Puff, puff, pass

Get it right. 

[golddvstfm]

Yeah…that makes sense.

[blazinsammi]

In the twisted weird way......it does. 

[effectrpg]

I’ve already had it so that doesn’t even make sense.

[blazinsammi]

That was awhile ago, asshole.

[effectrpg]

I like how you still try to cover your attraction to me with hostility.

[blazinsammi]

Attraction? Did you hit your head on a rock?

[blazinsammi]

@sammirichards: someone tell Bash he missed out 

[effectrpg]

Why not?

[blazinsammi]

Because you aint ready for this jelly.

[effectrpg]

Feeling’s mutual.

[blazinsammi]

Ew, I don’t want anything mutual with you.

[effectrpg]

No, but we can get you a maid outfit and fix that problem real quick.

[blazinsammi]

If I wear a maid outfit, it won’t be for serving your ass.

[effectrpg]

[blazinsammi]

I can’t take you seriously.

[effectrpg]

Man—I really want a milkshake now. Will you go get me one?

[blazinsammi]

What do I look like to you? A maid?

[effectrpg]

Everything I say is smart.

[blazinsammi]

It’s all idiotic there should be a law where you shouldn’t talk anymore. 

[effectrpg]

Yeah…no.

[blazinsammi]

Totally, you don’t even have a milkshake.

[effectrpg]

I can agree with that definitely. Especially the not smart part.

[blazinsammi]

Like you’re any better.

[effectrpg]

I think you just have nothing to say.

[blazinsammi]

I always have something to say. It may not be smart, but it’s something.

[effectrpg]

I’ve heard the song, yeah.

[blazinsammi]

Cause damn right, it’s better than yours.

[effectrpg]

And just how many male strippers have you been around? Are you having to resort to paying for pleasure nowadays? 

[blazinsammi]

Have you ever heard that my milkshake brings my boys to the yard? 

[effectrpg]

Sounds just like something someone who didn’t have an answer to a question would say. Congratulations, you can almost successfully avoid straight up answering a question.

[blazinsammi]

But, it’s easy to avoid anything you say. 

[effectrpg]

Can’t argue with that.

[blazinsammi]

You’re easier than a male stripper.