paleontologist  //  blatherskite . 

[partiallystcrs]

anyway i’m here now ! 

[peachsmemes]

ANIMAL  CROSSING :  NEW  HORIZONS  PROMPTS.

“ paint  is  not  a  snack ! ”

“ then  again ,  i  guess i’m  just  as  happy  staying  in  on  a  rainy  day  too … ”

“ keep  getting  stronger !  i’ll  be  cheering  for  you ! ”

“ make  like  a  tree ,  and  drop  a  wasp  nest  on  my  face. ”

“ the  best  flavor  of  ice  cream  is …  all  of  them !  they’re  all  the  best ! ”

“ i  just  heard  a  rumor  going  around.  really  none  of  my  business. ”

“ that  cloud  looks  like  a  sandwich ! ”

“ i’m  gonna  fool  so  many  fish ! ”

“ thanks  for  stopping  by  to  say  hi ! ”

“ ( name ) ?  do  you  ever  feel  like  crying ? ”

“ i  fear  i  might  die  just  thinking  about  it. ”

“ but  you  can’t  run  away  from  your  troubles ! ”

“ leave  me  alone ?  please ?  thank  you ? ”

“ yikes …  i  can’t  stop  yawning  today. ”

“ what’s  it  like  being  so  cool  and  self - assured ? ”

“ you  deserve  nice  things. ”

“ did  you  know  that  no  one  can  hear  me  scream  from  my  basement ? ”

“ it  was  kind  of  painful. ”

“ i  don’t  mean  to  brag ,  but  isn’t  my  room  kind  of  fabulous ? ”

“ yo !  it’s  friday ! ”

“ what  a  coinkydink ,  running  into  you  here ! ”

“ hang  on.  i  think  i’m  having  a  moment  of  clarity. ”

“ even  though  i  tried  to  do  the  right  thing ,  i  only  managed  to  mess  things  up  even  worse … ”

[blathcrs]

hi ! a small inactivity notice !

[blathcrs]

people who wait until blathers is awake to donate , how does it feel to be god’s favorite  ?

[blathcrs]

hello everyone !    just recently got my new laptop , so i’m back ,, sorry about the inactivity !!  mutuals , please feel free to like this post for a starter ! 

[blathcrs]

hello !!    like for a starter ! 

[blathcrs]

vagasbonds​.

❛ e - excuse me , sir ? i think there’s a typo in one of the fossil exhibits … it says ‘ lightsaber tooth tiger  ‘ . and while i think a saber tooth tiger with lightsabers for FANGS would be neat , i don’t think it’s historically correct . ❜

&& . @partiallystcrs​ / starter call ( #001 ) .

abruptly the owl stops in his tracks ,  head tilting until completely sideways. there’s a hoo ?  of confusion ,  & feathers ruffle uncomfortably at the idea that someone’s VANDALIZED the plaques.     ❛     lightsaber ?  wot ?  no no ,  you’re quite right ,  dear.  that is definitely not what should be inscribed !     ❜     head shakes at the very thought !   & now he’s tucked a wing over the duckling ,  they’ll walk together to investigate this inaccuracy.

❛     tut , tut .  not only historically incorrect , but imagine !  the beast chomping down on a meal .  no no ,  a lightsaber tooth would be DANGEROUS for all involved , prehistoric tiger included ,  don’t you think ?     ❜

[persephonememes]

sentence prompts ➝  poetry starters

‘  life— the thing that happens to us.  ’

‘  you owe no one your forgiveness.  ’

‘  how’s that for a happily ever after?  ’

‘  silence has always been my loudest scream.  ’

‘  when I die, do not waste a minute mouring me.  ’

‘  “no” is short for “fuck off.”  ’

‘  you shine brighter than all the starlight there has ever been or ever will be.  ’

‘  i bet you regret making an enemy out of me.  ’

‘  we cannot control what we remember  ’

‘  i don’t even believe in people.  ’

‘  it takes courage to grow up and become who you really are  ’

‘  i am a world of uncertainties disguised as a girl.  ’

‘  whatever it is that stirs your soul, listen to that. everything else is just noise.  ’

‘  i like the disaster of the night sky, stars spilling this way and that as if  they were upturned from a glass.  ’

‘  resist much, obey little.  ’

‘  be patient and tough; one day this pain will be useful to you.  ’

‘  i am a dreamer with empty hands and I like the chill.  ’

‘  i deserved someone who was willing to stay  ’

‘  you’re everywhere except right here and it hurts  ’

‘  time doesn’t obey our commands  ’

‘  girls like her were born in a storm.  ’

‘  only the brave and the broken are kind in this world.  ’

‘  people aren’t born sad; we make them that way.  ’

‘  some people are born with tornados in their lives  ’

‘  there is nothing scarier in their minds than a girl who knows the power of her flames.  ’

‘  tell them to be proud of every bit of themselves—  ’

‘  some are made of witchcraft and wolf and a little bit of vice.  ’

‘  these scars have never diminished your worth, they are the stories that make you whole.  ’

‘  and you say you are broken, but broken mirrors like you create the most beautiful patterns of light.  ’

‘  but what could you possibly see in her?  ’

‘  everything, I see everything in her, because the stardust that makes her is the same stardust that makes me.  ’

‘  did you really think she was a tender flower you could trample upon, and damage her very soul?  ’

‘  you clutter my mind  ’

‘  i close my eyes and see infinite galaxies  ’

‘  i long for a life i have control of  ’

‘  and all i have now are memories that feel like dreams  ’

‘  don’t be afraid of getting hurt  ’

‘  you have to fight to be alright  ’

[blathcrs]

              ✗  @islecrossed said : “ who do i need to fight ? ” [Celeste u-u]

poor little owl .     talons tap anxiously against the ground , each little click on the tile echoing through the halls .  he’d like to say this is due to a person ,  so that she could fight them for him .   (  actually ,   he wouldn’t want her to fight anyone .  )  oh the thought leads to even more anxious toe - tapping , & his wings move quickly to bury his face.

❛     n - no need to FIGHT anyone -     ❜     now that his feet have grounded , whole body trembles in place. this kind of fear can only come from one thing -     ❛     i - i - it’s on the door !     ❜     ah yes . the culprit.  the dastardly devil ,      HARBINGER OF HORRORS .           

                                                                                                                                   a cricket .

[blackcatrph]

** things i’ve said as resident mom friend **

“ everyone needs someone. ”

“ you need to drink more. and no, i don’t mean more alcohol. ”

“ please let me know when you get home. ”

“ i can’t believe you didn’t listen to me! ”

“ i would say i told you so, but i think the sentiment might be lost on you. ”

“ i’m so proud of you. ”

 “ have you eaten today ? ” 

“ it’s okay, i’m here. ”

“ you had me so worried ! ”

“ who do i need to fight ? ”

“ i’ll make this better, just tell me how. ”

“ you probably shouldn’t try climbing that. ”

“ you’re okay. you’re safe. i’ve got you. ”

“ which hospital are you at ? ”

“ hey, hey calm down. it’s just a scratch. ”

“ go the fuck to sleep. ”

“ it’s three in the morning, why aren’t you in bed ? ”

“ maybe a shower would make you feel better ? ”

“ listen, i know you’re scared, but if you don’t do it you’ll only regret it later. ”

“ don’t force yourself. ”

“ crying doesn’t make you weak. ”

“ you look beautiful. don’t ever doubt that. ”

“ you don’t need to worry about me. ”

“ do you really think that’s a good idea ? ”

“ do i even want to know ? ”

“ what did you do now ? ”

“ i love you. ”

[blathcrs]

blathers should take art made by flick , pass it on !!

[pterygoidwalk]

anyhoot…

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send 💬  for me to make you a starter with a random line of dialogue from this generator.

[blathcrs]

first of all i think it’s horrendous that one can’t simply fill the museum with sculptures done by flick , especially since SOMEBODY never came back. 

secondly , like for a starter . 

[blathcrs]

                                         ✑  @withpromise​

❛     pardon me for saying , but you look a little lost .  is there a specific exhibit you’re looking for ?  never fear !  we’ll find it in no time !     ❜  tail feathers wiggle happily behind him , delighted at the idea of a brief tour. it matches the wide smile stretched ‘cross beak ,  ❛     you see , our lovely museum is divided into two galleries & an aquarium !  so are you looking for fossils , fish or insects ?     ❜

[meanderingmayor]

reblog if you’re an active animal crossing roleplay blog!

(ooc; I wanna follow ya’ll! And maybe rp sometime if you wanna… jk… unless.?)

[blathcrs]

                                                    ✑ @mailedin​  

hoo ! beak opens in a sleepy yawn, as the last bits of sunlight drag slowly down the walls. little brown owl shakes his feathers as if to shake off the sleep from bones. the sun slowly dips ‘neath the windows, coating the museum walls in a lovely orange hue. feathers smooth into place , &  he admires the shadows cast by such a sunset ,  especially the longer ones . . .

oh !  it occurs to him that he isn’t alone !   ❛     dear me,     ❜  mutter mutter mutter ,  ❛     i hope you haven’t been waiting terribly long...     ❜  left wing rises to sheepishly rub the back of his head.  ❛     how may i help you  ?     ❜