Not A Stoner I Promise @bleujay420 - Tumblr Blog

Hello! I’m BleuJay, a humble 400,002 y.o USAmerican blogger. I talk about pretty much anything that comes to mind and I reblog lots of stuff too. I use he/him, but I’ll gladly accept the silliest xenopronouns you can think of at the time.

I make video games, sing, craft, and make art… but you won’t see too much of that here.

#intro post

apjvff

couples quarrel

boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up

girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.

boyfriend: -_-

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corviiids

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

#true #random

byjove

When the average heterosexual family man complains about his family not respecting him, it is almost always because there is absolutely nothing about him to respect and he has made no effort to connect with any of them and he considers the slightest pushback or lack of affection a sign of ‘disrespect’. When the average heterosexual family woman complains about her family not respecting her, it’s usually because her 14 year old son keeps calling her a bitch and throwing things at her while her husband laughs. The difference is so fucking stark.

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Do you guys like my new prideful seal dandelion?