horrible, flat, and unable to be refrigerated

27 || they/them || ct, usa || queer disaster

[ecdykesone]

gender newtral

[ecdykesone]

[xxxvampbarbiexxx]

This is me btw

[drifting-knightjar]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

THE PERSEID METEOR SHOWER (the best meteor shower) COINCIDES WITH A NEW MOON THIS YEAR (only happens every ~15 years), WHICH MEANS PERFECTLY DARK SKIES!!!!!!!

IT PEAKS ON AUGUST 12TH, START PLANNING YOUR CAMPING TRIPS TO AREAS WITH DARK SKIES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

photo by David Kingham

[nemfrog]

Attraction and Repulsion. Modern views of electricity. 1892.

Internet Archive

[ppeachy-tiger]

Doodle of a capybara :3

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

[devil-with-three-heads]

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

[basil-mage]

Endless cycle

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[luxiomahariel]

scolipede big naturals now on tumblr

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This review for a dog life jacket is sending me

[jackdawwhat]

how I love Boston

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[victusinveritas]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.

Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.

Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.

Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event

Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.

Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.

[creepymutelilbugger]

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

6. Spread conspiracy theories that the Democrats have deliberately sabotaged the pool and arrest whoever pulls out the floating paint chunks as vandals.

[funny-tik-toks]