lonelytaumoeba

genius. fanfic author. editor. philantrophist. PHM brain rotting since March 2026 she/her/millennial/🇪🇺/INFP/probably demisexual you can call me LT :)

[lonelytaumoeba]

@deervsheadlights wanted a corny Frank Sinatra edit. I hope it's corny enough.

[drivinmeinsane]

Dating Ryland Grace headcanons (Ryland Grace x Reader)

• He leaves you for Rocky

[lonelytaumoeba]

Go get him, tiger!

Actually. The only /Reader I'd read would be of me helping these two idiots get together (you know, because they're idiots.)

(Probably still wouldn't read, don't get me started on 2nd person narration.)

Does is it still count as slash if I make them let me watch afterwards?

[xxthedeadgodxx]

Grace: Rocky! We need to breed—

Rocky: Finally Grace ask, good good good! Rocky have many idea! Grace get on bed now, dema—

Grace: —astrophage! We need to breed more astrophage! …What did you think I talking about, Rock?

Rocky: *shoving away a xenonite bag with all his “ideas” in it* Nothing :( Grace Rocky breed astrophage :(

[bugliest]

when grace and rocky first meet in the novel grace floats the idea that he might've been chatting with a few different eridians and then was like "no way. i know rocky i know he has a little irregular craggy bit on one of his fingers it's definitely the same guy." i thought that was a very cute thing to notice...

[bellabolgerart]

“I’ll believe in anything, you’ll believe in anything”

[merrymorningofmay]

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

[poetrylesbian]

[poetrylesbian]

[terpsikeraunos]

Women have consistently earned a larger share of humanities degrees than men, but the humanities constitute a diminishing proportion of the

Women currently earn the majority of advanced degrees in the humanities. This has been the case at the master’s degree level since 1970 and

sources for gender distribution of classics degrees

[fruitcakebro]

Yk Rocky probably technically sees Grace naked even when he's clothed...

Grace tries to do a dramatic strip-tease, and Rocky just. Sees almost nothing different.

[prof-grace-aspen]

Rocky's lines near the end of the movie murder me every time.

Rocky: "Fuel tank fix okay, question?"

Grace: "Oh! Yeah yeah, they're working great."

Rocky, literally dying inside: "Oh good. Happy happy happy."

☝️the saddest fucking "happy" you've ever heard in your life

That rock is lying

[icarusredwings]

Do you think the other eridians scoff at rocky trying to say that Grace is actually older because on his planet their lives are short the same way we scoff at anime bros try saying the child looking lady is actually 500?

Rocky is fighting for his life.

"Guys I swear!! He's already considered elderly in his culture!"

"Uh huh. SURE"

[eddiewritesthings]

Aroace Grace? yes fine cool but have you considered Grace thinking he's aroace until he realizes sentient rock from space is an Option and now he's got Thing To Think About

[asteronomical]

have we considered a gracerocky scenario wherein grace sometimes presses his lips to the top of rocky's carapace, through the xenonite suit, and stays there until his lips are a little swollen from the heat. and he thinks: this is just like what would happen when you make out with someone.

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

[uncleauntiefeli]

Stratt sending Grace to space: Should I worry about him becoming an Alien-Monster fucker?

Stratt: Nah. It's probably fine.

[monsterheart-lionheart]

Btw. Here is the English translation of the portion of Gracias A La Vida chosen to play over this scene. So.

[edgebug]

don't worry, that lil guy will keep trying until he gets it right

insp!!! :)

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

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