B o n j o u r ~ !

"Ah, you don't mind if I, ah... Borrow this, do you~?" ((Pokemon OC RP Blog | FC: Risa Kamizawa | Willing to RP other fandoms))

[blancnoirthief]

((Hiatus. I simply wish to not exist any more.

[blancnoirthief]

She held her side, blood seeping through her shirt and her thin fingers. She kept a smile the whole time, not acting like she was in pain at all. One would have to wonder; could she even feel pain?

"Pickpocketing? Oh, of course not! I wouldn’t think of doing something as awful as that~!" That was a lie, of course. "As for this wound? It’s nothing but a scratch! I’ll be fine, really!" Another lie. It would undoubtedly get infected while she was on the streets, not to mention, she’d probably bleed out as well. She just didn’t really feel like accepting help from a stranger.

[thebunnysnest-moved-blog]

A rogue, he thought. Looks like she’s playing the rogue game, like what Cail does back in Pyrite. He shrugged. He glanced at her injury again, it definitely looks like it needs some stitching. Justy needs to take her to a doctor immediately. Maybe he can convince her with something.

"I don’t know, your wound looks pretty bad and possibly infected. I think a visit to a doctor is necessary."

[blancnoirthief]

She paused. Well, she did need the help, and it'd be pretty bad if this wound were infected. You know what? She'd gonna accept help from this guy, despite it probably being against her better judgement.

"Alright, alright, if you insist. But really, I'm sure I'll be fine!"

[blancnoirthief]

"Looting the place..? Haha, where’d you get that idea?"

Ahaha oh no. She hoped this guy wasn’t some sorta undercover cop. Colette’s seen more than enough of those around.

"Non, non, I’m just birdwatching..!" From a bush? Yeah okay.

[locksnorbolts-archive]

"Birdwatching, huh? That why you’re in a bush? It’s the middle of the night too, ya know. No birds around here."

Nope, no birds, just a couple of thieves. One of those thieves let that friendly smile curl into a more sly grin as he looked the girl over. Obviously a beginner, and at a museum? She’s aching to be caught.

[blancnoirthief]

"Right, eheheh... I guess I forgot!"

Oh god she was bombing this so badly. If this guy was a cop, he'd probably arrest her by now. Oh the early stages of being a thief, so memorable and embarrassing. Fidgeting ensues. She probably looked so suspicious right now.

[blancnoirthief]

Hurt my muse! See how they react!

✚: Stab with a knife / sword / blade.

♕: A kick in a very sensitive area.

✿: Insult (Insert specific insult.)

♠: Punch / slap / blow to the face.

♆: Strangle / suffocate them.

ϡ: Gash with a knife / blade /sword.

ღ: Emotionally scar them (Include how).

†: Nail them to a structure (Explain).

✄: Break off a relationship with them.

☂: Shove them into a body of water.

[thebunnysnest-moved-blog]

blancnoirthief

She did, actually. But was she gonna admit that? No! Of course not. “Oh, non, I’m fine~!”

He watched her carefully, it would appear that she’s hiding the truth from him. Either that or she was hiding something of value. Justy knows just how to deal with people like her, Orre was full of them after all. He did take notice her injury and felt rather sorry for her. The preleader may not be able to help out as much in this region, but the least he could do was help get her injuries treated.

"If you’re thinking about pickpocketing me, then you have another thing coming. Don’t think I know how to deal with thieves. But regardless, I can help you get your wounds treated. If you would let me that is."

[blancnoirthief]

She held her side, blood seeping through her shirt and her thin fingers. She kept a smile the whole time, not acting like she was in pain at all. One would have to wonder; could she even feel pain?

"Pickpocketing? Oh, of course not! I wouldn't think of doing something as awful as that~!" That was a lie, of course. "As for this wound? It's nothing but a scratch! I'll be fine, really!" Another lie. It would undoubtedly get infected while she was on the streets, not to mention, she'd probably bleed out as well. She just didn't really feel like accepting help from a stranger.

[blancnoirthief]

"Oh dear, do you need help?"

She did, actually. But was she gonna admit that? No! Of course not. “Oh, non, I’m fine~!”

[blancnoirthief]

Now who was this asshole and what did he think he was doing? Oh well shit, her (very weak) cover was busted anyways. She was gonna talk to this asshole.

"None of your business."

She was just gonna carefully back out of the bushes, stand up, and brush herself off. Look at this bitchy little shit making herself seem all mysterious when she was crystal clear in her intentions.

[locksnorbolts-archive]

Who was he? Good question. Marshall, with an arsenal of fake last names and a secret past- but most importantly, an asshole’s personality. Pretty spot on there, girlie.

"Mmn, that so~?"

"Ya know, missy, if I didn’t know better, I’d think you were plannin’ to loot the place."

A big grin spread across the thief’s face, lighting up his features with what could easily appear as a friendly demeanor if he wasn’t so obviously a pest to society. Gee, he wasn’t even doing anything wrong this time, you know? He was only saying hello.

[blancnoirthief]

"Looting the place..? Haha, where'd you get that idea?"

Ahaha oh no. She hoped this guy wasn't some sorta undercover cop. Colette's seen more than enough of those around.

"Non, non, I'm just birdwatching..!" From a bush? Yeah okay.

[blancnoirthief]

Ah yes, here we see the totally clumsy graceful Kalosian thief eyeing the museum. What is she going to steal today? That is, if she doesn’t get interrupted by some lousy passerby who asks her what she’s doing in a bush.

Not that that has happened before, or anything.

[locksnorbolts-archive]

You know, there’s certain behavior of a thief that can be a dead giveaway. For instance, hiding in a bush and staring at the potential target. That was a fatal mistake she was making, and so what would Marshall do but make an appearance and greet this other thief?

"Oh dear. Wonder what someone could be doin’ in the bushes like that?"

Look at that asshole step right towards the bush and lean forward. He knows exactly what she’s doing.

[blancnoirthief]

Now who was this asshole and what did he think he was doing? Oh well shit, her (very weak) cover was busted anyways. She was gonna talk to this asshole.

"None of your business."

She was just gonna carefully back out of the bushes, stand up, and brush herself off. Look at this bitchy little shit making herself seem all mysterious when she was crystal clear in her intentions.

[blancnoirthief]

She jumped, not expecting a passerby to appear and ask her about her latest escapade. “E-eh? Oh, nothing!” Who was this guy? What a weird outfit.

[mysteriousballad]

"Are you sure…? It sounded like something…"

[blancnoirthief]

"It's nothing, really~!!" Act calm, Colette.

[blancnoirthief]

"Today’s mission was a success!"

You’ll never guess how many wallets she stole today. You’ll never guess.

[mysteriousballad]

Curtis paused, overhearing the girls cheer. Curiosity got the better of him, so he silently walked by her. They were in the alleyways, so he could remain in costume, and not have to go into civilian gear. He had a show to do in less than an hour after all! "Excuse me?"

[blancnoirthief]

She jumped, not expecting a passerby to appear and ask her about her latest escapade. "E-eh? Oh, nothing!" Who was this guy? What a weird outfit.

[blancnoirthief]

Ah yes, here we see the totally clumsy graceful Kalosian thief eyeing the museum. What is she going to steal today? That is, if she doesn't get interrupted by some lousy passerby who asks her what she's doing in a bush.

Not that that has happened before, or anything.

[toasty-coconut]

Pokemon Accent Challenge (Send 5 "voice" and I'll do it)

So that voice meme is going around, so I thought I’d make one of my own! Pokemon is a fandom with a lot of different pronunciations going on, and I’m curious to see how some people say certain things! Along with a little bit of fun ;D

Pronounce the following regions: Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos

Pronounce the following pokemon: Rattata, Gyarados, Croconaw, Misdreavus, Raikou, Aron, Numel, Cradily, Regice, Rayquaza, Grotle, Happiny, Drapion, Gallade, Dialga, Arceus, Tepig, Oshawott, Conkeldurr, Krokorok, Cinccino, Hydreigon, Flabébé, Dedenne, Yveltal

Pronounce the names of the follow characters: Winona, Roark, Cilan, Clemont, Lysandre, Ghetsis

Pronounce the following places: Cianwood City, Ecruteak City, Sootopolis City, Solaceon Town, Canalove City, Nimbasa City, Anistar City

What is your favorite pokemon?

What is your favorite legendary pokemon?

Who is your favorite pokemon protagonist?

What do you enjoy most about Pokemon?

Say 3 sentences about any pokemon of your choice.

Read a random pokedex entry out loud.

Anything else you’d like to add about Pokemon!

[rpmememaker]

Our characters are in a dating game and they are a love interest for each other.

Send ❤ for our muse’s Good End. Send ✚ for our muse’s Bad End.

[blancnoirthief]

"Today's mission was a success!"

You'll never guess how many wallets she stole today. You'll never guess.

[4nimalparty]

Multnomah Falls, OR (by chloemonson)

[blancnoirthief]

((i feel really shitty right now tbh and i don't know why.))

[blancnoirthief]

✚ (*shot* also I just realized I haven't been following oops I thought I had)

((It’s okay friendo lmao))The thief was simply making food when the seagull came home. Colette turned to look at her tiny seagull girlfriend, smiling. “Welcome home~! I just got done making some creme puffs~ Would you like one?” Knowing the Memoca, she wouldn’t say no.

The thief laid out a small plate with a few creme puffs on it, along with a small cup of chamomile tea. She smiled wider as the bird would start to eat. Even wider when she started to cough and sputter. 

The thief watched in glee as the bird would choke, her wings reaching for her throat. That hadn’t been powdered sugar on the creme puffs. It was poison. Eventually, the bird would sit slumped over in the chair. It simply looked as though she was sleeping.

The perfect crime.