Thigh enthusiast™

Yooo, I'm Alex! I'm a Jungkook loving piece of trash into anime, trashy idols, and roleplaying. <3 Have fun hanging around here, and feel free to message me if you need anything! (◠‿◠✿) I play LLSIF and Shining Live, so hmu to exchange friend IDs. Wallpaper edit by Kotori420, who makes fantastic af wallpapers for Love Live!

[zagreus]

there’s only one good absurd threat that’s ever been posted on Twitter Dot Com but it is (as the kids say)a real doozy

[zagreus]

[nakamotens]

jeno :: boom vertical video

[inksteaks]

all right I guess tumblr ate this post because it can’t handle the truth or something, so here it is again

[lesbianfreyja]

being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

[gungan-gundam]

being around gay people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m straight” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

[madeofmoons]

oh no, we talk about straight people all the time, and “because they’re straight” is used very frequently to explain their many flaws

[wayward-admiral]

[ultra-despair-deactivated202106]

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

[beynotce]

[thoughts-ofawriter]

Write while tired, they said.

It will help your productivity, they said.

[readingbooksinisrael]

[image description: a screenshot of a writing document with two words: Her feetsteps]

[valtsv]

[REDACTED]? aw man

so we back in ███████

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[musclemancer87]

[skitchthewolf]

Tumblr is advertising arson to me, apparently

[knifefightscene]

people don’t make action movies for fun anymore they make it to beat Avatar at the box office and it shows

[noseboopme]

Endgame was brilliant screw you

[knifefightscene]

[pukicho]

Humans are all like “I don’t like objects or things” and then someone else is like “I’m going to kill you for that one” 

[smellslikemysadness]

Are you human

[pukicho]

What’s it to you?

[transhinsou-deactivated20181204]

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is uncomfortably accurate

[duskyhuedladysatan]

i feel so called out rn

[a-bowl-of-cheese]

[ama-personal]

Kindergarten through 2nd grade were truly the best years of my life

I miss pattern blocks like god damn

[ama-personal]

Let me fuck around with these for 40 minutes and then tell me to go lie down. That was the life I tells ya

[hostilemuppet]

they say depressed people arent productive well i just doubled the size of my minecraft farm so hows this dick taste fuckers

[hostilemuppet]

my favourite part of this post is everyone telling me their depression game in the tags