Pretty Pics Of Bg3 Boys* *also other things

Just a place to keep the bg3 art I can’t stop making and the fanfic I can’t stop writing- if you’d rather like anything you see and you want one of your own https://www.redbubble.com/people/bleecake/shop?asc=u

[carnivaley]

MAN I LOVE LORD ENVER GORTASH

I’m such a tyrant kisser

[iplaytillifallasleep-deactivate]

Daddy Gorty

[bleecake1]

I took a picture of my gentleman friend Mattrick where he had accidental "zombie apocalypse surviver" vibes and I decided to lean into it for a drawing.

Sixteen hours of frantic pen on glass later and now I have this.

[prokopetz]

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

[eternally-conflicted]

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

[lucky-clover-gazette]

enver gortash is so funny in terms of character design like he’s a thirty year old who looks forty with an elevated glam rock aesthetic including messy hair and guyliner and he’s like weirdly handsome in the face but also has yellow teeth and his con score is 10 so i assume a strong gust of wind would knock him over and his outfit has motifs of hell, the place where he was imprisoned as a child, and he’s got cunty shoes that i assume he made since his parents are cobblers and he’s a soft vulnerable human with a doomed star-crossed schoolgirl crush on a demigod lizard whose idea of marriage is murder-suicide. and he’s got these shiny golden gauntlets that look so fucking cool and his pointer and middle fingers have shorter nails than the rest. and he wants to take over the world and turn everyone into robots so society will find peace. who is doing it like him. nobody. literally nobody

[bleecake1]

I’ve been designing I think you should leave stickers. I’m gonna make a few more then stick em in my shop.

[bleecake1]

Trying to get back to some of my roots and just pencil sketch. Sorry you might keep seeing this gentleman a lot because I’m in lurve and I like the shape of him.

Pls enjoy my erratic line work I’m very proud of

[bleecake1]

Coming out of retirement to share this drawing of my very handsome boyfriend snuggling my very appreciative cat.

It’s not bg3 art but I thought it was nice enough to share.

[tristaniawrites]

A new year, a new art commission scammer (yay!)

It's happened to me several times now--a vague but complimentary comment on ao3, followed by a solicitation to draw my characters and request to go off platform (usually Discord) to discuss payment. I think it just seemed especially jarring this time because I had just posted my own artwork. Something visibly handmade, time intensive, and personal. Even though I know that there isn't a real person reading my story or looking at my work, the mismatch made the whole thing extra icky. It wouldn't have mattered if I had posted a stick figure or a masterpiece. Because it wasn't actually "seen" at all.

Comments are rare enough that every new notification feels like a moment of hope. So when it turns out to be a commission scam, it's not just annoying, it's deflating. The people behind this are like psychic vampires (and not the sexy kind).

And they are evolving. They now have accounts (which I reported), tend to leave kudos first (to establish good will) and they will often use character names and reference themes of the story. I've also noticed that most of them have female-sounding names, and I don't think this is a coincidence. I think it is because a comment from "EmilyDraws" subconsciously feels safer than one from "BizArtPro" or "CommissionKing." It is exploiting the sense of community and trust in our fellow artists and creators. It feels like a peer reaching out, rather than a pitch.

If you're questioning whether or not one of these comments is legitimate, just know that real artists do not directly solicit people for commissions. They might post in groups and let people know that they have commissions open, but they're not going to your DMs or comment section uninvited. If they're a legit fan, they will just draw your character and show you the work (or maybe ask for permission first), but there is no need to go off platform to discuss anything if they are doing it as a labor of love.

[preciouslittle-archive]

I need to put this man in situations.

[bleecake1]

As promised, I have started publishing this story today

It’s called Palooka and it’s about gort and durge if they were prohibition-era gangsters, inspired by this post by @vialae and pushed on me by @aryriddle

I meant it to be a short story and it is (cough by my standards cough) but it got to be a few chapters long.

Pls check it out if you like durgetash debauchery and gangster shit.

[bleecake1]

I published the last chapter of this wonderfully insane story today. Now’s a good time to check it out if you’ve been waiting! Join these two goobers for a deeply disturbing love story filled with violence and pathos.

[aryriddle]

Last Line Written

Thanks @afilmnoirdetective for the tag! 💙

And here it goes, it’s a short one but I don’t want to spoil the entire paragraph 😁 It’s from the upcoming second one-shot in the Our Skin And Bones series:

“I’ll mix your ashes in my wine and piss you out all over Bhaal’s altar.”

I tag @bleecake1 , @elinorbard , @kaerwrites and @wizardofarles (Kaer and Wizard are from the Captive Prince fandom and I’ve been a huge fan of their work for YEARS. I’m blatantly trying to get sneak peeks this way 👀 No pressure though)

[bleecake1]

You caught me busy with smut, as I often am.

“She dug into herself and found the core that was just an animal in a silken dress, the part of her that was nothing but flesh and blood and hot, wet, aching need. Just a hole in want of filling.”

[bleecake1]

Don’t mind me, I’m just illustrating my ongoing story Palooka, which is now five chapters in and halfway published.

[karamatsulover69]

i can never get over gort always putting on his evil conniving dictator face talking to everyone else but having the shiniest eyes and happiest softest smile when talking to durge its really just diabolical. why does he look like that. dont do that

[bleecake1]

Exhibit 1

[kaava]

They just can't get my nose right!

[irondeficienttav]

Gods I just love that Astarion is pansexual. I love seeing images of him kissing both men and women. I love that he is flamboyant and that so many women find him sexy. I love that his queerness wasn’t sidelined to make homophobic gamers comfortable.

And I will fight any of those dumbasses who insists that he’s actually gay, because miss me with that stereotyping bullshit. He makes my little bi heart so happy.

[johnlarian]

ao3 and wattpad gang where you at

[bleecake1]

Maybe I’ll apply 🤗