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap
Humans will pack bond with anything.Â
I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.
Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.
I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.
I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER
the plot chickens
why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me
Animal Crossing:
Scoobynatural Extended Trailer!
Hey I don’t say this a lot but I will miss the birth of my first child to watch this fucking shitty ass show for one night only
They should have called it super doo instead
Boyfriend: will you marry me? Me: You cannot offer me this ring Boyfriend: I’m giving it to you! Me: Don’t tEMPT ME FRODO!