happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
I just queued this for a year
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happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
I just queued this for a year
i made a uquiz where you’re diagnosed with your fatal character flaw
what a week huh?
watching this brought back so many weird feelings. jesus. the adrenaline is coursing through me.
disney channel did not debut its first sapphic couple between two main characters in a children’s cartoon.
dana terrace did.
cartoon network did not give us the first wlw wedding in a children’s animated tv show.
rebecca sugar did.
cartoon network didn’t make bubbline canon.
adam muto did.
nickelodeon isn’t responsible for korrasami, it’s first ever wlw couple.
bryan konietzko and michael dante dimartino are.
do not let these corporations take credit for something that LGBTQ+ creators fought and took risks to get where they got. especially when said corporations made these people fight tooth and nail and take the risk of their shows being canceled altogether.
dana terrace, rebecca sugar, adam muto, bryan konietzko, michael dante dimartino, and every other creator that fought for then representation we deserve. thank you. your efforts are not unappreciated.
thinking about how we have so many little rituals for wishes.... birthday candles, fallen eyelashes, 11:11, straw papers, dandelions, shooting stars, rainbows, wishbones, full moons...... the list is endless
I didnt realize people were actually telling people they had adhd/autism and like other shit in job interviews i just thought it was an unspoken rule to keep that to urself that everyone knew 😭😭
This not shitting on ND folks but like…keep that private they dont need to know about that cause if they do odds are u will be disqualified from employment due to ableism and since u weren’t hired on in the first place there’s nothing u can do about it
new blog is up! follow me at @harmonic-nebula
new blog is up! follow me at @harmonic-nebula
new blog is up! follow me at @harmonic-nebula
new blog is up! follow me at @harmonic-nebula
Unpopular opinion or whatever but I feel like a lot of you people forget that white cis gay men are still erm. Oppressed. For being gay. Like there is this almost gleeful excitement to jump on and mock any gay white man whenever he does something mildly stupid or annoying which is like ok whatever but like I have seen people calling these dudes f*ggots and calling for conversion therapy and electro shock and aids or whatever like some of you do need to get your asses beat for that I won’t lie
You know, Claries could probably do bottom surgery
"got bottom surgery at Claire's" is the world's shortest work of body horror fiction
I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated
"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media
I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs
I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs
IM SORRY THEY WHAT
i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?
the fuck is a fast reblog
maybe the girl in the car’s boyfriend and the hook man simply ran away together. did you ever think of that.
for the uninitiated
i’m so sorry but i can’t handle this. people in the notes think this is a supernatural reference they think it’s an scp thing they think “man door hand hook car door” is originally from the mr. sandman parody. i guess i have to explain the lore my damn self!!!
the “hook man” is a decades-old urban legend, but for the sake of this post the important piece of historic literature is this comically poorly-written creepypasta retelling from 2012:
the intention of my original post was to make the joke that maybe the man, instead of being killed by the hook man, actually ran away with him to be his lover. after all, we never know what becomes of him after man door hand hook car door.
the tags added by regularlyfe are a reference to the above creepypasta as well as the mountain goats’ song “no children,” which has recently become a meme, in particular the line “i am drowning / there is no sign of land / you are coming down with me / hand in unlovable hand.”
for the record, my personal favorite tag on this post was “ur in a hand hook car door with a beautiful man door hand and he won’t tell you he loves you,” a reference to the richard siken poem “you are jeff,” which includes the line “You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves / you, but he loves you,” which became something of an affectionate meme after overuse by fandom edit-makers applying it to every ship under the sun.
and this has been the director’s commentary for tonight’s hit tumblr post. thank you.
I wish I had more to say about Nancy than “it’s good”, but….it’s good.