let the words fall out

My name's Skipper. I have no idea what else to tell you. Let's end this with a lyric from a song. That's what people do, right? "How can the only thing that's killing me make me feel so alive?"

[alexsisthebadass]

Woah there, chill Barbie, no one said you had to be that drunk!

[skipperknight-ly]

Woooooah, do not call me that. My sister's name is Barbie and I'm gonna end up really really confused. Especially if I'm drunk.

[victoria-wirth]

What have you been studying lately?

[skipperknight-ly]

A lot of really boring charts and formulas for my classes. It's mind numbing.

[axl-knightly]

Probably for the best, sis.

Besides, I don’t think you enjoy partying.

[skipperknight-ly]

Not partying with you, at least. You might like waking up with strangers in a pool of your own vomit, but it's not my thing.

[alexsisthebadass]

Alcohol !

[skipperknight-ly]

I don't know, going from being bored to vomiting into a trash can doesn't sound like a step up.

[axl-knightly]

Not me.

[skipperknight-ly]

Good thing I wasn't asking you then, isn't it?

[alexsisthebadass]

I have just what you need!

[skipperknight-ly]

And what do I need?

[skipperknight-ly]

Gah, everything is so boring lately. I need something to do besides studying. Who's in?

[benjiboot]

It does that to everyone. I wouldn’t be surprised if the next World War was over some 8-bit bird-fish thing.

[skipperknight-ly]

I hope the entire world ends up to kill that bird fish monstrosity. That game should be outlawed; it's more addictive than heroin.

[benjiboot]

My boss suggested my next magic trick be a way to beat Flappy Bird, and I didn’t have the heart to tell him that not even my amazing magic skills could do that.

[skipperknight-ly]

Don't even mention that game. It makes me want to commit mass homicide.

[lenny-finch-deactivated20190726]

Nothing like eating chicken nuggets in the dark.

[skipperknight-ly]

So long as you don't miss your mouth.

[stovechildress]

You don’t wear a smock…? 

[skipperknight-ly]

I mean, I own one. But I painted on myself on purpose. 

[axl-knightly]

Oh I won’t say a word. But the pictures on my phone might.

[skipperknight-ly]

Axl, you don't want to screw with me. I fight back. 

[perksofbeingakimflower-blog]

It’s funner when you use edible body paint.

[skipperknight-ly]

That sounds kind of...risque.

[thecoltongreene]

What a disappointment. You’re pretty enough to be in one.

[skipperknight-ly]

Well, that was really smooth of you. Thanks. What's your name?

[axl-knightly]

Rebellious as in sneaking into art classes without mom and dad’s knowing? Yeah, I saw you yesterday.

[skipperknight-ly]

...you're not going to tell them that. I swear, Axl, if you say one word, you will not get off easy.

[thecoltongreene]

Well, you just made yourself the masterpiece. That’s alright.

[skipperknight-ly]

But they can't exactly hang me up in museums. I mean, they could I guess but it would be really morbid.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

So... uh

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

Yeah… I don’t w-want to be concussed, nope. Oh… I mean… I c-can’t with sports. I’m b-better at video games.

[skipperknight-ly]

Maybe you could ask her to play video games with you? Or go to the movies or something, if you want to like actually go outside a little bit.