by my heel, i care not

Hi, you can call me Zeph, Bumbletrain, whatever you feel like. Occupation: Professional werewolf and also worlds greatest assassin

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"three sleeping babies" (2008), susan s.

[damazcuz]

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

[damazcuz]

Even puppy can learn music.

[damazcuz]

Literally it's puppy music school.

[whiteyoda]

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

[sirkayleeofcamelot]

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

[thyrell]

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

[mundanesalad]

it came to me in a vision

[bug-lovers-island]

Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day

[littleguysdaily]

[mundanesalad]

My ultimate goal was to make and paint it in real life. Thank you all for believing in me!

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[blizzardofjj]

[kaylmao]

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[vamplire]

the vampire does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[farcryfromhere-moved]

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[ilaeriawitch]

[pantspissedinreverse]

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein