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themakeupbrush

Schiaparelli Spring 2024 Haute Couture

funstealer

Fragmented Figure (2013) by Úna Burke

reticent-vampire

placebo-ambrosia

muda

shitpostingkats

The jojo mafia lighter test is so funny. Like can you be trusted to keep a lighter lit for 24 hours? Ideally, no. No, the actual intended route is that you fail at this incredibly basic task, decide to lie to some of the most dangerous men in Italy about it, reignite the lighter, then an invisible shadow monster stabs you and you can do nothing about it because, as mentioned, it is invisible. This will probably give you an incredibly specific superpower, or it just kills you.

Like, what do we do with the guys that just keep it lit the whole time? If we want superpowered guys, why do we even bother with the whole lighter debacle in the first place? Do you guys understand that your orientation is forming a selection bias of exclusively hiring people that are willing to lie to their superior officers?

#choosing to believe that if you keep the lighter lit #you go work in a building full of completely normal reliable people doing all the normal daily paperwork #just an underbelly of six people who can successfully accomplish tasks and do NOT have stands

jeonseoguu

giornos fucked up moral compass

yahidna

do we fw my Mista hcs.....

missilia-amorii

the executioner comes

velvet-jellyfish

Looking for disability crafts I can do sitting in bed, so I’m channeling my inner grandma. Richelieu cutwork doily from a pattern I drew myself. Here is a link if anyone wants it!

lokalcrow

uhhh... Happy Pride everyone!

batrachised

I think Shirley Jackson delves so well into the horror of self-consciousness. To be so aware of yourself, whether due to loneliness or not belonging or abuse, can be a monstrous experience that reduces your experience of the world to a series of mechanical processes. I will get up. I will cross the room in front of everyone. I will get a cup of water. I must drink the cup of water before I return in case it is odd to have it on the couch. They must not think I'm odd. Instead of swinging into the kitchen for a drink while laughing with friends. Mechanical processes are based on cause and effect, and if you are so used to thinking in terms of cause and effect, you can start applying that framework nonsensically out of a self-defensive need for control--which begs the question of what happens when defense becomes offense

I’ve gotten a new piercing and adore it, partly because it looks very nice but mostly because of #myopenwound