Djehuty is tired bird dad

(pics aren't mine unless stated; header by strzyggus) I have a lot of Patron and Matron dieties. Some Religious Trauma mentioned but it's tagged :) This blog is against supremacists regardless of race and 100000% anti radfem. I have two cats, a cockatiel, and an axolotl ❤ they/them

[blessed-catchild]

What the Gods Are Like Series

Kemetic

Set

Anubis

Sobek

Sekhmet

Bast

Djehuty

Hellenic

Haides

Thanatos

Aphrodite

Dionysus

Ares

Norse

Loki

Celtic

The Morrigan

Mesopotamian

Heaven and Hell

[azamisnow]

[azamisnow]

[hagoftheholler]

"You can't hex me, I'm protected by [insert deity]!" "I have the protection of [insert archangel]! You can't touch me!" "My ancestors will protect me from any baneful magic and send it back tenfold!"

Listen... it's nice you have so much faith in your spirits and all, but what makes you think THEY aren't gonna spiritually smack you when you acting a fool? Just because they willing to protect you don't mean they aren't willing to discipline you.

[hagoftheholler]

Oh, you bet they ain't gonna protect you from these hands. They rated E for everyone.

[whats-a-human]

"you can't hex me bec-"

me: sure, let's see

Btw I made an eminem blessing version

[dank-memes-my-ex-gf-sends-me]

[blessed-catchild]

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE OMG

[hardend-lava-rocks]

This may vary from deity to deity but I have yet to find one that doesn't like to be talked about atleast in SOME way

[bardicblessing]

*me stomping around with my silly one-man-band instrument making oh so much noise* YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT A PERSON'S PRACTICE JUST FROM THEIR TUMBLR!!! *blows into my harmonica* THEIR SILLY POSTS ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE GODS DO NOT REFLECT THEIR ACTUAL PRACTICE! *banging on my bass drum* SPEND MORE TIME FOCUSING ON YOURSELF AND DON'T WASTE ENERGY WORRYING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING!

[the-fire-within0]

I'm a Dionysus devotee, of course I have a long line of alcoholics.

[blessed-catchild]

How dare you call me out like this lol

[witchy03]

Context has been eaten by the Fae.

[concealedequanimity]

First Interaction with Hermes

(using a coinflip to determine answers, heads = yes, tails = no)

Me: Uh...should I be afraid of you...?

Hermes: *serious* Yes.

Me: *nervous* Wait, what- really?

Hermes: Haha, no! *laughs*

Me: *realizing I have been pranked by god*

[thecaduceusclay]

[stars-on-the-water]

People are following me again so I suppose I should make more memes. Have this conversation I had a long time ago lol.

[sag-dab-sar]

Hermes: Do you think the younger, new generation know they are playing The Game?

Athena: No, I think thats archaic now

Hermes: .... So the generations have failed to instruct their offspring on the importance of The Game? Society has failed???

Athena: *sigh* No, society has moved on. Don't let this bother you.

Zeus: Why did you speak of it! I just lost The Game!!!

Athena: Dad, we are literally Gods, we do not play The Game

The Fates: Everyone is playing The Game

[pagan-sanctum]

Today’s Pagan Chats Prompt

What’s your deity/spirit guides personality summed up in one meme?

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Dionysus

Wepwawet

Hermes

Apollo

Sekhmet (or Ares honestly it works for both)

Aphrodite

[blessed-catchild]

Some more:

Ptah:

Heru-Sa-Aset:

Also Heru-Sa-Aset:

Poseidon:

Apollo (again):

Fenrir:

King Lucifer:

Queen Lillith:

Lord Azazel:

[blessed-catchild]

Part 3 that nobody asked for:

Lord Thanatos:

Ra:

Lady Aphrodite:

Loki:

Thor:

Hermes:

Ammit:

Uncle JC:

Lord Hynpos:

King Asmodeus:

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DID SOMEBODY SAY PART FOUR (no)

Lord Pan

Lord Hypnos:

Lord Beelzebub:

Lord Hapi:

Archangel Gabriel:

Lord Hermes:

Lady Skadi:

Lord Beelzebub:

Lord Anubis:

Kimg Zeus:

[blessed-catchild]

Lord Hephaestus wanted me to post this lol

I have DDD (degenerative disc disease) PLUS a bone spur in my neck PLUS a bulging disc in my neck PLUS facet arthritis of the spine.

[undeadmagick]

hello. i have nothing offer. so here are some random memes i found that remind me of some devotees. (in the nicest way possible)

hypnos devotees:

loki devotees:

aphrodite devotees:

poseidon devotees:

lucifer devotees:

hades devotees:

apollo devotees:

ares devotees:

odin devotees:

hera devotees:

[whim513]

i made a silly thing for father hades : )

[blessed-catchild]

Hell yeah Dad Hades!