[memewhore]

[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[gluten-free-pussy]

Do it, buzz

[anarchapella]

Now that’s a facial journey

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Some of my favorites:

[basura-official]

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

[onlyblackgirl]

2017 mood.

[jackironsides]

I think this one is my favourite

[skylorennn]

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

[ginathethundergoddess]

God bless

[julian2006]

do men like…..realize that working out and growing a beard isnt a substitute for a personality

[yamcha]

do women realize that….

[heroxn]

Let’s get drunk at midnight, listen to our favorite songs and kiss so much that our lips burn

(via herztumor)

[lyjerria]

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that

[hheennttaaii]

[evangelworldorder]

Top 5 curve of all time.

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

ask your doctor what the fuck

[howfunnyisthat]

Funniest memes on Earth - howfunnyisthat.tumblr.com

[blazevicc-blog]

wastewastewaste

[weloveshortvideos]

[grgrhy]

this is my favourite vine tbh

[hotgrunkle-deactivated20150811]

ME TOO

[blazevicc-blog]

I can’t stand liars.

[flawlessvevo]

i need an explanation immediately 

[theguilteaparty]

So my mom told me a story...

Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week.

Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him.

So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that’s like… 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself.

That’s approximately 835 loaves of banana bread.

Now

Skip ahead a few years…

and they’re all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad’s bread and their mom comes in, “I don’t think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!”

“What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!”

This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn’t have the heart to tell them that he couldn’t stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret.

My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was.

[theguilteaparty]

I just told my mom this had 1000 notes on it and let me tell you what

She had two responses.

1. Tell them about the mac n cheese

2. Tell me when it hits a million

mOM.

[asunsetdream]

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE MAC N CHEESE

[m777rty-deactivated20200130]

[missmajerle]

What the fuck

[lamourdi]

HER HEAD IS A COMPASS I’M WEAK

[young-elchapo]

[calinatives]

WHO WANT LASAGNA

[qrispykreme]

SHE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS

[accio-salt-blog]

Oh my god I’m dying Her little saunter Why would you even say that to begin with

[fagvomit]

once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering to buy them so I sold them for $3 each and I made almost $500 and then I got sent to the principals office and was told I couldn’t sell them anymore like sorry that I was a natural born entrepreneur

[silenthill]

When I was a freshman in High School our Junior/Senior classes were like 90% stoner kids. When you’re a junior/senior, you can leave the school for lunch if you want, so the majority of the kids would go hot box their cars in an abandoned parking lot a few blocks over during lunch hour. However, since they needed time to air out, they always got back after the kitchen stopped selling lunch, and they, of course, had the mega munchies. I started selling kids homemade baked goods at outrageous prices, but I’m a great baker so nobody complained. I was making 25 bucks for 4 muffins, and 8 dollars a brownie. I made like 2 grand before the school made me stop selling food because it wasn’t a “school official bake sale.” but my regulars would slip me cash + orders in the hallways when we passed each other, and there was nothing in school policy about giving away food, so I would just bring them their snacks the next day. The school couldn’t touch me, I was rolling in dough, and rolling out dough, all freshman year. Find your loopholes, kids.