“Kill her!”
“Wait until she has sex.”
“Your bum looks good in those jeans.”
“Beer pong happened here.”
“Everyone’s drunk of unconscious.”
“I hope the guy with the selfie stick dies first.”
“How do you be ashamed?”
“Why wouldn’t I put down the death totem?!”
“Why are we in the forest from fucking Princess Bride?”
“What fire-breathing nonsense is this?”
“Scarecrow makes you happy?”
“It’s not haunted!”
“We’re going to go to a cabin in Death Lane Avenue.”
“Was that the fucking death shuttle?”
“I’m brave as shit.”
“Woah, woah, woah! Gun safety!”
“They never found the bodies.”
“You don’t keep a lock of hair from your victims?”
*Thanks for making me do that.”
“We should have shot the squirrel.”
“Oh, burn.”
“Don’t you have to be funny to be romantic?”
“Last time he/she pulled a prank, two people ended up dead.”
“He/she walked up to me, looked left and right nine times and then punched me!”
“So this guy killed everyone, right?”
“I kinda wanna push him down the mountain and I just met him.”
“it’s important that I don’t tell you what’s going on.”
“Make sure he dies.”
“Hate to see you go, love to watch you walk away!”
“That’s a creepy fucking smile.”
“Boom! Headshot!”
“You fucking creepy asshole!”
“Look, she ain’t the boss of me!”
“Who the fuck is scared of a rat?”
“I’d rather be shot.”
“Are you afraid of apples or hate oranges?”
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