Alex's sparkling Blog

Thank you for visiting my Tumblr. Have a seat and enjoy! Can be NSFW at times.

[nickythehickey]

there are a few people actually whose blogs just look like this to me and i hope they know i still love them

[cannibalcaprine]

the most beloved holiday of the Pre-collapse Americans (also known was known as the "Yankees") was the Julian Fourth, or "Independence Day". to celebrate the holiday, the Yankees would perform a decorative, ritualistic bombardment of the sky. this is believed to be a sort of Babelic ritual, declaring war against the American god, George Washing-Town. as an unintended side-effect, the loud blasts of the ritual acted as a form of psychological torture to wildlife, domestic pets, and their own traumatized warrior caste.

[goblinsoasis]

Hello hello! I can show you guys all the new art I made for the achievements. Updates to all the bosses, some story and miscellaneous achievements got a new coat of paint :) Hope you guys enjoy the art! It was fun as hell to make!

Here’s the full list

Dropbox

[junestrings]

yeah come over ive got edibles

[tgatbc]

[prokopetz]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

[petrodykeonicapocalypse]

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

[inthefallofasparrow]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

Destruction. Annihilation, even

[jones-friend]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[conop-8888]

[pokemon]

Origins of Astonishment (circa, 1997). Digital-medium

[businessfish-art]

animal well is a really good game and it has possessed me. back to regular work tomorrow,,

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[dogpuppy]

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 21

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[chortlebot]

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy