[Lucky Strike Double Click filtered cigarettes]
Cigarette prices in Taipei have been raised from 75NT to 100NT. This is official bullshit. I mean, look at those numbers! What is that- a 25% increase? is that how do percentages work? that can’t be right. if you have 75 cents, that’s three quarters so increasing that by another quarter (which is 15 minutes of an hour??)… So maybe 30%? 33.3forever percent? Regardless, as an Americano, i feel it is my right, nay, GOD GIVEN DUTY, to hit internet bricks and bitch to the abyss
“Remember way back in the 90s, if you ate a shitty sandwich, you just had to shut the fuck up about it? Now it’s like, ‘Oh they forgot my pickles? Imma put this place out of business.’“ -Brian Simpson
oh god. speak on it my nigga, but can i rewind back to the tale of two sandwiches? in one week i consumed the best of sandwiches and the goddamn WORST of sandwiches. First of all, I fucked up and broke my own rule of eating in the R.O.C. : If you can’t see the food first, have someone choose for you.
So I guess I was feeling a little adventurous, decided to play dice at this joint i had been to before for fruit smoothies. Its breakfast, Im starved Im stressed, there’s wifi here… I’ll take the “Fruit Sandwich”. That sounds so (possibly) delightful! I mean, if I were to ask you, what do you think is in a Fruit Sandwich, what do you think of? Strawberries? Bananas? Blueberries? The classics, right? Maybe they get “exotic” and throw in a mango? There’s only so many fruits that can texturally support the sandwich structure.
I could give you a thousand tries a day, and you wouldn’t guess in seven years what was in this stupid fruiting sandwich.
FIRST OF ALL. ok no first of all, i can’t write that long, and I already used first of all earlier. Here is imagery of the double-decker of misery instead.
KIWI and MOST QUESTIONABLE OF ALL FRUITS and NOT A FRUITS. Also, two condiments that are the exact same color is psycho shit.
Now let’s examine the very poorly named ‘Curry Sandwich’ from MOS Burger.
[”CURRY FAVOR”-ite SANDWICH]