Prepare to Scream to at the Void

Leigh / 27 / they/he now found @rolliecheollie or @blanket_captain on twt

[blanketprince-leigh]

logging back into this account like im dusting off an old relic

[dragongirltitties]

player: what if (exact prediction of gm’s plan)

gm: 

[radnewworld]

Let me tell you a tale…

Once upon a time, I was running a DnD game for some friends. The player characters were checking out reports that a local town had been having trouble with monsters. They’re informed that it was true, a few years ago, but a copper dragon set up a lair in the mountains and chased all the awful creatures out. A dragon slayer showed up shortly thereafter and neither dragon nor slayer were heard from again. Players are disappointed at first, but then quickly perk up when some other plot threads become apparent.

A few sessions later, the place they were staying burned down (their fault), forcing them to check out the more expensive tavern in town. There, they meet Allie Cohol, a half-elf woman with red hair that owned and ran the tavern. She was cheerfully greedy, but still helpful and always ready with a cheesey joke… And after only the third joke, one of the players, Bill, froze and locked eyes with me. “You fucker. She’s the copper dragon,” Bill says.

That reveal was supposed to be a big thing later, so I’m kinda on the spot. Fortunately, another player, Fran, pipes up and says, “nah, that’s stupid. The dragon in the mountain is a red herring. We’re here for the cultists.” The cultists were in the sewer and the PCs were actually working for the cleric Big Bad without them knowing.

“No, listen,” Bill continued. “Red hair. Greedy. Bad jokes… Her name is Allie Cohol.”

Everyone around the table gives him a fairly blank look, but I’m sweating bullets. Threads that I had spun oh so carefully were half a heartbeat away from unraveling. Bill is getting this real wild look in his eyes and pounds a fist against the table. “Allie Cohol. HER NAME IS ALCOHOL.”

Fran then slowly pans over and looks me dead in the eyes. “The deadly joke ability. She’s a goddamn dragon.”

[dragongirltitties]

this is beautiful

[dekoi2501post]

[stimman3000]

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

[stimman3000]

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

[ciceroi-nightingale]

I eat the powder straight from the pack

[jammdeluxe]

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you drop anything in the bathroom

[pizzaotter]

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

the screenshot of you and your friends discord chat isn’t funny to the rest of us

[hotvampireadjacent]

sorry for having friends op

[sarahculture]

Tips on Drawing Hands Tutorial

Hope this is helpful!

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[popgoesthewiener]

@toddnjordbremer

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

People you don’t understand this show was complete anarchy

[wet-monsoon]

DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ask-me-about-loom]

I remember when Chris Hardwick (Otis’ VA) was on Rob Paulsen’s (Peck’s VA) podcast and he told a story about how sometime after the cast found out the show was getting cancelled, they started goofing off in the recording booth and singing an improvised song called “Dick Tits”. When someone from the network happened to walk in, the show’s director responded, “What are you going to do, cancel us some more?”

[throwbackblr]

[neyruto]

imagine having no friends and then the most popular boy in school begrudgingly befriends you so you fall in love with him but then wants to join a gang and you have to spend like four years getting him back. That’s the plot of naruto.

[kendallroynsfw]

everyone mocked guillermo for making a movie about a fish romance and he just won best director for it like……. he really did that…… “monsters are the patron saints of our blissful imperfection”…… he is the true hero of 2018 i am so proud

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

Wasn’t that movie funded with Weinstein’s dirty money?

[kendallroynsfw]

no and guillermo openly hates weinstein so please don’t spread misinformation like this around. to quote the man himself (re: working with weinstein on mimic in the 90’s):

[defydamage]

How fucking dare you try to openly slander Guillermo del Toro.

[exeggcute]

[gunzonyatmblr]

nah this scene always made me mad lmao

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

I’m still dead that this 45 second scene was made into like 5 different memes

[parrot-grass-deactivated2019012]

[weloveshortvideos]

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

I’m happy for her

[setheverman]

what’s the mood… for april?

[mioko-san]

artist: 이짜님

[softlenaluthor]

[thegunlady]

#every year he doesnt have an emmy is a sham