#pagan jokes

[wyrd-wyrm]

New Term For UPG

My propaganda.

[sowilo-child]

metal music is so Sekhmet/Maahes/Ares coded

[blessed-catchild]

"Persephone doesn't love Hades! They are a toxic couple!!!! You can't glorify this!!!! This is abuse!!!"

People who know the actual myths and pagans who worship them:

[malewifecentral]

No one:

Absolutely nobody:

Hades, after Persephone leaves for the over world:

[luddefluff]

Christian: THIS IS OUR GOD, THE ONE GOD!

Pagan: wut his name?

Christian: IT'S JUST GOD!

Pagan: mhm..... how creative, but wait, if the old guy is the only God, why y'all praying to T-poseing lad?

Christian: He is JESUS, the son of God.

Pagan: k so u got two gods?

Christian: NO THAT'S HERESY, THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD!

Pagan:.....b-but you said? If he? That's two

Christian: NO ONLY ONE GOD!

Pagan:....k...so who is the lady in blue y'all praying to?

Christian: that's the mother of Jesus.

Pagan: Oooh.. now I get it, one god and one goddess!

Christian: NOOOO ONLY ONE GOD!

Pagan:.....

[kafkacrush]

yule is coming up!! just wanted to remind u guys to have a good time and for the love of the gods i don't care what the spell tells you don't eat any fucking mistletoe

[conversations-with-tarot]

Me: *takes a shot of moon water* so I hear you wanna know about witchcraft

[sowilo-child]

Aphrodite had the Cestus, a belt/girdle that enhanced her beauty and allure, so that butches could ruin people's(my) lives with their belts and carabiners. I rest my case.