The Biggest, Most Blasian Dork

Because My Mom Thought That Rice And Fried Chicken Were A Good Combination

[pie-bean]

[everythingfox]

I will cast a spell to make you have a good day

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It is done

[everythingfox]

[hausofbhd]

[sickthot]

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

[britneyjustin]

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

[fieldbears]

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise

[the-void-dragons]

As a kid: damn is something wrong with her?

As an adult: damn what is wrong us

[schneidery]

the struggles of being 5′9″ in a 6″+ world

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[glass-gears-deactivated20250123]

The only “Not All Men” post I’ll reblog.

[neondragonfly]

[glowingforrest]

my relationship with zodiac sign related stuff

[sneakyfeets]

reasons gay millennials have court weddings

1) saves money

2) if I stand up there at an altar with my wife as she recites her vows and says very nice things about me and finishes it off with how much she’ll love me forever my monkey brain will activate and I will not be able to stop my mouth from saying “that’s gay”

[flamingbluepanda]

@victorian-sexstache babe, I know you reblogged this so people on the internet find you funny, but if we get up on that alter and you say “that’s gay” at any point during our wedding I will walk away and we’ll have to do the whole thing again

[renthebarbarian]

Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t marry you a million times.

[nyctosaurid]

hypothetical screencap of a survival horror game that was designed by and for chickens

[so-macho]

The mindfuck moment when you can split a cube into thirds

[supergameboytwo-deactivated2016]

okay but

[hashtagloveloses]

REMEMBER!

[otherwindow]

[ommanyte]

[meatmobile]

wrong, detective pikachu looks great

[aromaseraphy-lavender]

Even if it’s “uncanny” it’s at least still true to Pikachu’s original design. Make it a silhouette and no one will argue that’s a Pikachu.

Sonic not so much…

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

love putlocker.. dont care that theyre using my cpus processing power to mine cryptocurrency at least i can watch a shitty show i barely want to watch w no effort & no ads

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]