Achievement Unlocked

I'm Oscar and I'm back in Hava! I am not so good at being confident but I am trying. Addicted to redbull, doritos and awkward magic tricks. No, I've never hacked into the FBI database. That's illegal. Sometimes it's like I'm listening to Autotune Jesus

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

I need to stop playing Far Cry 3.

[v-elmahart]

I can’t say I have.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

You're missing o-out! It's so cool!

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

I need to stop playing Far Cry 3.

[v-elmahart]

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

You've never pl-played it?

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

I need to stop playing Far Cry 3.

It's consuming my life. Why did I decide to replay this? My Tatau looks awesome though.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

So... uh

[sailor-reynolds]

Aw, Oz, don’t freak. You can cook her something romantic!

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

No... I burn toast! Oh, how am I going to do this? She is gonna say no... she wouldn't wanna go out with me!

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

So... uh

[skipperknight-ly]

Oooh…okay, maybe not disc golf then. Getting a concussion isn’t a fun first date. It’s just a silly sport where you throw a frisbee into this chain-thing. It’s kind fun.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

Yeah... I don't w-want to be concussed, nope. Oh... I mean... I c-can't with sports. I'm b-better at video games.

[seth-boyd]

Do you ever have those morning where you wake up and your dead in the middle of a SWAT team of Grand Theft Auto and wonder what the hell you did while you were sleeping?

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

All the t-time.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

So... uh

[skipperknight-ly]

Um, yeah. Like with frisbees? Have you never heard of it?

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

Last time I d-did anything with a fr-frisbee it hit me in the head and I-I got a concussion. But uh... no I've never h-heard of it.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

So... uh

[sailor-reynolds]

Take her somewhere you’re comfortable with.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

That's p-pretty much just my h-house. I'm kinda fr-freaking out, Sailor.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

So... uh

[skipperknight-ly]

You take her to do something weirdly awesome. Like disc golfing or something.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

... Disc golfing?

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

So... uh

What do you do when you want to ask this super amazing and pretty girl out on a date but don't know where to take her?

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

I really really really want poptarts!

[sylviarosario]

That’s an of course, you silly.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

Really?! You're the best!

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

I really really really want poptarts!

[sylviarosario]

Is that even a question?

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

Is that a yes?

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

I really really really want poptarts!

[sylviarosario]

You’re the only person I really want to share my poptarts with.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

So... wanna come over and eat poptarts and play Super Smash Bros?

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

I really really really want poptarts!

[sylviarosario]

I have poptarts!

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

Have I ever mentioned that you are my favorite person because you are awesome and would share those poptarts with me because you are just super nice and stuff?

[art-never-meant-to-wither-blog]

I deleted Flappy Birds off Kim's phone. Oops.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

F-Flappy Bird is pure evil!!!

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

I really really really want poptarts!

[benjiboot]

Ah, poptarts. The greatest snack to ever grace the earth as described by Thor.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

I th-think I could pull a Thor and eat an entire box. 

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

I really really really want poptarts!