soulja boy tell em (when youre ready)

big mistake buddy

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

good morning to everyone except these two people

[juanin-pro]

[m0od]

The scene of a murder.

[acidinthesnow]

Someone just got banished to the Shadow Realm

[teenscoolest]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[loonyloopylisa]

My dads face when I pointed out that his generation were the ones to give out the participation trophy’s they’re so mad about was amazing.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jackymedan]

[seitz9231]

Tiny furry philosopher

[oo0owo0oo]

Plato’s allegory of the cave, but reversed

[goawfma]

this the dopest thing i’ve seen in  a while

[warpedpuppeteer]

One of my favourite Youtube videos to watch is by Corridor Crew. They have this series of VFX react videos where they give great insights into what vfx artists do. It’s fantastic. 

[mjalti]

do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

[audible-smiles]

the solar system is probably most purely, simply fun exploratory experience humans will ever get to have, because there’s nobody there! there’s no colonialism and we don’t have to worry about aliens yet, so its just. fun!

we just land a robot on an empty planet and make it do wheelies and every few days we find like a cool rock and scientists yell about it on twitter

[shittycryptids]

a beekeeper but he only keeps one bee

[singsoftly]

A friend

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hey--friends]

That’s really cool that both of your parents are dogs

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[cherryblossomshadow]

This ad is so perfect for Tumblr, im

[joshpeck]

[pricepayer]

no i am going to do coke

[joshpeck]

y'all ruin everything just so you know