Farewell, all my dear fans the world over.

It ain't fish, it's Au de Seduction. (Raven RP blog affiliated with Tales of Idiots. Will rp with anyone. OCs, multi-fandom, multi-ship friendly.)

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He snorts, unable to keep a straight face any longer. “Okay well, don’t say I never offered.”

“I don’t know if I should be concerned or not.”

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“Well, that sounds like a personal problem. Maybe it’s not romance you’re looking for.” He trails a finger down Raven’s chest, stopping at his stomach. He’s using that voice - the one Raven always hears right before he is either left completely satisfied or regretting everything.

“Maybe you want to be punished.”

“N-no, thanks, Yuri.” He swats at the other man’s hand, but it’s a half-hearted attempt to stop him at best. “Even I know my limits.”

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“Yep, that’s me. Yuri Lowell - master of love and all things romantic. Have I seduced you yet, old man?”

“Unfortunately.”

“I guess I’m a glutton for punishment.”

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"I love you." He keeps his hands tucked into his sleeves, trying to look casual despite the red creeping into his cheeks. (blastiaheart ;D )

He stops, mid chew, considering the man across the table. Then, ever the romantic and eloquent lover, he says, “Okay.”

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“O-okay?”

He stares at Yuri, any sign of embarrassment disappearing. “Okay? That’s all ya got?”

[tank-top-lover-blog]

“Uhm.” Okay, so that probably hadn’t been the BEST response. But he didn’t really think before it came out of his mouth, and there really was no taking it back now so…

“Yep. Okay. Sounds good.”

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He stares for a moment longer, before laughing. That response was very Yuri-like, and honestly, he isn’t sure what he was so surprised. 

“Yuri Lowell, master of romance, strikes again. My, ya got a way with words, young man.”

[tank-top-lover-blog]

"I love you." He keeps his hands tucked into his sleeves, trying to look casual despite the red creeping into his cheeks. (blastiaheart ;D )

He stops, mid chew, considering the man across the table. Then, ever the romantic and eloquent lover, he says, “Okay.”

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“O-okay?”

He stares at Yuri, any sign of embarrassment disappearing. “Okay? That’s all ya got?”

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@dedicatedparamedic

She glances at where the monster had been moments before. He didn’t have to finish his sentence. It had been close, she wouldn’t have survived, she was sure of it. Raven hadn’t even hesitated… She quickly turned her attention back to Raven though. She couldn’t let herself get distracted by what could’ve been. She had to save the man in front of her.

She offers him a fragile smile, trying to stay positive for him. “You need to stop talking. I’m almost done, you’re going to be okay.” It wasn’t looking good, but she knew she could do it. If anyone could save him, it’d be her. “Just relax. Let me save you, like you saved me.”

“Ya know how much I like tah talk,” he chuckles, but it ends in a wet cough, and boy, maybe the Princess was right. He should probably stop talking. 

He returns her smile. “Just glad...yer okay...” He wouldn’t have been able to stand himself if she had gotten hurt, especially if he had the opportunity to save her and he just didn’t take it. 

He just hoped she was right, because right now he was starting to feel like he wasn’t going to be okay.

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@dedicatedparamedic​

“Don’t talk like that!” She scolds.

“You can’t just give up. Just give me a little longer - I can save you!” She presses harder, summoning more magic. He wasn’t going to go down like this - she wouldn’t let him. She was going to save her friend.

He coughs again, his voice cracking, and he realizes that maybe this isn’t the best time to be trying to joke around. 

“Yer not hurt, are ya?” He tries to turn his head to look at Estelle as she tries to heal his wounds. “That monster was gonna...” he trails off. Estelle was perfectly aware of what happened, and talking was wearing him out. It was getting hard to breathe. 

[dedicatedparamedic-blog]

☤- One of our muse’s is hurt. (blastiaheart)

She kneels down next to her knight, her hands covering the wound in his stomach as she tries to heal him.

“Raven! I’m here! You’re safe!” She calls to him, the magic swelling in her hands. “Just stay with me.”

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He coughs, his head falling to the side as the warmth of Estelle’s magic washed over him. He couldn’t really feel anything else at this point, his body was kind of numb, and he was pretty sure that wasn’t a good thing. Or maybe it was. He hated being in pain. 

“It’s too late for me, Princess,” he groans, having mild difficulty speaking. He tries to keep a joking tone to his voice--he didn’t want her to worry about him after all. 

[toxixpumpkin]

Ridiculous Sentence Prompts

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“Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”

“I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 

“Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”

“Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”

“The skirt is short on purpose.”

“I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”

“So why did I have to punch that guy?”

“I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”

“I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”

“Please stop petting the test subjects. ”

“That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”

“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 

“So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”

“Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”

“I’m like 75% sure this won’t explode on us.”

“You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”

“I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”

“I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”

[justgivemeabloodydrink]

Hit Me With Your Best Kiss.

Blow me away. Give my muse a kiss that will make their knees melt, or a kiss that has them gasping for breath. Give my muse a kiss that makes them want more.

[lieutenantatomais]

リク絵3（ダミュ学ラン+ヴェ学ユーリ）

[tank-top-lover-blog]

He smiles, before resting his hands on Raven’s shoulders, moving into his lap. He straddles him, before taking his face in his hands and kissing him, hoping that’s a good enough answer for the old man.

When he pulls back, his eyes are half closed, and his fingers are creeping into his hair, brushing back that impossible mess. “Yeah, I think I’ll stay.” He clarifies, just in case.

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He returns Yuri's kiss, sighing quietly against his lips, and he grins like an idiot when he pulls back. The lightheaded feeling only increases when Yuri confirms that he'll stay and he peppers his jaw with light kisses. 

"Good--That's...I'm glad."

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"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here." [tank-top-lover]

He watches silently from the bed, enjoying the view, as Yuri gets dressed. He tries not to let his disappointment show on his face—keep it apathetic, unattached. Of course Yuri would leave…Why wouldn’t he? it’s not like they had a serious relationship anyway. 

"You…you could stay, you know?" He tries not to sound too hopeful. He wasn’t holding his breath anyway. He doesn’t even bother with his accent. It was just the two of them here—the only time he felt comfortable enough to be himself.

[tank-top-lover-blog]

His eyes drift from Raven’s, down to his chest. His fingers follow, stopping only to rest against his blastia. He knows from their time together last night that he couldn’t stand for Yuri to touch it, but it didn’t bother Yuri like it bothered Raven. If anything, he was grateful for the damn thing - he just wished Raven didn’t need it, and not that Raven just didn’t want it.

He knew why Raven didn’t want it, and the thought makes his chest tight, anxiety evident in his eyes.

"I don’t regret anything." He says, looking back up, meeting Raven’s gaze. Yuri is a pretty straight forward man, but he hopes the other catches his double meaning. 

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He flinches as Yuri puts his hand on his blastia, fighting the strong urge to pull away. He knew he had no reason to be so self-conscious about it, Yuri had given him plenty of proof that he wasn't disgusted by it. But that didn't change the fact that he was, and he had to live with the damn thing. 

He forces himself to look at Yuri, feeling lightheaded as he does, and he licks his lips. "So, you'll stay?" He tried to keep the desperation from leaking into his voice, but he's sure it didn't work. 

[tank-top-lover-blog]

"Not long enough if you can’t even appreciate a good joke. It’s a good thing I don’t love you for your sense of humor."

[blastiaheart-archive]

"I guess it's a good thing I don't love ya for yours, either."

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Stares at dat ass

DAT ASS

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"Hey! That’s not yours anymore!"

[blastiaheart-archive]

"It's not yours either, kiddo."

[notthemaskofbarona-blog]

Stares at dat ass

DAT ASS

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[blastiaheart-archive]

Dat ass

[tank-top-lover-blog]

"Wooooow. Next time you complain about being old, I’m just going to laugh because you are literally five.”

[blastiaheart-archive]

"I guess I've been spendin' too much time with you."