Bleeds Hot Brass

the squandered remnant of a polymath.

[threeblackdots]

[hvmanfilth2]

[roxolotl-remaking-deactivated20]

my animal behavior professor just emailed me this

[moniquill]

[jpechacek]

Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

[datenonbinarysuggest]

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

[frog-chemicals]

I personally was created in a lab

[cockyroaches]

Just straight up spawned

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

[gnollgirl]

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

i was placed in the cradle of a stolen child by the trolls of the mountain halls

[maureen2musings]

[nevver]

Take the stairs, Polly Penrose

[worldcircus]

42,000 matches .

[okazilla]

when it all turned black with only a little fire on the side it looked like a hole burning into reality

[kitty]

[sixpenceee]

A billboard crashed in the fog, making it look like the sky was showing an error message.

[wise-emperor]

Kneading the air [X]

[catasters]

[girlsjustwannahavefawn-deactiva]

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

[kireinahana]

Nevermind this is it

[unclefather]

[charmantecats]

[waneella]

patreon

[catsuggest]

just ONE pink bean

[catsuggest]

only one

[ampervadasz]

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