lonelytaumoeba

genius. fanfic author. editor. philantrophist. PHM brain rotting since March 2026 she/her/millennial/European/probably demisexual/INFP you can call me LT :)

[lonelytaumoeba]

<3

[bugliest]

after parting ways with rocky for the first time grace definitely holed himself up in the don’t go crazy room and played iris by the goo goo dolls loud enough to kill

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

[lonelytaumoeba]

I mean, both. We can have both.

[birdbyrne]

i love that Stratt canonically orders people to clap for Grace when he does something good. and it happens multiple times

[rias-favorites]

a good leader knows how to motivate their people and you can say many things about stratt but she is a fantastic leader (or project manager for that matter lol)

[lonelytaumoeba]

She even bought hats for them! I never got a free hat at my job. Not even for saving lives!

[nightshine72]

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

[elleldoe]

when I comment on a fellow writer's fic and they, in turn, comment on one of mine

[lonelytaumoeba]

It's a bond like no other

[lonelytaumoeba]

Why is this fandom so wholesome? I mean, I don't know much about fandoms. I like things for a few days or two weeks max. (not in this case, I'm afraid)

But seriously, everyone is just nice and supportive and creative, inspiring each other and helping each other out, there are no ship wars (or did I miss them?)...

As a bonus, very low chance to find an anti-vaxxer or some conspiracy theorist in this here crowd. (I won't say zero, though, because life works in mysterious ways.)

But what are we gonna do when it all dies down? (may it never die down)

[guelwaar]

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

[lonelytaumoeba]

I think this descibes your typical tumblr user to a tee.

[lonelytaumoeba]

I know what to do when life gives you lemons. What do you do when a patient gives you lemons?

And no, he's not a Sicilian farmer.

I get chocolate from patients sometimes. Or wine. Or flowers. Sometimes a thank you card. Actually, just two cards so far, because most of them give me chocolate instead.

But that's okay because I know what they stand for. That I took time for those patients. I didn't solve all of their problems — doctors rarely do — but I let them talk and I let them be.

Not just those two patients, of course. But unfortunately, I can't build a Jenga tower of empty chocolate boxes on my desk as evidence of my credentials. Especially now that I'm doing my diabetology fellowship.

So, today I got two lemons in a supermarket plastic bag. Normally, I prefer fruits over chocolate because healthy vibes and all, but they still confuse me, and also I'm sorry to say that the guy is a bit creepy and I'm afraid to eat those lemons.

Do I clean my shower with them? Do I leave them on my kitchen table and monitor them longitudinally to see if they even get moldy or if they look exactly the same after two years, thus confirming my theory that they were tampered with?

I'm kinda crashing out here.

Here's proof BTW (next time I'll take a photo of the cards)

[lonelytaumoeba]

@deervsheadlights wanted a corny Frank Sinatra edit. I hope it's corny enough.

[lonelytaumoeba]

[mformarsala]

you have heard of gracerocky reflection / flare mate mark

now get ready for gracerocky reflection / flare wedding band

(@/NanartDoodles on twitter pointed it out!)

(it's around 1:10 mark)

[lonelytaumoeba]

Sometimes I think I'm going through this life blind but thankfully, there are people doing God's work here

[verenakauer]

Grace mentioning to Rocky that he used to watch his ship every evening after they parted ways (and do complex math to figure out when he's going to lose sight of it completely). Grace is. a little bit embarrassed about the whole thing.

Rocky is ecstatic.

"Grace watched Rocky sleep, question? Even though we were apart??"

"...yeah. Yeah, pal, I guess I did."

[lonelytaumoeba]

Crying myself to sleep over this today

[lonelytaumoeba]

[bountyhuntergirl]

phm spoilers!! 🪐 my comfort movie is harming me again 💚

[lonelytaumoeba]

😭

[andthepeople]

what it comes down to is that he really just loves that rock. that's his guy. seven billion people on earth and none of them were his guy and you know what??? he's in luck because he got shot into space and his guy just happened to be in space also. sometimes life is just beautiful

[morelikeariverthanarocky]

I do genuinely think Andy Weir tried to make an alien no one would want to fuck and I think everyone has done such a great job turning around and giving him the middle finger. I really hope he has seen all the creative ways people have found to make it work. Like I know he has to have at least one friend clowing and sending him the alien porn and if he doesn't I just know he's a lurker. Either way, hi Andy! 🫰

[lonelytaumoeba]

Yes, but also, Andy absolutely had to know what he was doing when he left that one line in.

So, no one can blame us. We're innocent.