Alive

Child of the Early 90's. Mah Sh**: Equality, anime, animals, friends, living, video games, food, laughing. I'm a work in progress, as we all are.

[lunebrew]

sighs wistfully and forlornly and woefully and

[ainawgsd]

Redid my mini pumpkins from last year, except this time I have a lovely metallic plum polish for the outlines instead of brown. I feel like I'll be coming back to this design every year, I just adore it!

[dduane]

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

[liliacfaerie]

your life should not be a museum

[blandoneddd]

Still an #overwatch fiend #gaming

[blandoneddd]

#skyrim #videogames #lolol

[aquaristlifeforme]

Zoos prevent extinction. This is why I support zoos. This is why the world should support zoos.

Meme credit goes to the zookeepers at www.facebook.com/ZoosSavingSpecies @zoossavingspecies

[anabantoidstozooanthids-deactiv]

Good zoos save species!!!

[weirdunicorn]

This is the kind of thing I tell people when they go off on me being anti-captivity towards marine amusement parks. Zoos and “amusement” parks are totally different things.

Zoos help animals by having breeding programs like those mentioned above, marine parks harm animals by treating them like circus animals and forcing them to do tricks under incredibly stressful conditions and breeding for profit not for saving the species.

Know the difference.

[blandoneddd]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[topoverwatch-blog]

SPICY

[topoverwatch-blog]

SPICY

[jimmyfungus]

[freenixon8-deactivated20170811]

julius caesar told the town crier to sub-speak about this it’s a historical fact

[ieyekandii]

[ithelpstodream]

[nailpornography]

Gemstones

[devildaisies]

im art blocking so hard

have half a piece of sushi

[devildaisies]

hey guys…. it’s me….. goku sushi

[devildaisies]

im glad that out of all the art ive been painstakingly cranking out on a daily basis this month, this is what you people decided to reblog

[relative-pronoun]

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

Satan confirmed feminist 

[bewbin]

Choose a pill

Red pill: the ability to read anybodies mind and control their thoughts at will

Blue pill: tastes like raspberry