You Grow Old Beautifully

[kinko-white]

[redditfront]

My phone is a asshole.

[leslieseuffert]

Crystal Liu (b. 1980, Canada) Moon Series

[raptorific]

Extrapolating the progression of Shakespeare’s work from the Elizabethan era to the modern day, I must say that I’m really excited for the 25th century when high schoolers begrudgingly go on field trips to their community theatre to see dry, stuffy, humorless productions of Die Hard and Mean Girls. 

[whateverilikeok-deactivated2023]

Humorless production of mean girls is impossible

[raptorific]

Look, if modern-day theatre companies can make boring, totally serious productions of the play where a guy named Bottom gets turned into a donkey by a fairy for the sake of a play on the word “ass,” they can suck the fun out of Mean Girls. 

[lipsarecopperwire]

Techblr: What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever had to MacGuyver up (or seen someone else make)? 

I just like these stories. 

[lipsarecopperwire]

I guess I should start. Once, while “supervising” a rental space I had a group hang a projector with gaff and tie line (grid was ~25′; I took it down and hung it from a pipe, which I also had to hang). Another was, now that I think of it, that same group, where I had to use about 4 different adapters in a chain to get their equipment into the board. Oh, and Gorilla Glue-ing a shoe back together during pre-show.

[housetohalf]

I gaffed about 6 battery tea lights together and shoved it into a stained-glass star lantern right before it went on when the battery died somewhere between preshow and when Paris brought it on at the end of R&J. I guess it had been left on. Looked a lo better, and we ended up keeping it, but it sucked to tun on and off every night.

[blazethei]

I once put up a curtain on a window with six binder clips and some safety pins.

[farfangled]

Of course Trevor Noah is taking over for Jon Stewart

they had to get another guy with two first names

[blazethei]

THIS WAS MY FIRST REACTION

(Well, after who’s Trevor Noah?)

[stepbaby]

[sweetpeete]

me: *holds doggy* doggy: *is hold*

[robothugscomic]

[theworldinpink]

Me when I’m sick. He literally brings me the cat when I’m sick or sad. 

[blazethei]

Current mood:

Crying because Sorkin.

[texas-chainsaw-mascara]

I’m reclaiming tacky graphic tees for the gay sensibility. Yes, that is a crying Sally Field on the left.

[housetohalf]

I need the Ouiser shirt ASAP.

[blazethei]

BEKA. WHEN SALLY FIELDS CRIES, YOU CRY!

[gldstndrd]

aries: knitted scarves, red lipstick, fairy lights, lemongrass, old books, balloons, minimalism

taurus: mist rising in the sky, wanderlust, architecture, collared shirts, cherry blossoms

gemini: random words in foreign languages, existential quotes, black, succulents

cancer:...

[blazethei]

Why is mine so spot on?

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

[afischinyournet-blog]

For blazethei.

[blazethei]

Yay.

[bled]

[pansoph]

when u find out ur on ur period it’s like Everything tht has happened recently suddenly makes sense like Oh.that’s why. that’s why everything is ugly and i am suffering

[1924us-deactivated20150317]

[aieki-deactivated20111126-deact]

Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.

[drunkwario-deactivated20210407]

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

[airspaniel]

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

[sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain]

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it

[mmmsteak]

Can I have this on a t-shirt?