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Omfg school's finally abt to be over in June

Thank fucking god

Bu I still have some reqs not passed :')

Gonna try and cram them in while I can

Uuuuggghhh

Why do they even keep putting out tasks for us???

And that's them saying they held back

Wtf

I'm never having any fucking kids

They're so fucking annoying and for what???

Just earlier my brother won't stop fucking coming into my room and draging me into his

I barely did anything there anyways and I was busy doing something of my own

And my mom just let him drag me again and again even after I asked her to stop him

She just said that "it's not my fault you're his favourite sister"

Fucking hell

I don't give a shit

Get him the fuck away from me

I don't want to be around people and especially noisy ass children

It's not fucking cute

I'm gonna fucking kick his face in

Currently stalking my classmates' socmeds

Why are all of them pickmes and sadbois???? TTATT

Not our teachers coaching us so they look good in front of the examiners

sofyasemyonovna

i just want a man who can kill anyone who bothers me

#shion <3 #taiju <3

So, uh... Mikey stans/kinnies, how are we feeling??

Y'all ready to fight for your lives yet??

(Low-key feel like some people gonna start canceling mikey like they did w/ bonten when they found out about the pr0st!tμtion)

#as a sanzu kinnie i dont feel good #im like Disgusted by the panel but at the same time cant stop staring at it????#my baby's mouth ia torn open #:'/#and senju's just hiding #poor baby's probably traumatised or smth #side eyeing mikey from now on #tokyo revengers #tokyo rev #tr #mikey #tokyo rev mikey #sanzu #tokyo rev sanzu #sanzu haruchiyo

PSA: anyone named Effie is a bitch

#im mainly referencing my English teacher who assigns us an ungodly amount of work #:((

yellowbirdbluetoo

Little headcanons I have for Bruno’s gift :

-his eyes glow when he experiences strong emotions or whenever he’s startled. Stuff like him getting flustered makes them shine, or when’s woken abruptly they flicker a bit, as he tends to have dreams of visions and not being fully awake when he gets up makes his gift confused on wether to stop the vision or not

-he can get mini vision episodes, wherein he’ll see something that will happen in the next couple seconds or minutes. He’ll let people know that they’ll trip in the next several seconds or that his sister needs to take something out of the oven before it burns.

-He loves his rats. Like, they’re very near and dear to him. They all have names and he can recognize who is who with barely a glance. They tend to sleep in his bed with him, or travel on his shoulders wherever he goes

-he and Antonio bond over the fact that Antonio can talk to his rats

-He’s completely used to the sand that’s in his hair and practically embedded in his clothes. He shakes it out of his shoes whenever he leaves his room to try and limit the amount of sand entering the rest of the house.

-seriously tho, he finds sand EVERYWHERE. In his food, in clothes fresh from being washed, it’s inescapable but he’s used to it, if not occasionally mild annoyed

-He’s very much an anxious person, and has habits of avoiding crowds- part in due to his bad reputation

-Sometimes he’ll get visions against his will, of very important events. He’ll be doing something and stop dead in the middle of walking, eyes glowing a vibrant green and he’s forced to spit out confusing prophecies from his mouth

-When he was a kid, before he truly had a hold on his gift, he would be spoiling major events in peoples lives. So many women found out they were pregnant because 8 year old Bruno just happened to glance their way and say “it’s a girl. She’ll have a summer birthday “ and continuing on his merry way, completely unaware that he’s just dropped a major bombshell on some stranger

-He ties up his hair occasionally before visions , because the winds can blow it into his face and it’s distracting

-He doesn’t like keeping the bad visions so he breaks them, but good visions (tho few and far in between, he keeps safely secured)

-He would cheat at games as a kid by looking ahead to place bets on who would win(tho he was found out eventually)

-I’d imagine while he struggles with his gift the most out of his sisters, he recognizes that none of them had it easy. One spent most of her childhood in the kitchen learning to perfect her recipes (because bad food can’t heal people) while the other spent hers being emotional locked away, aware that any bad mood could result in a deadly storm

-he sees a bit of himself in Mirabel’s clumsy, socially awkward nature.

-he talks to his rats often enough, but occasionally their hidden to deep into his hair to be seen by others, and they think he’s talking to himself (he’ll argue he’s not crazy, he’s just making conversation. It’s polite)

-he got stuck with the nickname ‘bad luck Bruno’ as a kid

-His sleep schedule is all over the place, and due to this he can be found passed out in a manner of places around the house. Casita helps as best as she can to move him to more comfortable places, but he often ends up tucked away in corners, curled up next to potted plants because he prefers sleeping in a closed off space. It’s somewhat of a tally mark to see how many places different family members have caught him snoozing in. 1 point for Camillo for finding Bruno asleep behind the couch, another for Louisa, who nearly had a heart attack after opening a cabinet and finding him clustered away with the pots and pans

Anyways that’s it for now, but hope my fellow Bruno lovers enjoyed these!!

vermincritter

I have Bruno brain rot 💚

teaboot

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

teaboot

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

edgar-allan-possum

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

elidyce

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.

*A couple of months later*

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.

queerqueerspawn

I love this but…

First, in order to be Nobody, Odysseus must have already left Troy, been fucking around to find out, and ended up meeting and tricking Polyphemus - and most likely being cursed by Poseidon, which is the whole inciting event for the Odyssey.

Second, since this is after the fall of Troy, Cassandra’s already been taken captive by Agamemnon, so there’s an urgent ticking clock for Odysseus to get to her before Clytemnestra and Aegisthus do (and kill her), while he’s doomed to be bad at sailing and essentially marooned.

All that being said, there’s something delightful about Odysseus overcoming his curse from Poseidon while circumventing Cassandra’s curse from Apollo with a blessing from Athena - the thick soup of boons and maledictions from a crowded pantheon cancelling each other out, with human ingenuity and cooperation at the core of untangling them together.

elidyce

@queerqueerspawn YAY DISCOURSE Okay, so here’s how I was picturing it:

Cassandra, having *just* been taken captive, *during* the final sack of Troy, is ranting up a storm about how profoundly they’re all going to regret this because why the fuck not at this point.

Odysseus, who has not lived this long by ignoring important stuff like ranting seers, goes over to ask, you know, what’s up.

Cassandra tells him that nobody ever believes her when she makes prophecies but for the record HIS FUTURE IS TERRIBLE.

Odysseus may not have encountered Polyphemus yet, but he’s still the guy who came up with ‘Nobody’ as a workaround on the spur of the moment. A seer saying ‘Nobody believes me, there’s a curse’ is absolutely enough to give this very clever man the idea to call himself ‘Nobody’ a little ahead of schedule and ask for more details. He was smart enough to think of it in the original timeline, he can do it now!

Cassandra, who has no reason to lie at this point, gives him the low-down.

Odysseus, reassured that Agamemnon is not going to live much longer in any case and also fuck that guy, basically shoves Cassandra into a bag and escapes with her before Agamemnon can catch him. There’s a fair bit of chaos at this point and he’s one of the sneakiest people alive, he can manage it.

Cassandra’s advice gets Odysseus home in record time because she is able to keep him away from Polyphemus and thus Poseidon’s curse, along with all the other things that go wrong.

Odysseus thinks Cassandra is GREAT. After what happened with Apollo he is WAY too smart to try to get into her robes, but she’s smart, she’s gifted, and she’s been treated ridiculously badly by pretty much everyone. He decides to adopt her - what better gift to bring his son than a future-seeing sister with absolutely no loyalties left to anyone else, right? - and presents her to his wife as a new daughter. Penelope, being pretty sharp herself, can really see the advantage to a gifted seer nobody else can take advantage of who is also Extremely Grateful and Loyal to Odysseus and his family and is down with this plan.

Cassandra loves the plan and is an enthusiastic assistant in Odysseus’s future endeavours. Curses and blessings cancel each other out. Happy endings all around!