Something Went Wrong

The world is but a canvas to our imagination. - Thoreau

[help-mywife]

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[mechinaries]

beard bros

[s00005aa55yah-deactivated201308]

[zephror]

squirrel girl is canonically more powerful than thanos

[origamiseagull]

Grumio is coming over to say hello!

[meghanmagica-deactivated2020021]

That was the best hello I’ve ever received

[different-landscapes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I was a ghost I wouldn’t waste time haunting people, I’d go exploring jungles, desert plains, caves and oceans without the fear of dying.

[kodonaprince]

“When you’re young, thunderstorms seem scary. Like the sky is angry at you. But now that I’m older, something about its roar soothes me; it’s comforting to know that even nature needs to scream sometimes.”

— (via nostalgicjoy)

[hhhbuckybarnes]

“i am groot”

“i am steve rogers”

me: I AM CRYING

[lovelysuggestions]

can we all come together and agree that the saying “no one can truly love you until you love yourself” is trash. loving yourself takes time, and it isn’t always easy. Know that there are people out there who love you, even when you struggle to.

[lovelikemountains]

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[adoraslastbraincell]

Are you feeling kind of down right now? It’s not your fault that you forgot what baby cheetahs look like. Really. One time I did too.

But now you recall!

Look! Look!

They loves to play!

Rawr!

Their head is just one giant ball of floof!

I can’t even

How do they live? Being so cuTE??

Ugh!!

This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.

[coneycat]

For anyone who needs this.

[rionsanura]

Also, when they are a little older, they have full-body mohawks!

[pisces-fish]

I honestly needed this.

[tromkehra]

When it’s the right time of year you can go the Winston Oregon’s Wild Life Sufari and bottle feed baby cheetas. They have one of the greatest cheers breeding programs in the West coast.

[lizzie-and-the-wingding-deactiv]

@olidiavalree. Here you go Auntie.

[misteria247]

Omg I gotta show everyone!!

@gabe-is-back-baby @lucifer-isnt-alone @heavens-viceroy @the-forgotten-archangel @itty-bitty-obessesions @samael-has-arrived @chucktheprophet @casdoesnotunderstand @castiels-angel-log @s-winchester-83

LOOK AT THE BABY CHEETAHS!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!!!

[samael-has-arrived]

They’re so fluffy!

[sharkchunks]

Marvel Cinematic Universe title cards as of April 27th, 2018

[arrowsforhawkeye]

Russo brothers: all deaths in infinity war will be permanent.

Half the cast: *dies*

Me:

[adonischildsupportcase]

[topsydead]

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.