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Honesty is for the weak of lie. However you can have integrity while being a liar...sometimes

#Honesty #Integrity #things I think while pissed

The Lonely Alcoholic - MIKA - Songs For Sorrow EP - 2009

Because there is nothing worst than a man hiding his loneliness in social alcoholism. If you want to be alone, be alone, and drink alone. You make less of a spectacle.

#Social Drinking #The Lonely Alcoholic #MIKA #Drinking yourself to dead is accepted in the reign of god

Alcoholic Excuse #243

NO. I was NOT drinking alone again. I was on facebook so I was drinking socially with my friends.

#Social drinking #Alcoholic #Facebook #I drink to not fall in love and I fall in love to not drink

Another BullSh!t Promotion

Yes, it's us again. Promoting our great product "It's BullSh!t". We have here our most recent spokesperson Mr. Brent Bowers, coach for the Edmonton Capitals. He can clearly explain to you how to go on a rant after an umpire kicks you out of a game and spend ten minutes calling him the worst things you could call a gay person and after all is said and done, by using our product, It's BullSh!t, he can just go on with his life as if nothing happened. But don't take our word for it. Just read it for yourself: "I wish I had those 10 minutes back,” Bowers said from his home in Chicago. “It was just heat of the moment. I felt like (Van Raaphorst) hurt me and hurt my team, kicking me out of the game two days in a row. It doesn’t justify it. It was totally wrong. I apologize. I would apologize to anybody. I’ve grown up so much in the past week.” Now I'm no expert but that is a great use of It's BullSh!t. Stay tune to see who else decides to join our spokesperson group because there are millions already using it. Remember our motto: If it sounds like bullshit, its because It's BullSh!t.

#Van Raaphorst #Edmonton Capitals #It's BullSh!t #Baseball #Brent Bowers #I'm unhappy so I'll call you gay

It's BullSh!t - Brand new product

And now introducing the brand new product...It's BullSh!t. Yes It's BullSh!t is the new and revolutionary product which allows you to say anything you want, do anything you want, and come out the next day with a BullSh!t Apology that means absolutely nothing. But don't take our word for it, just ask our most recent advocate Dr. Laura Schlessinger. She'll explain to you how easy it is to use It's BullSh!t and just how easy you can get away with pretty much anything you want. Don't like your Boss? Call him a fucktard then apologize the next day telling him you had a dementia moment. Don't feel like stopping for a red light? Cross it and if stopped, blame it on an emergency trip to the hospital. Don't like black people? Call them the N word, then explain how it was wrong of you to do so. You see, It's BullSh!t comes with a lifetime warranty that well it's pretty much taken out of our asses. So remember, the next time you feel like not giving a f@ck about anybody, just use It's BullSh!t. It will make your life easier even if you mess up everybody elses. But who gives a shit right? It's all BullSh!t anyway. Go to www.itsbullshit.com and contact one of our salesperson for prices.

#Taken out of our asses #Laura Schlessinger #It's Bullshit #fucktards #The N Word #Best product you can buy

George Carlin - Advertising and Bullshit

Wherever I end up after my demise, I hope is hanging out with him. That would be fun

#George Carlin,#Advertising and Bullshit #It's all bullshit

Minority Report - 2002 - Directed by Steven Spielberg

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181689/

#Tom Cruise #Steven Spielberg #Minority Report #Orwellian future #Pre Crime

England loves Spielberg

So we all remember probably that movie "Minority Report" where they had psychics that could predict a crime before it was committed. We saw, we laughed, and wondered. That was almost 10 years ago.

Then, England goes out and does a thing like this.

Activists have condemned a series of "pre-crime" arrests carried out by the Metropolitan police on the eve of the royal wedding as disturbing, Orwellian and of doubtful legality.

Republican activists planning events almost a mile away from Westminster Abbey were held for up to 24 hours in police cells around the capital on Friday as tens of thousands turned out to watch the celebrations.

I mean, seriously? Talk about not caring what people think. They do that in the US and they would not be able to get rid of Reverend Sharpton ever again.

#England #Pre Crime #Steven Spielberg #Royal Wedding #Orwellian behavior

I rather drown in a shark infested ocean than in a dirty sea of people so for that reason shall you never see me march or protest, dance or clubbing, socializing or churching

#socializing #going to church #going to clubs #march #protests #shark infested ocean #sea of people

Cameroun Central - Zangalewa (Waka Waka) - 1980

You know, because this is probably what our president listens to according to the birthers in this non-racist country of ours. Really nice people they are.

#Zangalewa #Waka Waka #birthers #non racist country #Cameroun Central

Certificate Nation - The birther agenda

I'm not spending a lot of time on this. I completely disagree with what the President just did yesterday. Why give in to lunatics that have no other agenda than being asses? And now Mr. 3 bankruptcies but I will fix the nation has the balls to say "I did this". Whitey please...

So, ok, he showed it, the official certificate that establishes he WAS born in Hawaii. Can we finally drop the subject? Of course not, because it establishes the FACT of the matter. What is that? Well that he is not a natural born citizen. And how do they define that? Oh here's the awesome part. By calling on the words of some swiss guy who was not a citizen. Are you scratching your head yet?

So this smart swiss guy called Emerich de Vattel wrote a book that many of our founding fathers had where he defines natural born citizen. However, the Constitution, you know, that legitimate document we defend, doesn't define it. It defines a citizen and that definition is not the same as Vattel's. He establishes that natural born citizen means having both parents be citizens and being born in the country.

So long story short, Birthers now call on Vattel as the knowledgeable leader that certifies that because Obama had only one parent that was citizen, it removes the possibility of him becoming president. Wait a tick...I thought he already was. Are they trying to turn back the clock? Is that it?

So the Constitution establishes natural-born citizens can only run for president, but then it doesn't describe the word. Do you know how many alternate definitions can be created out of natural-born? And as a result, it will be argued forever and ever without a definite resolution. So again I have to ask....WHAT IS THEIR POINT?

My thought? There is no point, only skin pixels. If it were a white man, born in Alaska, with a mother from the US and a father from Germany, I guarantee you, we would not be having this debate.

So, as the official certificate is presented, and the natural-born citizen chip is thrown in the table, and other crazy ideas like selective service, social security fraud, etc. we have to wonder...

IS THIS F@CKING RAPTURE GOING TO HAPPEN ON THE 21ST OF MAY OR WHAT? Please Imaginary God, take your people with you and leave the rest of us down here. They are not needed.

#natural-born #birthers #agenda #certificate of birth #the rapture #US Constitution #Emerich de Vattel

Chris Daughtry featuring Slash - What I Want - 2006

What I want is for people to stop being stupid.

#Chris Daughtry #Slash #What I Want #Stupid people #I know you are but what am i?

What People Want

You know..that statement "what the people want" has to be the most overused, oversimplified and extensively misconstrued of all the campaigners of either side trying to make their point. I'm tired of hearing "what the people want" from the same people and the same polls, from the same media outlets and the same groups of unhappy people (no offense). As far as I'm concerned, I'm part of the people, and I don't think like you, so stop talking in general. Speak for yourself.

When the people want something, as a whole, they'll take it. They did it before.

#What the people want #unhappy people #campaigners #don't tell me what to say #Don't use me as an example

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance - 2009

Well at this point, I think it's expected that I'll match a post hints with a video. And since religious folks call her the new devil's bride (much like Madonna was in the 80's) it seem fitting. Although I call her a copycat.

#Lady Gaga #Bad Romance #copycat #Madonna #I'll stick with Madonna thank you very much

Roma roma ma - Amene

Social Darwinism is the proper religion of the new age. Human culture is essentially a product of the imagination including the proliferation of weird science based credos and analgesic induced moments of divine clarity. Its the omen of cultures clashing at the sound of the Gaga.

#Social Darwinism #new age #human culture #weird science #omen of cultures #divine clarity #Lady Gaga #You went from monkey sitting in your ass to man sitting in your ass

Gnarls Barkley - Mystery Man - 2008

You can't really be a superhero and a zombie at the same time. This isn't Resident Evil. So pick and choose. There is a third option of course. You can be imaginary.

#Mystery Man #Gnarls Barkley #Imaginationland #pick and choose #Resident Evil #I don't believe in cheap fiction stories #zombies

Anyone that claims to be my savior and speaks the truth of the world, yet chooses to walk in mysterious ways, is full of sh!t....I'm just sayin'

#Mysterious ways #savior #truth of th world #If you are going to save us go ahead and save us but don't be a douche

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