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@bleary-tired-crayon
ive been posting on this account so im gonna make and pin an intro
whats up, im robin(any pronouns)
im autistic, lesbian, gender non conforming
im hoping to go to college for kinesiology, biopsychology, and mandarin or arabic
interests: art, martial arts, dance, aerial, reading, nature, queer culture, drag, goth culture, spirituality/religions
this i kinda just a blog to do whatever i want on lol
@academia-lucifer
being queer with religious trauma goes hand in hand with an obsession with religious imagery
nobody knows the things eva stratt could do to me
its a miracle i didnt known i was a raging lesbian sooner, and that my family has yet to accept that ill never be with a man. im gonna give a list of characters i was OBSESSED with as a child and yall can tell me if this isnt the most bulldagger shit ever
miss trunchbull
miss hannigan
bellatrix lestrange
moanas grandma
mother gothel
meryl streeps character in into the woods
morticia
wednesday
honorable mention the grandma addams
its a miracle i didnt known i was a raging lesbian sooner, and that my family has yet to accept that ill never be with a man. im gonna give a list of characters i was OBSESSED with as a child and yall can tell me if this isnt the most bulldagger shit ever
miss trunchbull
miss hannigan
bellatrix lestrange
moanas grandma
mother gothel
meryl streeps character in into the woods
morticia
wednesday
i wanna serve cunt and have stylish fits but im cursed with practicality
hear me out guys
frank langdon is jason todd flavored
also frank langdon is the benzo addict rep i never knew i needed❤️❤️
at least 70% of the people writing tim drake fanfic have never had a caffienated beverage in their life and i will die on this hill
ten year old Tim Drake having a minor phase of liking archeology bcs of his parents so he starts digging shit up in his garden, but because he’s Tim Fucking Drake he does it too well and accidentally unearths one of the tunnels that connects to the fucking batcave.
ten year old Tim Drake who already knew who Batman and Robin were, finding out he now has a secret tunnel in his garden connecting his house to their lair, and he’s just like ‘fuck yeah that’s cool.’ and starts exploring.
thirteen year old Jason Todd bored and fucking around alone in the batcave system when he comes across a fucking ten year old who knows his identity, clearly idolises the hell out of him, and is just kinda wandering around the cave system alone and completely chill about it. they see a super dangerous spider and Tim just starts info-dumping on the species. when asked if he has a curfew to go back home by he goes ‘uh, July i guess? that’s when mom and dad get back.’ it is early February.
thirteen year old Jason Todd who takes a minute and then goes ‘ok this is funny as fuck i promise i won’t snitch to Bruce.’
Jason Todd and Tim Drake being secret cave buddies. Jason Todd and Tim Drake hanging out in the tunnels and making fun of Batman and Nightwing from the shadows. Tim Drake who has to buy a whole new set of night-vision camera lenses for his new photo album that’s just photos and selfies of him and his new best friend Robin fucking around in the underground pitch-dark.
Jason Todd who dies, gets revived, is told by Talia that Tim Drake has ‘replaced him’ unknowing they’re already friends, and Jason who all he can think of is that time they played hide and seek in the cave system and Tim clung to the fucking ceiling via a stalactite for 45 minutes straight. Jason Todd who just looks at Talia and goes ‘yeah sounds about right for him.’
Jason Todd being told he has to deliver Damian to Bruce and he decides ‘absolutely the fuck not’ to the idea of even touching the front door. they have a Ring camera he is not getting caught on that bullshit.
Jason Todd who just goes to Drake Manor and uses Tim’s old entrance to get into the tunnels, his home away from home, dragging Damian along, until he gets to a spot where he can secretly signal into the batcave for Tim to sneak the fuck away.
fifteen year old Tim Drake who gets called into the tunnels to find the Red Hood, unmasked as Jason, presenting to him a random child which he declares to be the son of Batman.
fifteen year old Tim Drake who comes full circle and says ‘ok this is funny as fuck i promise i won’t snitch to Bruce.’
the cave boys are reunited. a third is added to the club. a new photo album is filled. when Tim brings Damian up through the tunnels into the cave he looks Bruce dead in the eyes and says fully straight-faced ‘this is your cave son. i found him wandering, he was born from the shadows of the bat.’
eleven year old Damian Al Ghul-Wayne who’s spent the past three and a half years under Jason Todd’s influence and sombrely declares ‘the cave birthed me for you, father. i am darkness. i am your child.’
Bruce Wayne who genuinely is starting to lose it.
Done!
Done!
gender envy
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 43 (masterpost here)
Dick: -i will tell you one thing about my childhood, and that is i have never once called Bruce dad.
Jason: i did call him daddy once when i was thirteen, but it was to piss him off.
Dick, fondly: oh yeah, i remember that.
Jason: yeah i used a real sexy sultry voice and did it in front of four potential WE investors and he wouldn't let me patrol with him for a week.
Tim: Jason, you're a horrible human being.
Jason: no, what was horrible was when Bruce was visibly displeased with me trying to cat-call him in public, i said 'alright fine, be unappreciative, i'll find a new man', and then i turned to Dick and called him daddy to piss Bruce off further, and without missing a beat Dick matched my tone of voice and went *coy, flirtatious tone* 'well hello to you too, baby boy, you wanna come home with me?'
Tim: *bursts out laughing*
Dick: listen- LISTEN. we had a PACT. we PROMISED each other that if one of us started a bit at a gala, the the other HAD TO CARRY IT ON WITHOUT QUESTION. I WAS TRAPPED.
Jason: yeah Bruce was like, really mad at us the next day, because some of the newspapers started printing us on the front pages with theories that i was like- brought in as the Wayne-Family-Concubine or something.
Dick, sombre: the pack omega.
Jason: the pa-*loud cackles* *struggling to breath* you- you piece of shit- *wheeze*
Tim: *uncontrollable laughing*
Dick: i'm just saying-
Jason: *cackling* fucking- don't say that shit out loud. don't bring forth that idea. don't let the people of Gotham hear that shit and add it to their Gotham-elite fanfiction headcanons,
Dick: *wheezes* I HAVE THE GET THE IDEA OUT THERE SOMEHOW HOOD, IT'S A SEVERELY LACKING TROPE.
Jason: FUCK YOU-!
Tim, through giggles: you guys are such fucking weirdos,
Damian, deadly serious: if... you... two... start talking... about fucking fanfiction again... i am going to cut off your legs and drop you both in the harbour.
Tim: *cackling*
Dick: this child is not down with the ao3 culture.
Jason: wait till he finds out what a lemon is,
Damian: i can swing to your location in under five minutes. fucking try me.
Jason: -this coming from the anime enjoyer is insane, by the way.
Tim and Dick: *burst out laughing*
Dickie is Bruce's favorite lil guy. He brings his dude to the club, hockey, dates with supermodels, the movies. Some people even raise a few brows because Brucie is bringing his little guy on company picnic dates and board meetings.
I imagine this suddenly stops when Dick moves out and heads off to Blüd, but they both hate it so much that they eventually pick it back up.
EVERYONE misses Dick when he stops showing up everywhere with Bruce. The press complains about it. The fans complain about it. The employees complain about it. Everyone laments the fact that their favorite little guy isn’t around anymore.
Plus, Bruce is visibly sad about it, and that makes everyone else sad, too.
