made with real carrots

This blog sucks. dont follow me.

[blasturbater5000-blog]

After over 7 years i finally have to lay this account to rest. I had to reset my password and cant get into my email account. I guess ill get started on remaking.

[aurora-b]

[blasturbater5000-blog]

🍊🍊🍊

[thekwikemart]

[deadlinejon]

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

[deadlinejon]

[hyperchaotix]

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

[pancakeke]

I fixed it

[dinuguan]

Go sharty, it’s your squirt day

[dinuguan]

We’re gonna shitty farty like it’s your squirt day

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

[blasturbater5000-blog]

It gets worse before its all over

[god-body]

[blasturbater5000-blog]

Im wit ya boy @mike_stanceworks

[blasturbater5000-blog]

Being able to hangout with real people and real friends is super rad until you start thinking of all your close friends that have died from accidents/drugs/disease and all you can hope for is that everyone gets home safe. I try not to let it bother me but sometimes its really hard.

[blasturbater5000-blog]

Its the weekend right?

[blasturbater5000-blog]

#no40s

[globegander]

That one time Slade thought Clark Kent was Bruce Wayne and slipped him a Neurotoxin Mickey only to get his ass kicked anyway.

This comic is great!

[Superman: American Alien #3]

[iamdissonance]

Best.

[freakyguts-deactivated20171004]

AMAZING LMAO

[kiolbart]

“Ta-dah! Sard borken.”

Fav comic panel in the history of comic panels.

[ayellowbirds]

Deathstroke’s Most Confusing Day.

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[blasturbater5000-blog]

My life is 100% better now than it was 2 years ago and im happy i get to share it with this incredible being.

[blasturbater5000-blog]

Wont be quitting my day job anytime soon.